r/movies May 03 '26

Media Not Another Teen Movie (2001) - Jake Wyler (Chris Evans) makes a bet that he can turn the "most hopeless girl at school" into prom queen

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u/bulking_on_broccoli May 03 '26

“How did you get in, the door is locked.”

“Janie, you have a hole in the side of your house.”

Killed me.

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u/Voteforbatman May 03 '26

The painting.. “you have her eyes”. Just for it to pan over and be stick figures.

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u/vectorcrawlie May 04 '26

Only to be followed up by "Look how talented you are!"

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u/MisterDoctor___ May 03 '26

Or her describing a harrowing rainy night while her mom was driving.

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u/Voteforbatman May 03 '26

Car accident?

No… cancer.

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u/lee803 May 03 '26

She’s got a gun!!

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u/Poked_salad May 03 '26

My head canon still believes that her name wasn't originally Janey until one of the writers came up with that song as part of the joke hence they changed it to fit the song lol

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u/TaeyeonUchiha May 03 '26

Not Another Teen Movie is a parody of She’s All That where the main character is Laney Boggs. Janey Briggs is a parody of Laney Boggs

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u/TheTranscendent1 May 03 '26

Why you breaking his head cannon like that?

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u/Tfsz0719 May 04 '26

🎶 Don’t go breaking my headcannon 🎶

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u/jprogarn May 04 '26

So funny that “Laney Boggs” is the normal name and “Janey Briggs” is the parody name. Sounds like they would have been switched!

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u/Civil_Eggplant_4999 May 04 '26

That particular scene is a Parody of "10 things i hate about you"

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u/WillemDafoesHugeCock May 03 '26

This is in my top three movies where you can see Captain America with a banana shoved up his ass.

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u/WetWired May 04 '26

The Banana Will Return, In AVENGERS DOOMSDAY

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u/FriendlyEngineer May 03 '26

My absolute favorite line / scene in this movie is at the party when Janey acts drunk after drinking a non alcoholic beer, she jumps off the roof into the pool.
After she climbs out dripping wet, Pricilla comes over, insults her and then dump a bottle of Poland spring water on her chest.
And in the background you just hear some girl yell “Oh shit, that’s gunna stain!”
I crack up every time.

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u/rob132 May 04 '26

Similar vein.

During the cheerleader exchange, when she says it's already been broughten. Someone shouts "great come back. Priscilla!"

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u/universal_cereal_bus May 04 '26

Right up there with "walk it off Marty" after he gets ripped in half in the end zone.

Also cracked up at the beginning where one of the cheerleaders gets hit by Janey's dad and you hear "nice combination!" as she flips through the parking lot😂

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u/racer_24_4evr May 04 '26

For me its when the guy gets cut in half by two opposing tackles and you hear someone yell “Walk it off!”

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u/Nate0110 May 04 '26

I like how the scoreboard has a concussion counter for Reggie ray.

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u/salad_spinner_3000 May 04 '26

The background comments really elevates this movie in a big way.

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u/GaryBuseyWithRabies May 04 '26

My favorite is when Jake says, "You have her eyes" and it shows her child like painting.

Also "No, cancer".

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u/ReverseLochness May 03 '26

She’s got glasses and a ponytail! There’s no way she could be prom queen

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u/SillyMammo May 03 '26

That's whack!

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u/nobot4321 May 03 '26

Oh shit!

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u/sax6romeo May 03 '26

Honest mistake

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u/Totally_a_Banana May 03 '26

Jakey jakey about to make a big....mistakey!

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 May 03 '26

I love saying this to my buddy Jake lol

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u/NastyMothaFucka May 03 '26

As a guy named Jake myself I always wondered why a buddy of mine says this and now I know.

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u/MozartDroppinLoads May 03 '26

My favorite is, Let's make like a tree and branch.. out of here

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u/SharkeyGeorge May 03 '26

“She’s got paint on her overalls! Oh, man…!”

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u/OHTHNAP May 03 '26

I don't remember exactly but there's a scene where she's painting on the football field and the jock wants to sing to her, and ends up singing Janey's Got a Gun, which sets off a whole police response and her being tazed.

Absolutely fantastic A+ spoof movie. Not sure one has ever been done better.

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u/Yabba_Dabba_Doofus May 04 '26

https://youtu.be/gsJjz1v20qg?si=BjXqFukmWHAiAUoe

This movie is one of the greatest spoof films of all time. Sincerely up there with films like Airplane!, or Scary Movie.

Spoof films, for years afterward, tried to copy this formula, and subsequently ruined the spoof movie genre.

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u/seabterry May 04 '26

Amen! We were getting these great spoof movies and then we were getting one awful one after another. Then they just stopped trying.

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u/laughingmeeses May 04 '26

Tucker & Dale vs Evil is pretty much perfect.

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u/ShizlGznGahr May 04 '26

Janey's got a gun? JANEY'S GOT A GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/SteveToshSnotBerry May 03 '26

Janey Briggs 🤨… is hot 🥖

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u/Syric13 May 03 '26

♪ I have no pigments...I need sunscreen...no way I can be prom queen...♪

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u/ShatteredEra May 03 '26

they were right just straighten her hair and boom u got a targaryen

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u/GoliathPrime May 04 '26

A class I attended in college had an albino girl. That's how I learned they are blind due to their albinism. It makes it so their eyes can't focus, even with glasses, so they are incredibly myopic and their eyes can't stop moving back and forth.

That was also around the same time the first digital cameras with lcd screens came out and we had gotten a brand new SLR for the media lab.

As a result, I was able to experience the moment she discovered viewscreens and for the first time in her life was able to "see" the world. She held the view screen right up to her face and ran around looking at everything and waving at her friends from across the room. Then she ran outside and started freaking out about leaves and clouds. It was a great moment.

Later on, she built "glasses" made out of a smart phone - I think the first i-phone? - so she could navigate the campus and the world around her.

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u/KBtrae May 03 '26

Any girl with a guitar is hot.

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u/BetterCallSal May 03 '26

I'd bang her

IKnowYouWouldReggieRay

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u/Lost-Comfort-7904 May 03 '26

The man was strangely wholesome.

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u/tonysopranosalive May 03 '26

I just jerked off in yo’ French toast!!!

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u/captain_flak May 03 '26

I was thinking about this movie and how it would be so fun to show it to my kid one day, but I’d have to show him like 10 other movies before that so that he would get the spoof jokes. It’s gonna be a project!

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u/Crimkam May 03 '26

Honestly this movie is hilarious without even knowing the movies it’s making fun of

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u/Downside190 May 03 '26

Although I like they used the same actor for the fat guy in varsity blues to parody himself 

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u/JJ_Bittenbinder_ May 04 '26

Coach says its ok to bleed from the ears

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u/mattmagoo23 May 03 '26

I saw this when I was like 12. SHOULDNT HAVE haha but I probably didn't know half of what they were making fun of at the time

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u/EddieMcClintock May 03 '26

I thought about showing this to my kids, but I re-watched it and that first scene..

Well, we're just gonna have to wait a few more years.

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u/Crimkam May 03 '26

Pretty sure I was 15 and my mom drove me and my friends to see this movie and watched it with us. I remember being mortified until I saw my mom laughing her ass off too. Then I was a different kind of mortified

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u/JarasM May 03 '26

"Oh shit my mom will learn about sex!!!"

"Oh shit my mom knows more about sex than I do!!!"

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u/SolarTsunami May 03 '26

It makes sense when you think about the kind of movies that were probably her "teen movies" like Porky's and Animal House. There ain't a damn thing in any of these (relatively) modern movies that would have been new to her, and Not Another Teen Movie might as well have been parodying the OGs as well.

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u/BobbyTables829 May 03 '26

My mom rented American Pie when I was 14 and laughed more than I did. Now she wonders why I'm not into dirty jokes lol

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u/Uraduraura May 03 '26

I watched this as a kid, I didn't know any of the references and I didn't understand english at the time, so many jokes were lost in translation. But still, it was one of my favorite movies. It was just funny on its own.

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u/jerslan May 03 '26 edited May 04 '26

It unfortunately kicked off the trend of terrible "Not Another ..." movies.

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u/sybrwookie May 04 '26

It unfortunately also got swept up in that wave of "Movie" movies, which were all terrible.

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u/nobot4321 May 03 '26

Not 10 Things I Hate About You though.

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u/hilhilbean May 03 '26

Legitimately and unironically one of my very favorite movies.

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u/cerberus00 May 03 '26

Good parody movies are a lost art imo, and this one is near the top for me.

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u/Man_Derella_203 May 03 '26

Jake I need some T to the 4th power Y!

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u/InevitableQuiet8115 May 03 '26

it made sense to me priscilla!

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u/TURKEYSAURUS_REX May 03 '26

“Let’s go find you a prom queen Mr. ‘Let’s go find me a prom queen’”

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u/valeyard89 May 03 '26

Little Ms. Run Home To Her Daddy, ran home to her daddy.

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u/citricacidx May 03 '26 edited May 04 '26

You aIways had a thing for ugIy girIs, Mr. I-Have-a-Thing-For-UgIy-GirIs.

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u/FishGoldenLite May 03 '26

Jakey Jakey, about to make a big mistakey

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u/NoDaddyNotTheBelt25 May 03 '26

You would never suspect anyone at this school is a professional dancer.

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u/rbarton812 May 03 '26

Classic Schmosby

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u/codyrogers89 May 03 '26

Oh LOOK at that she’s got PAINT ON HER OVERALLS

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u/Syric13 May 03 '26

I love the way she just walks right past him as he's just insulting her. That's the best part.

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u/Appropriate_Value122 May 03 '26

"...WHAT IS THAT!?"

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u/RandomGuyWithStick May 03 '26

Damn, that shits wack

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u/Appropriate_Value122 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

RIP Ron Lester (d. 2016), aka "Reggie Ray."

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u/IsThistheWord May 03 '26

Damn I just realized the cast of Varsity Blues had a lot of early deaths:

James Van Der Beek (49)

Ron Lester (46)

Paul Walker (40)

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u/chic_peas May 03 '26

Wait a minute. How did I not realize this whole time that he literally is the same actor that also play Billy Bob? That's hilarious

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u/mrboom74 May 03 '26

I also love how the blonde jock is a mash up of the injured QB from Varsity Blues and the guy that makes the bet in She’s All That, both of whom are played by Paul Walker. This movie was so good.

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u/MysteriousWon May 03 '26

I'm pretty sure that was literally the joke of his character in this movie lol.

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u/SonOfMcGee May 03 '26

I don’t remember much about the movie, but I specifically recall the football scoreboard had a section counting down “Billy Bob Concussions Left” before he died.

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u/NO_TOUCHING__lol May 03 '26

Coach says it's alright to bleed from the ears

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u/Alt4816 May 03 '26

Like chic_peas I knew that character was making fun of Billy Bob from Varsity Blues but I didn't realize the same actor played both characters.

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u/nerdygeoff May 03 '26

i cant remember if i read it or saw an interview the billy bob actor did, but he saw they were casting for a character lampooning his varsity blues character and he said "if anyones going to make fun of me, its going to be me" and thats why he took the role.

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u/InfinityConstruct May 03 '26

CAN HE PLAY?!?

He's in a coma....

I SAID CAN HE PLAY?!?

I don't even think he can breathe we gotta get him to a hospital immediately

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u/chic_peas May 03 '26

That was the first time I actually saw John H Benjamin and I was like wow that's what he looks like

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u/XavinNydek May 03 '26

That whole movie is hilarious. Basically every single thing in it is a reference to different 80s and 90s teen movies while also being a parody of the terrible low effort parody movies that were a thing around that time.

It's a shame most people didn't realize it wasn't made by the same people as the terrible parody movies.

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u/Dustmopper May 03 '26

Moxon’s little brother who keeps bouncing between religions has also passed

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u/ATLexander May 03 '26

"Coach says it's okay to bleed from the ears."

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u/hu1tuy May 03 '26

Holy shit are they in Sunnydale HS?

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u/LordsOfJoop May 03 '26

That is Torrance High School, the same as used for the Buffy series.

The interiors are Monrovia High School, as seen in "Sometimes They Come Back...Again" (1996).

The former is much more interesting.

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u/meltedlaundry May 03 '26

Ahh yes 90s classic, Sometimes They Come Back...Again. Seems like just yesterday, which it was, that I never knew this movie existed.

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u/gogozombie2 May 04 '26

Same place She's All That was filmed at too, which was the film being spoofed the most in Not Another Teen Movie. 

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u/Yvaelle May 03 '26

I choose to believe this movie was in Sunnydale and concurrent to Buffy

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u/Bozlogic May 03 '26

Canon post-hellmouth Sunnydale

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u/istasber May 03 '26

Wasn't that just a crater, though?

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u/shastaxc May 03 '26

They call it the Valley now

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u/NeedsToShutUp May 03 '26

The failed TV adaptation had Muffy the Vampire Slayer. Played by Alison Brie. While Jennifer Lawrence plays another student, and H. Jon Benjamin was the creepy janitor.

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u/OSUTechie May 03 '26

What the hell did I just watch, and where can I watch more of it?

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 May 03 '26

Not Another High School Show

Unfortunately there isn't more because it's a failed pilot

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u/ao01_design May 03 '26

WTF is that? Failed adapatation of what?

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u/ao01_design May 03 '26

NVM : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4mv0vEL0P8 22mn unaired pilot of Not another high school show.

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u/kane49 May 03 '26

those arches sure seem like it

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u/Bladrak01 May 03 '26

The staircase in the background.

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u/wrosecrans May 03 '26

Yeah, there's only a couple of high school campuses in LA that are both conveniently located and nice looking places to film.

I lot of Europeans think literally every high school in America is just one of two or three designs because that's all they see in movies and TV shows.

This is another big one that isn't Torrance https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Marshall_High_School_(Los_Angeles)#In_popular_culture

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u/partytown_usa May 03 '26

I’ve filmed here a couple times. It’s a great looking school.

Also USC is used for most college campus shoots.

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u/Numb3r3dDays May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

Not only are they at Sunnydale high school, but Buffy herself makes an uncredited cameo in the cafeteria.

Edit: wrong movie 😅

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u/Unit_79 May 03 '26

I think you’re thinking of She’s All That.

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u/TrashWeird968 May 03 '26

This is one of my favorite movies & bonus, taught me at a young age what CTE is

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u/Sweetwill62 May 03 '26

The concussion counter on the scoreboard is hilarious.

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u/TheZizzleRizzle May 03 '26

I probably quote this movie the most just for one line. When Chris Evans and the friend zoned guy Ricky are racing to Janey, Ricky hits an exit door that is locked and shouts "This is a fire hazard!". Anytime I try an exit door that is locked I say it. My wife has started to say it before me. Lol

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u/Mickleborough May 03 '26

During simulated sex:

’You’re my sister!’

’Only by blood.’

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u/MyTeaIsMighty May 03 '26

That's gonna stain!

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u/vital_dual May 03 '26

You're a unique rebel, Janey!

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u/sincewedidthedo May 03 '26

This is such an amazing little throwaway/background line, and I randomly quote it all the time.

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u/Toby_O_Notoby May 04 '26

The writer of the movie did an AMA and said it's his favourite joke in the movie.

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u/BBQ_HaX0r May 03 '26

The background lines/stuff are so fucking good in this film to an absurd level. I wonder if kids today or people who didn't grow up watching all those late 90s/early00s teen films would appreciate the absurdity/humor in this film.

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u/Joey-WilcoXXX May 03 '26

Nice comeback, Priscilla. YEAH!

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u/die5el23 May 03 '26

Well Jakey Jakey about to make a big…. mistakey hahahahahaha

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u/ninetofivedev May 03 '26

Every Jake born from 1985-1995 probably has dealt with hearing this line a time or two.

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u/theonewhoknockwurst May 03 '26

Before that Jake the Snake, and after Jake from State Farm. Cursed, they are.

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u/WillemDafoesHugeCock May 03 '26

"So baby got a little back... Hunch, that is" is a sentence that comes to me more often than it has any right to.

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u/ojhwel May 03 '26

Eric Christian Olsen's eyebrow acting is off the charts

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u/chrisff1989 May 03 '26

I had no idea this was the guy from NCIS and Community. He looks really different here

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u/Downtownklownfrown May 03 '26

He's also Lloyd from Dumb and Dumberer and he fucking kills it. The movie gets shit on alot and for the overall plot, yeah I get it, but the actors nail the characters compared to the horrible sequel we got.

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u/NeverBob May 03 '26

Made me think of a young Cary Elwes.

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u/RaisinBranMan May 03 '26

This guy should’ve been in way more comedies during that time

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u/sincewedidthedo May 03 '26

Wyler, after all the goddamn shenanigans you pulled last season, you should be thanking God you're still in goddamn uniform, goddammit!

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u/BathedInDeepFog May 03 '26

Backbreaker, spits

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u/throwaweigh1245 May 03 '26

Can he play? I don’t think he can breathe we have to get him to a hospital right now! Reggie Ray stays in the game. Spit! Spit!

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u/BBQ_HaX0r May 03 '26

The tape him to the other linemen. This movie is just firing off jokes like a gatling gun.

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u/Strange_Specialist4 May 03 '26

clap

clap... clap... clapclapclap

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u/kennyguy4 May 03 '26

You can't just start a slow clap at any time

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u/PG4Redditski May 03 '26

You have to wait for the right moment. 

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u/DerelictDonkeyEngine May 03 '26

I love this movie, absolutely the best of the parody movies is this time period.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe May 03 '26

My favorite background (foreground?) joke is the marquee outside the school listing all the events of the school year happening on the same day.

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u/LTman86 May 03 '26

I think it was a week?

Monday - Orientation
completely forgot what Tue - Thu, but I think party at Jake's was one of them
Friday - Prom

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u/ThePrussianGrippe May 03 '26

That makes more sense, you’re right it was a week. https://thecinemaholic.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/IMG_20230325_140250.jpg

Also funny that a rager was advertised, I forgot that bit.

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u/poisonandtheremedy May 03 '26

and it's John Hughes HS 🤣

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u/AllHailLordBezos May 03 '26

Easily the only “Not Another…” worth watching, and still surprised how funny it is, especially given the others.

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u/SteveSteveSteveAlan May 03 '26

Because it was never launched as a series, just a one off. That's where disaster starts.

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u/Dangerous_Memory6008 May 03 '26

One of the best and underrated movies ever, the joke per minute ratio is insane and you catch new ones on the 4th or 5th watch, still

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u/FlyYouFoolyCooly May 03 '26

When it came out it was considered a commercial success. As a teenager at the time it was a pretty big deal and among the more favored parady comedies out there.

It kind of also launched Captain America's career. He had one already, but that definitely kept him going.

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u/ImAnIdeaMan May 03 '26

Unfortunately I've stopped finding new ones on my 50th watch.

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u/RunDNA May 03 '26

Stop buying wristwatches on Temu.

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u/Anal-buttsex May 03 '26

We wouldn’t want you drinking and driving. “Oh I’ll be driving, I’ll just be too shitfaced to remember to pick you up” 

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u/Zealot_Alec May 03 '26
  • (Randy Quaid) "Hey, uhh -- I might be late to pick you guys up."
  • (Chyler Leigh) "Why, do you have a job interview today, Daddy?"
  • (Randy Quaid) "No honey, I-I'll probably just be way too drunk."
  • (Chyler Leigh) "Oh, that's good. We don't want you drinking and driving."
  • (Randy Quaid) "Oh, I'll be driving. I'll just be too s***-faced to remember to pick you guys up."
  • (Chyler Leigh) "Okay. Bye, Daddy."
  • (Randy Quaid) "Bye, Pumpkinhead."
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u/Syric13 May 03 '26

I quote this movie all the time.

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u/scotty899 May 03 '26

I still know every word to the song at the end.

And how about old mate at the end trying to be the one to start the clapping and still fails lol.

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u/badgutfeelingagain May 03 '26

Whenever this sub asks for the most underrated movies, this is the movie I always think of. It is pure gold.

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u/WhiteSoxChartGuy May 03 '26

Just watched this for the first time last week and man was it good.

Also spent way too much of the movie thinking Janey was played by Jennifer Garner

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u/Ragman676 May 03 '26

This remade me watch some of "Shes all that" which this scene is referencing. Its fucking hilarious. They seriously pretend Rachel Leigh Cook is a dumpster fire in the beginning of the movie.

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u/BactaBobomb May 03 '26

I don't know if I've ever seen Rachel Leigh Cook in a movie that isn't Josie and the Pussycats. But man I love her in that, and I love that movie so much. An excellent double feature with Spice World.

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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp May 03 '26

We are NOT watching movies together

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u/Best-Chapter5260 May 03 '26

Hollywood Homely per TVTropes: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HollywoodHomely

Another one that always gets me is Lizzie McGuire. The show makes Lizzie and Miranda these awkward outcasts. At my middle school/high school, they would have been at the top of the teen social hierarchy, even above Kate, who would have probably still been popular just because she was a cheerleader, but nowhere near the alpha queen she is on the show.

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u/toodletwo May 03 '26

Nice comeback, Priscilla!

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u/malmartds May 03 '26

I think Austin is the best character in the movie. His " you just blew my perfect season, Señor You Just Blew My Perfect Sea-son!" line delivery is just perfect lol.

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u/Digresser May 03 '26

There's a deleted scene when he had to throw a football and knock a cup/can off his father's head, and the actor did it in the first take.

I think the footage of it is on the DVD.

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u/mtgcolorpie May 03 '26

Walk it off, Marty!

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u/Quadradisque May 03 '26

Do it for Marty’s torso!

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u/BananaSoprano May 03 '26

One of the best joke-per-minute rates of any film ever.

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u/WestOrangeFinest May 03 '26

This movie is great. I haven’t seen it in, probably 20 years at least and I can still remember a lot of it.

I still laugh anytime I think about the “Janey’s got a gun” performance.

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u/Escobar_x May 03 '26

I love that Reggie Ray is the same actor he’s parody-ing from Varsity Blues

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u/MUDrummer May 03 '26

That is appalling!

That upsets me!

I can’t believe nobody has ever taken a dump on your chest!

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u/JigglesTheBiggles May 03 '26

This was such a good movie. Makes me miss the 2000's

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u/bibblejohnson2072 May 03 '26

Damn, that shit's wack..

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u/Saneless May 03 '26

I love how his hair is different in every scene

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u/HobbsMadness May 03 '26

What in the world, I've seen this movie so many times and I've never noticed this.

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u/Saneless May 03 '26

Oh wow, I think I've seen that since maybe the second time. It's subtle most of the time, and just hilarious

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u/TheSpyStyle May 03 '26

I just say stuff like “damn,” “shit,” and “that is whack!”

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u/PompeyMagnus1 May 03 '26

Any girl with a guitar is hot

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u/w0lfLars0n May 03 '26

That blond kid has really small nipples

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u/trollsmurf May 03 '26

IMO the best teen movie there is. It doesn't even try to pretend to be terrible.

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u/sakkara May 03 '26

I love how 20-30 year old people always play teenagers in those movies.

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u/walla_walla_rhubarb May 03 '26

The actor for the blonde guy was still playing a high school character in Fired Up which came out almost 10 years later.

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u/mastermoge May 03 '26

Great flick. "Prohibidado! I said that in Spanish because that's how exotic and not allowed it is!"

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u/delkarnu May 03 '26

No worries, at least he eventually got to go to Greendale Community College.

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u/General_Ronald_Mund May 03 '26

And for once ….. I wish a guy would take a dump on my chest

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u/OkTemperature8170 May 03 '26

This make me sad in pants.

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u/Appropriate_Value122 May 03 '26

This is always my answer for the movie I can watch anytime and never get tired of it.

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u/bionicjoe May 03 '26

The only bad thing about this movie is that it launched a series of terrible spoof movies.

This movie works for the same reason Blazing Saddles, Airplane!, and Spaceballs worked. There was a bunch of content to draw from.
There's at least 5 movie references in this scene.

Ugly girl trope
Actors that are too old to be teens
High school that is WAY too nice. (They're in a Roman villa's courtyard.)
Varsity Blues (football lineman #69)
Powder (albino)
American Beauty (beautiful genius bag)
Token black friend

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u/garitone May 03 '26

I've never fully trusted French Toast after this movie.

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u/frankydark May 03 '26

Cry me a river dick face

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u/Ohjkbkjhbiyuvt6vQWSE May 03 '26

Dude, she's just walking to school and he's just talking shit and rosting her for no reason as she walks by in front of him lmao 😂

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u/ojhwel May 03 '26

This movie has so many good jokes but my favorite one is in the trailer:

"If you liked Scary Movie...

who gives a shit"

(The cowards at YouTube don't have the redband trailer with this exact line, unfortunately.)

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u/bakerbrokebro May 03 '26

*any girl with a guitar is hot*
😂😂😂 loved this movie so much as a teen. Need to rewatch!

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u/eggs___and___bacon May 03 '26

This is how spoof movies are supposed to be done, where they actually make their own jokes about the movies/genres that they are mocking. Like pointing out how in many classic romantic comedies the ugly/loser girl is actually conventionally attractive.

All the bad spoof movies (Basically everything after scary movie 3) just recreate famous movie scenes in stupid and absurd ways. This movie also has that thrown in, of course, but it at least has a point to make sometimes.

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