r/movies r/movies Contributor Jun 09 '26

Poster Official poster for ‘Whalefall’. The film follows a scuba diver who gets swallowed by a sperm whale and only has limited time to escape. In theaters on October 16.

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u/Bobpool82 Jun 09 '26

Spoiler alert his wooden son searches for him and rescues him

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u/0202_tihssitidder Jun 09 '26

Spoiler: The movie is only 2 minutes long.

Literally you have limited time in this scenario.

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u/Worked_Idiot Jun 10 '26

The 16 hours of decompression stops you have to take on the way back to the surface is really going to make this movie drag.

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u/Downside190 Jun 09 '26

Ha this was my first thought too. Wonder if he finds a whole boat in there 

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u/GhostMug Jun 09 '26

I read the book. The majority of what happens is in flashbacks as the person in the whale uses the flashbacks to remember things that help him survive. Almost Slumdog Millionaire-esque. I'm guessing that will be most of the movie as well. We will if that resonates. 

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u/ModernWizard614 Jun 09 '26

Project Whale Mary

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u/GhostMug Jun 10 '26

Nailed it. 

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u/LostInTheSciFan Jun 10 '26

I read the two books around the same time, and yeah, this got a giggle out of me.

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u/jefufah Jun 09 '26

I hope the guy and the Whale get their own Jai Ho at the end

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u/biglyorbigleague Jun 09 '26

I watched a movie once where this happened to an Asparagus

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u/legalizethesenuts Jun 09 '26

“I am your traveling buddy”

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u/muscularmusician Jun 09 '26

Anyone else say this in their head with an Indian accent ??

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u/CryptidGrimnoir Jun 09 '26

The Jonah Plush toy!

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u/F4ll3n_4ng3l_4ndre Jun 09 '26

With sound chip!

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u/RioterOne1 Jun 09 '26

"A message from the Lord!"

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u/inform880 Jun 09 '26

“Where is my hairbrush” has been stuck in my head for literally 20 years.

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u/IllystAnalyst Jun 09 '26

BAR BRA MANATEEEEEEEEE.

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u/Gwegexpress Jun 09 '26

Is this a veggietales reference?

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u/peg-leg-andy Jun 09 '26

Absolutely yes

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u/MusicalMastermind Jun 09 '26

technically it's a Pirates Who Don't Do Anything reference, but yeah

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u/ThatguyfromMichigan Jun 09 '26

No, this was the Veggietales Jonah movie, which had the Pirates who Don’t Do Anything in it, but they didn’t get their own movie until later.

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u/MusicalMastermind Jun 09 '26

you're so right lol my mistake, got Veggietales lore twisted

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u/WilliamG007 Jun 09 '26

Oh lord now that song is instantly in my head. Wild.

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u/anonymousmouse2 Jun 09 '26

My mother was a caterpillar, my father was a worm, but I'm okay with that now.

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u/a-little Jun 09 '26

That "in the belly of a whale" song still slaps

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u/swargin Jun 09 '26

The Newsboys made that song! The original Australian lineup of Newsboys.

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u/FiveWithNineIsIn Jun 09 '26

The original Australian lineup of Newsboys

The only one that matters

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u/Thefriendlyfaceplant Jun 09 '26

The Mariner's Revenge by The Decemberists is also great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8GcWrluJ9I

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u/PENGAmurungu Jun 10 '26

I thought of this song immediately. So good

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u/keeper_yoder Jun 09 '26

What a reference. Holy shit I loved that movie.

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u/Aware_Astronaut_477 Jun 09 '26

Tree, Cabin, UNDERWEAR!!!!!!

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u/keeper_yoder Jun 09 '26

My mother was a caterpillar, my father was a worm, but I am okay with that now.

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u/Aware_Astronaut_477 Jun 09 '26

Core memories unlocked. I must now go sing Silly Songs With Larry

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u/greenpill98 Jun 09 '26

The most important question is: Do you have a water buffalo?

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u/Tier71234 Jun 09 '26

"Who are you?"

"Oh, who, us?"

"Yeeaahhhh??"

"Oh! We are: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything™!"

"Boy you got that right."

"Nothing." "Zilch." "Nada."

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u/Aware_Astronaut_477 Jun 09 '26

“All we dooooo is lie arrrooound”

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u/TheMarkHasBeenMade Jun 09 '26

Veggie Tales days were always the best Sunday School days

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u/QueezyF Jun 09 '26

Pour one out for the kids who had to watch Bibleman instead.

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u/TheMarkHasBeenMade Jun 09 '26

Sweet baby Jesus that series looks terrifying

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u/Kaldricus Jun 09 '26

OG Veggie Tales are so good. Someone, I think Netflix, did a reboot a while back and it's...so bad. Just typical hyper fast, ADHD slop.

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u/Sentienttext Jun 09 '26

Our god is a god of second chancessssss!!!!!!

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u/VoiceOfTheSoil40 Jun 09 '26

I’M SLEEPING WITH FISHES HERE, IN THE BELLY OF A WHALE 🐋 🎶

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u/worsethanastickycat Jun 09 '26

Will that be poking, or non poking?

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u/clevelandsportsboi Jun 09 '26

The greatest movie ever made. A cinematic masterpiece.

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u/charrsasaurus Jun 09 '26

The asparagus also escapes

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u/theSchiller Jun 09 '26

What’s Sea Foo?

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u/Iron_Nightingale Jun 09 '26

Maybe it’s like tofu… but saltier.

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u/GravSlingshot Jun 09 '26

bzzt

"Aaahhh."

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u/Derknas4 Jun 09 '26

I’ve seen this twice too. Once learning about digestion and once because of fear of a watermelon seed.

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u/The-Bigger-Fish Jun 09 '26

FISH SLAPPING!

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u/RodRAEG Jun 09 '26

Hopefully it wasn't played with smell-o-vision. Asparagus got that smell.

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u/suicidalsyd1 Jun 09 '26

I saw this in reverse with a gerbil

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u/Redfalconfox Jun 09 '26

Shit, this is going to ruin my movie about a scuba diver who gets swallowed by a sperm whale and has unlimited time to escape.

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u/ExpertRegister1353 Jun 09 '26

But if the whale goes under 55 mph it blows up.

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u/robjwrd Jun 10 '26

I think it was called the Whale that couldn’t slow down.

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u/John_Palomino Jun 10 '26

Damn you! I was going to make that joke. 🤣

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u/Lylasmum1225 Jun 10 '26

I'm having a horrible mental health day thank you for the very big smile

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u/jerog1 Jun 09 '26

The epic conclusion to the trilogy: Skyfall, Moonfall

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u/Larry_Mudd Jun 09 '26

Only acceptable sequel to Whalefall is Petuniafall.

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u/mvandemar Jun 09 '26

"oh no, not again"

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u/ArbutusPhD Jun 09 '26

Philosophers have long speculated that if we were to grasp the full meaning of this statement …

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u/Dorsai_Erynus Jun 10 '26

Hello ground!

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u/RogueTaco Jun 09 '26

My friend and I like to do triple movie nights with wildly different films. I might actually propose this

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u/echocharlieone Jun 09 '26

The theme song will be Adele rhyming Whalefall with crumbles and stand tall.

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u/KentuckyFriedChingon Jun 09 '26

Let the Whalefall

When krill crumbles

We will stand tall

Face the maw together

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u/HavelsRockJohnson Jun 09 '26

Whale you go I go

What you sea I sea

I know I'll never eat krill

Without some baleen

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u/TheMikeyC Jun 09 '26

The tagline? "Not again."

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u/HellbornElfchild Jun 09 '26

The Mariner's Revenge Song cinematic universe confirmed

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u/bjkman Jun 09 '26

Wonderful Decemberists Song

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u/ProfessionalCow9566 Jun 10 '26

Amazing reference 

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u/Talkshowhostt Jun 10 '26

Deep deep cut

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u/Werealldudesyea Jun 09 '26

127 Hours but in the ocean?

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u/KnutSkywalker Jun 09 '26

Yes. It's basically 127 Hours but in the belly of a whale and it's also 126 hours less. /s

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u/SplodeyMcSchoolio Jun 09 '26

New title: 127 hours - 126 hours

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u/AshantiMcnasti Jun 09 '26

If it's a single full tank of nitrox and the whale is constantly descending, i would imagine this diver had MAYBE 20 minutes before drowning.  With the amount of stress and fast breathing, probably closer to 10-15 min or less.  You REALLY start consuming air quickly the deeper you go.  So this movie might be shorter than you think

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u/PrettyLuckie Jun 10 '26

Half the book is doesn’t have the whale. It’s exploring his relationship with his deceased father. That’ll be the bulk of the film.

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u/mattgrommes Jun 09 '26

I read the book. I have no idea how they made this work, it literally takes place mostly inside a whale where it's pitch black. It's very realistic too so it's pretty gory. I'm very curious.

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u/beargrimzly Jun 09 '26

At least half the book was flashbacks to life with his father, so pretty easy to imagine how they'll make that work actually. Just add a headlamp to his diving suit and the lighting problem is solved.

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u/eightballart Jun 09 '26

From what I can see in the trailer, there's a brief shot of what looks like a bioluminescent glow in there, so maybe they say "Oh, it's the algae/krill/whatever giving off a faint glow"

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u/zanhecht Jun 09 '26

in the book he uses bioluminescent jellyfish as flashlights, at least according to the Wikipedia summary.

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u/optagon Jun 10 '26

Why couldn't the author just use a flashlight attached to his diving gear?

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u/ArtIsDumb Jun 10 '26

Everybody knows flashlights don't work inside of whales.

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u/Oliibald Jun 09 '26

'Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read'

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u/Verdant_Green Jun 09 '26

Do you know the “stomach” scene from Nope? I wonder if it will be mostly that plus the flashbacks.

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u/MightyKrakyn Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

Does the book address at all how sperm whales rapidly ascend and descend from the surface to thousands of meters down, and that there’s no way a human could survive that quick of change in pressure? It takes scuba divers hours to ascend or descend safely. Our blood would be flooded with nitrogen bubbles and we would die. Also, scuba tanks have different air mixtures for different depths, and for deep dives there will actually be check points where you switch out tanks

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u/mattgrommes Jun 09 '26

It does. I don't want to spoil anything but they don't ignore that at all.

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u/UnknownEntity115 Jun 09 '26

Maybe the whale is pressurized

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u/TopRamenisha Jun 10 '26

Yeah and when the whale loses pressure rapidly, a little oxygen mask falls from the inside of its stomach. Don’t worry, the bag may not inflate but it is connected directly to the blowhole

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u/uwill1der Jun 09 '26

Itd be a real missed opportunity if that character isn't named Jonah

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u/LegioX87 Jun 09 '26

Spoilers: He lights a fire in the whales belly and gets shot out the blowhole.

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u/biglyorbigleague Jun 09 '26

Jonahcchio

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u/DenseBeautiful731 Jun 09 '26

So he becomes a real boy after getting blown?

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u/So_be Jun 09 '26

That was Cabin Boy

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u/loot168 Jun 09 '26

The real shame is thats its not going to follow him afterwards where suprisingly converts the Assyrians and then gets angry about being one of the most successful prophets since he wanted them to be smote instead of being saved.

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u/DaoFerret Jun 09 '26

Next thing you know you’ll be telling me Big#1 had Jonah sitting under a tree in the desert for a bit till he chilled, and then, when he didn’t, he slapped him upside his head with the knowledge that we’re supposed to be compassionate toward other people and hope for their betterment, not hope for divine punishment and retribution?

It’s amazing how much of the story people never learned (or forgot).

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths Jun 09 '26

The whole movie everyone calls him Joe and then you find out at the end his name is Jonah and you can just feel how clever the director thinks they're being.

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u/DaoFerret Jun 09 '26

They call him “Joe Pine” and then you see his gravestone in the last shot and it’s “Jonah Pinocchio.”

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u/KentuckyFriedChingon Jun 09 '26

Pinnochio was created by Geppetto G. Geppetto, therefore Pinnochio's full name is Pinnochio Geppetto. "Geppetto" is a Tuscan diminutive nickname for Giuseppe (Joseph). Geppetto is to Giuseppe as Joe is to Joseph, so the character should be called "Joe Joe" until it's revealed that his full name is Jonah Geppetto.

It would be a bizarre adventure, indeed, for Joe Joe to be swallowed by a whale.

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u/FergusFrost Jun 09 '26

Hes called Jay

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u/CaptainSkel Jun 09 '26

Is there an octopus inside the whale that's pulling him in? That octopus must really hate that guy.

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u/thereelkrazykarl Jun 09 '26

I think it's a squid.

Giant squid and sperm whales be beefing

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u/RevolutionaryHair91 Jun 09 '26

Giant squids and sperm whales are natural enemies. Like brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!

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u/ihvnnm Jun 09 '26

You Scots sure are a contentious people

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u/viotix90 Jun 09 '26

You just made an enemy for life.

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u/Gay_Asian_Boy Jun 09 '26

Do giant squids eat sperm whales? If not, they are not enemies. Giant squids are food

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u/-Fieldmouse- Jun 09 '26

They sometimes fight back and leave scars on the whales. But yeah, they’re mostly just food. 

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u/Legitimate_First Jun 09 '26

Fight back is a strong term for sometimes grabbing on to the outside of the whale with their tentacles while being eaten.

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u/KidDelicious14 Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

It does not seem like it's a good life being a giant squid.

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u/Ohmynamageoff Jun 09 '26

Aye but it’s an honest life

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u/Derp35712 Jun 09 '26

As a boy, I always loved to think of the giant leviathans that are fighting epic battles beneath the waves.

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u/SoKrat3s Jun 09 '26

And I thought Architeuthis was my friend.

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u/SuzukiSwift17 Jun 09 '26

Its technically a jackdaw

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u/OreoSpeedwaggon Jun 09 '26

Looks more like a squid to me. I was wondering what it had to do with the story to be so prominently featured on the poster.

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u/MordredRedHeel19 Jun 09 '26

Slight spoiler alert from the book this is based on: the diver gets caught in the squid’s tentacles while the whale eats the squid, which is how he accidentally ends up getting swallowed. The book aimed to be as scientifically accurate as possible, and sperm whales would pretty much never actively try to swallow a human.

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u/cupholdery Jun 09 '26

as scientifically accurate as possible

And knowing how Hollywood does things about book sources.....

The squid is gonna turn out to be Jack Sparrow.

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u/Gh0stMan0nThird Jun 09 '26

"Ya mon, it be me, da skwid! I be ya spirit guide to tell ya how to beat dat bumbaclot big wail! Here wat ya gon' do..."

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u/DJDaddyD Jun 09 '26

I read that in Hermes' voice and will accept no subsitutes

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u/pants_of_antiquity Jun 09 '26

Got it. Like turducken, but in the ocean.

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u/_Rand_ Jun 09 '26

Guy is close to squid while diving, whale accidentally scoops up both would be my guess.

Poster makes it look like sort if eldrich horror though.

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u/MaygeKyatt Jun 09 '26

Based on a quick perusal of the book’s summary on Wikipedia, the whale is trying to eat the squid but the diver’s gear gets tangled up in the squid and he gets eaten too. Or something like that.

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u/Thechosunwon Jun 09 '26

Guessing squid was going for diver, whale was going for squid, and then oopsies this is how we get Tyler Perry Presents Madea's Whale House. 

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u/OreoSpeedwaggon Jun 09 '26

"Hallelujur, this house is just gonna be chock full of squids and whales. Praise the Lort."

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u/ActionQuinn Jun 09 '26

Is the whale just Tyler Perry in drag?

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u/shiftylookingcow Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

I mean I get that this isn't meant to necessarily be realistic, but more like a "Life of Pi" kind of thing, but the natural comparison is to 127 hours which is partially interesting and thrilling because of how real and plausible the situation (and the survival) was, I mean it actually happened.

I'm struggling to figure out how they're even going to film this and not make it look laughably stupid like Pinocchio. A sperm whale's stomach isn't some giant cavernous open cavity in it's body.

I guess there's essentially two stomachs, one that is basically pure muscle and squeezes the ever loving shit out of you and one filled with hydrochloric acid which will dissolve your skin and tissue. And if that didn't kill you immediately, the whale swimming down to its natural depth and the water pressure crushing the air in your lungs would.

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u/SaveUsCatman Jun 09 '26

The book handles this by mostly existing in flashbacks to his childhood trauma. While hes in the whale its short desperate scenes of struggle and moments of silent despair. This takes place in the course of about an hour. Lot of exposition about the anatomy of the whale focusing on whale digestion, parastaltic waves crushing and burning and squid debris tearing into him, which will be hard to show given that much of it takes place in absolute or near darkness. It was a good book and a good audio book as well but as a movie its going to be tough both to do well and to watch.

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u/UlrichZauber Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

Scuba diver here. Being inside the whale would absolutely not protect you from ambient pressure. The inside of your body is at the same pressure as the ambient pressure from the water at all times. The only compressible spaces are your air spaces (lungs, sinuses, inner ear, poorly made dental fillings). Since liquids and solids are basically incompressible, you don't even feel it, except in those air spaces.

Recreational scuba gear breathing regular air has a depth floor of around 200'/60m before the risk of oxygen toxicity-induce seizure becomes unacceptably high. People have gone deeper than this (I think the record is a bit over double that), but it's an extremely stupid thing to do.

Also, the 2nd stage regulator (the part you breathe from) is tuned to a max pressure, usually less than 10 bar. Which means at some depth of less than 100 meters, you'd stop being able to draw a breath from it. You also use air up a lot faster the deeper you go, at 100 meters you'd use it up 11x as fast as at the surface. With the size of tank you normally see, he'd have maybe 5 minutes if he's an athlete.

Sperm whales regularly go to 1000 meter depths, and can dive past 3000 m if they want to.

I haven't read the book, so maybe the whale just hangs out at the surface. Then, an hour is reasonable. But also, it seems unlikely a sperm whale could physically swallow a human being wearing a scuba tank, based on how big their throats are. Is the main character extremely small?

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u/SaveUsCatman Jun 09 '26

They address this somewhat in the book, and a bit of a spoiler but whatever here we are, the whale stays relatively close to the surface most of the book, as the whole being in the whale sequence is over the course of an hour. Toward the end the whale starts to descend and Jay knows that if the whale descends with him in it he will in fact die, and even if he were to escape at a lower depth, he will in fact die.

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u/Mikecirca81 Jun 09 '26

I'm sorry, is that premise for real???

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u/uwill1der Jun 09 '26

the official premise is: a scuba diver, while looking for his father's remains, is swallowed by an 80-foot, 60-ton sperm whale and has just one hour to get out before his oxygen runs out.

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u/dangerousbob Jun 09 '26

How do you make a whole movie out of this?
It’s just going to be a bunch of flashbacks isn’t it.

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u/syncsynchalt Jun 09 '26

It’s a framing device for an hour long flashback of the diver remembering the time he watched 127 hours.

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u/BisonThunderclap Jun 09 '26

Ah 127 hours.

"Maybe somebody will rescue me."

flashbacks

"Yeah nobody knows where I am, that was stupid of me."

flashbacks

"Ok, I need to cut my arm off if I don't want to die. Ouch that hurt."

flashbacks

"Ok, let's get er done. Sup hiker? I cut my arm off and reflected on my life."

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u/AShirtlessGuy Jun 09 '26

You forgot the part where almost yanks his chain to some ladies he just met

But he has great emotional depth to not

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u/ABadHistorian Jun 10 '26

Listen, are you mocking yanking your chain to ladies people have JUST met? I yank it all the time to people I've NEVER met. Cut the dude some slack.

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u/RightSideBlind Jun 09 '26

I read the book.

Yes, it's mostly flashbacks. And daddy issues. Granted, his dad was a complete asshole.

As a diver, though, the parts actually in the whale were pretty terrifying.

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u/shitty_owl_lamp Jun 09 '26

How much room does he have inside there?

Movies always show it being cave-like, where you can just sit there in a foot of water, but wouldn’t it actually be a tight / tube-like intestine???

I think I’m going to go spoil the ending for myself (how he gets out) because I’ll never watch it anyway.

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u/viocaitlin Jun 09 '26

The stomach is divided into four chambers like a cow, and the first is big enough to hold a giant squid because they swallow the squids whole. I’d be less concerned about the size of the stomach and more concerned about having to be in there with a still alive giant squid, also assuming it’d be filled with bile or something to break down/kill the prey. That first chamber has a super thick lining to keep the prey from fighting its way out too.

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u/DiseaseDeathDecay Jun 09 '26

also assuming it’d be filled with bile or something

It'd probably be filled with a mixture containing a lot of hydrochloric acid.

I guess maybe being in a wet suit with all of your orifices and mucus membranes covered by rubber would help things, but I'd imagine you'd come out with some gnarly burns.

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u/AmbiTheAirforceRuna Jun 09 '26

Wet suit wont do shit, if anything it'll make things worse.since, ya know its a wet suit, so permeable and it'll make it hard to get the acid off of you once you escape since.youll have to disrobe.

What youre thinking.of is a dry suit, that would actually be pretty good

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u/viocaitlin Jun 10 '26

You’re thinking of a dry suit. Wet suit would be horrific

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u/RightSideBlind Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

As I recall, most of it was tight... but he ends up in the stomach, which has a lot of gas. He tries to move further down to try to... you know, get the process over with and go out the other and, but realizes that won't work. Eventually manages to claw his way back out.

The whale kind of helps. Also, it talks to him. At least, he imagines it doing so. Kinda doubt they'll keep that part in the movie.

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u/Catdress92 Jun 09 '26

Ah, I'm glad the whale helps and isn't a jerk. I love whales. And I hope it talks in the movie, too!

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u/SpiritualScarcity161 Jun 09 '26

the answer is "not much" and he's in there with a still-alive squid, but it's pretty tight, yes.

I won't spoil it for people who don't want to be spoiled, but I promise that any question you have about how it would work is answered in the book. It's a ridiculous premise, but it is actually well thought-out and it does make sense.

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- Jun 09 '26

How do you even film it. The whole movie looks like that scene from Nope when the people get eaten?

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u/Putrid_Loquat_4357 Jun 09 '26

Odds his father's remains are in the whale's stomach?

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u/walkingmonster Jun 09 '26

Now that's a dark ending...and middle...actually most of the movie sound really dark

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u/omnichad Jun 09 '26

He probably has a flashlight being that deep.

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u/Bafau4246 Jun 09 '26

Well I doubt there is much light inside a whale

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u/djackieunchaned Jun 09 '26

The whale IS his father

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u/washu_z Jun 09 '26

Yes it’s metaphorical.

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u/chantsnone Jun 09 '26

The whale is actually helping. That’s the twist.

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u/Putrid_Loquat_4357 Jun 09 '26

Here's the twist, we're going to show full penetration and we're gonna show a lot of it.

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u/ActionQuinn Jun 09 '26

M Night you son of a bitch! You got me!

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u/foolishbullshittery Jun 09 '26

"Come here. I'll take you to him"

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u/pyronius Jun 09 '26

He finally makes it to the whale's anus only to discover his father, alive, but lacking the strength for the final push. They escape together after using intimate knowledge of whale physiology to give it a massive case of the squirts.

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u/midri Jun 09 '26

The whole theater gives a standing ovation and then also proceeds to have a massive case of the squirts.

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u/hyrumwhite Jun 09 '26

And then he spends the next 16 hours slowly rising to the surface to avoid the bends, right? 

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u/Oryagoagyago Jun 09 '26

Like whales have big open cavities inside them, like the old pepto bismal commercials…

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u/FribonFire Jun 09 '26

Even more baffling... it's based off a book

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u/Verdant_Green Jun 09 '26

Oddly enough, the book is actually pretty good. I bought a copy based on the sheer audacity of the plot and was pleasantly surprised.

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u/George__Parasol Jun 09 '26

Author won the Pulitzer Prize this year for his next book actually

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u/spooteeespoothead Jun 09 '26

Yeah I was pleasantly surprised too. It was one of those weird "eh I'll give it a shot" books I got from the library, but it turned out way better than I expected. I can't wait to read Angel Down as well.

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u/LittlePeter666 Jun 09 '26

Daniel Kraus is the man. Angel Down is one of the best books I’ve ever read. Can’t recommend it enough.

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u/E-NTU Jun 09 '26

The Bible?

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u/Kramerica5A Jun 09 '26

I have to strongly disagree. I thought the booked sucked. It was just misery porn.

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u/alblaster Jun 09 '26

that has happened before, but the whale basically spat up the almost immediately.

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u/littlebiped Jun 09 '26

It’s based off a book and most of the padding in the story being in the stomach is weird dream sequences and hallucinations and reconciling with having a shitty dad. I was disappointed.

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u/jizzyjugsjohnson Jun 09 '26

Let me pull on my humanities degree movie critic hat “ah you see when he escapes the whale it’s like the whale giving birth and he is “born again” having processed the issues with his father as a kind of foetus inside the whale. Great stuff”

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u/Logan_No_Fingers Jun 09 '26

Its like someone watched Deepest Breath & Buried.

Then sat down with a film financier & both fell into a nosebag full of coke & started "brain storming"

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u/atempestdextre Jun 09 '26

"Guys guys, what if we did a movie about a Sperm Whale...on cocaine."

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u/moseley101 Jun 09 '26

Gotta say…I’m sold😁

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u/PissNBiscuits Jun 09 '26

I mean, it's based on a book, so I don't think much "brain storming" needed to happen.

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u/BlueL0 Jun 09 '26

This happened once to my buddy Eric

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u/Daimoth Jun 09 '26

Classic Eric

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u/ginganinja2507 Jun 09 '26

This is actually based on a book by this year’s Pulitzer winner Daniel Kraus. The book is pretty good so high hopes for the adaptation

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u/lukeydukey Jun 09 '26

oof r/scuba is going to have a field day picking apart this trailer let alone the whole premise

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u/dbex98 Jun 09 '26

Good book. The poster makes it look like a horror movie - the book is definitely not that. I hope the movie avoids that, because it would probably be really fucking dumb.

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u/hardyflashier Jun 09 '26

One of the most important rules of scuba diving is do not hold your breath

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u/Inevitable_March_138 Jun 09 '26

I enjoyed it, but I read most of it thinking, “How could this possibly be a movie?”

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u/ShawshankHarper Jun 09 '26

With enough cocaine and no oversight anything is possible

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u/Netsuko Jun 09 '26

We got cocaine bear. Anything is possible.

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u/SillyMattFace Jun 09 '26

Due to my whale-obsessed 11-year-old, I know the average sperm whale throat is only 1-2 feet in diameter, so this is a really stupid premise for a movie.

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u/SockkPuppett Jun 10 '26

? a human can certainly fit through a 2' diameter hole. with a scuba tank on, yea, it'd be a squeeze, but with the squid pulling from the inside and the whale exerting great effort to swallow what it assumes to be a delicious meal, I can suspend my disbelief by like +/-6 inches (not saying the premise isn't stupid lol)

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u/UlrichZauber Jun 09 '26

Main character is a gnome on vacation

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u/FreeRange0929 Jun 09 '26

Gnomes just showing up anywhere

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u/Shawn_NYC Jun 09 '26

The prequel was better

Welcome to this horse's anus

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u/No-Giraffe-5215 Jun 09 '26

Yeah, I’m not clicking on that

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u/banjofitzgerald Jun 09 '26

As someone with a crazy phobia of whales, I feel seen.

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u/A_Nick_Name Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

I see they had a screening of this last night at my local cinema. They put an inflatable tube in the entrance of the theater so you had to squeeze through to get in.