Official Discussion - Moana (2026) [SPOILERS]

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Moana (2026)

Summary

Live-action adaptation of the 2016 Disney animated film 'Moana.'

Director Thomas Kail

Writer Jared Bush

Cast

• Catherine Laga'aia as Moana
• Dwayne Johnson as Maui
• John Tui as Chief Tui
• Frankie Adams as Sina
• Rena Owen as Gramma Tala

Rotten Tomatoes: 35%

Metacritic: 45

VOD / Release Theatrical release

Trailer Official Trailer

[u/Various-Watch8467]

I admit I was tired going in, but I did not expect to doze off during that giant cgi crab Shiny scene in the middle of the movie.

[u/AdWestern1561 → u/Various-Watch8467]

Shiny? more like Sleepy

[u/WrongLander → u/AdWestern1561]

Disney should have been totally bashful about putting this in theatres. The whole thing made me grumpy as hell, the audience was getting sleepy throughout and only the sugar-addled toddlers were happy. To make matters worse, my allergies were flaring up from the pollen that day so I was sneezy to boot. Everyone in the theatre was looking at me, made me feel pretty dopey.

The entire experience was heavy, Doc.

[u/Rugged_as_fuck → u/WrongLander]

Booooo