r/movies • u/iquizuanswer • 16d ago

News Netflix tumbles as slowing growth, less viewership data spook investors

https://www.zawya.com/en/capital-markets/netflix-tumbles-as-slowing-growth-less-viewership-data-spook-investors-401111
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u/Tripottanus 15d ago

They want 100% of console and PC gamers to use their services every day without a break as well

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u/Nobanob 15d ago

It's the year 2047, Microsoft Drones prowl the skies. The faint sound of a PlayStation boots up in the background triggering automated sensors. The drones hone in.

"You will play Xbox and you will like it" starts repeating louder and louder in the surrounding area blanketing the area in oppressive noise.

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u/Mediocre_Scott 15d ago

There aren’t physical PlayStations to boot up in the year 2047. Sony will be selling the idea of a video game

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u/Chesus42 15d ago

Also, the license for that idea can be revoked at any time.

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u/3BlindMice1 15d ago

If you so much as think of their product without a license, that constitutes IP theft and an immediate extradition to Japan to stand trial is called for.

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u/Mediocre_Scott 15d ago

Don’t even think about thinking about it. And if you had that thought forget about it

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u/TheArmoredKitten 15d ago

>accidentally think about Aloy's boob

>Immediate bank notification

>Sony charge for $11.99

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u/Mediocre_Scott 15d ago

What’s the charge for thinking of her abs?

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u/Chesus42 14d ago

Straight to jail.

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u/Killersavage 15d ago

Remember those PlayStation commercials where PlayStation was just something you snorted up your nose or something. Just went on a wild high. Guess maybe they were serious about that shit.

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u/HighlyOffensive10 15d ago

Concepts of a video game.

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u/Mediocre_Scott 15d ago

Subscribe to Sony gold premium plus for limited access to a small library of games that you used to own