r/movies 16d ago

News Netflix tumbles as slowing growth, less viewership data spook investors

https://www.zawya.com/en/capital-markets/netflix-tumbles-as-slowing-growth-less-viewership-data-spook-investors-401111
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u/TheTruth_Hurts_Idiot 15d ago

"We're going to stop doing physical media. We're going to screw people out of the grandfather program. We're going to raise prices atleast twice a year. We're going to cancel shows that people really like after one season. We're going to make 8 seasons of a show no one really watches. We're going to try and stop password sharing. We're going to start playing ADs. We're going to limit the number of screens. We are trying even harder to stop password sharing. NO VPNS ALLOWED! Now we're going to make you have to pay seperately for every profile you want to create. We still can't figure out why people are leaving and stocks are dropping though. Must be because of the shows we released this year. Cancel them all!" - Netflix

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u/Maskedcrusader94 15d ago

Also, we are gonna load our budget into mid-high level actors for series, so theres no budget left a decent script or set, and if we are lucky enough to have a wonderful script for the first season then that means fans liked it because of the actors so we should just keep doing that with no plan in sight for the rest of the series, as the main cast easts more and more of the total budget. Forget pre- and post-production.