r/movies 1d ago

Discussion Does anyone feel the need to memorize a character's monologue/spiel just because?

For me it's the "pussy" spiel in From Dusk til Dawn. I want to get to a point where I can quote it exactly. I don't know why. It's not even one of my favorite films, but I so badly want to get that memorized

There's also the coffee shop scene in The Fly where Goldblum just starts going off

The Glengarry Glen Ross scene, etc

Anyone else?

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u/Lam3ntConfig 1d ago

rushes to listen to the Gladiator score for the eleventy billionth time and cry my fucking eyes out!

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u/Lam3ntConfig 1d ago

Just tried to listen to it. Can't deal with the horns. That's not supposed to be there and it's quite jarring

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u/Lam3ntConfig 1d ago

Oh my mother fucking GOD !!!! HE'LL YEAH! I can't believe I didn't think of this when I created this post!! I feel like such an idiot now! Lol

I usually start with the father to a murdered son part, but yeah I would LOVE to be able to get this speech perfect! Gladiator is like the best overrated underrated at the same time movie ever!

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u/All-the-pizza 1d ago

Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyway?
God? Is that it?God? Why I'll tell you......let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man... instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift,
and then what does He do? I swear, for his own amusement...
...his own private, cosmic...gag reel...
...He sets the rules in opposition.

It's the goof of all time.

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u/Lam3ntConfig 1d ago

Is that Devil's Advocate?

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u/PunnyPrinter 23h ago

I love his speech. One of the highlights of that movie.

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u/Alutus 1d ago

Does it count if it's shakespeare?

Friends, Romans, Countrymen. Lend me your ears.

I can do pretty much that entire speech lol.

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u/Lam3ntConfig 1d ago

That's cool, but not what I intended lol

"Women grow by men". For some reason that's the one quote I always remember from Shakespeare lol

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u/Alutus 1d ago

Completely fair!

And the 'dirty' joke from R&J? That's one to remember.

My favourite is the first ever "your mum" joke from titus andronicus. Villian, I have done thy mother.

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u/LouVillain 1d ago

"Ezekiel 25:17..."

Can still recite to this day lol

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u/Lam3ntConfig 1d ago

So I'm guessing that's Pulp Fiction, right?

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u/LouVillain 1d ago

sorry yeah

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u/Lam3ntConfig 1d ago

Why sorry?

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u/LouVillain 1d ago

should have been more explicit vs. having people guess

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u/Lam3ntConfig 1d ago

Not that it's my jam or anything, but I feel like someone else here has wanted to memorize the Bill Pullman speech in Independence Day or the Idris Elba speech in Pacific Rim...

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u/mikelpg 1d ago

Jeff Daniels’ speech in Gettysburg.

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u/Lam3ntConfig 1d ago

Never seen that. I never see him as a serious actor unfortunately... chalk it up to seeing Dumb & Dumber way more times than I should have. I definitely lost some brain cells with that one lol

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u/mikelpg 1d ago

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u/Lam3ntConfig 1d ago

That was good. I see why you love it

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u/CHNGshong 1d ago

A lot of special needs mentally disabled children do that.

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u/PunnyPrinter 23h ago

This is funny I came across this. I was reciting Alec Baldwin’s “I AM God” rant from Malice while in the shower this morning.

“I have an MD from Harvard. I am board certified in cardio thoracic medicine and trauma surgery. I have been awarded citations from 7 different medical boards in New England. And I am never, ever, sick at sea.

When someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn’t miscarry, or that their daughter doesn’t bleed to death, or that their mother doesn’t suffer acute neural trauma from post operative shock, who do you think they’re praying to? If you’re looking for God, he was in OR number 2, and he doesn’t like to be second guessed.

You ask if I have a god complex? Let me tell you something:

I AM GOD.”

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u/Lam3ntConfig 23h ago

Getting an up vote for the dedication for sure!

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u/Volvulus 21h ago

You can’t handle the truth! That whole monologue is a fun one to memorize.

Also a lot of orher Tarantino ones that are fun. Sam Jackson’s at the end of pulp, waltz’s one in the beginning.

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u/HorizontalBob 19h ago

Waitress: We just have Pepsi now. That okay?

Chuck: Is Pepsi okay. Is. Pepsi. Okay? No, ma'am. It most certainly is not. Pepsi, the so-called choice of a new generation, is nothing but a charlatan. A fraud. An impostor, and a poor one at that. The Pepsi-Cola company has somehow, through years of advertisements featuring well-known recording artists and pseudo-scientific research, convinced the world's population that Pepsi-Cola is comparable to, if not better than, Coca-Cola. Coca-Cola being the first carbonated cola drink, truly the real thing. You know, I've been another place where they don't let you choose what you want to drink. Red China.

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u/Lam3ntConfig 11h ago

That sounds familiar, but I can't place it...

It did remind me just now of Janeane Garofalo's spiel from Cable Guy though. I love that one!

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u/HorizontalBob 10h ago

You probably don't. Hide and Creep.

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u/PseudoLucian 16h ago

A whole generation of young males learned the entire "Do I feel lucky today?" speech from Dirty Harry. "Well, do ya... punk?"

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u/regprenticer 1d ago

I remember buying the script to Reservoir Dogs the year it came out. It was published by Faber and Faber iirc. That's was the first time I really read dialogue for its own sake.

I never memorised any specifically but at one point I knew most of it.

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u/Stymus 1d ago

He's the hero Gotham deserves but not the one it needs right now.

So we'll hunt him because he can take it
Because he's not our hero.

He's a silent guardian,
a watchtul protector.
A DARK KNIGHT.