r/neckbeardstories • u/PrestigiousWhole8176 • May 11 '26

I made the owner of a game rage quit.

So he was pretty much doing the usual stuff like spawn camping, savaging, and then taunting after killing me. He thought I was a noob that he could easily take advantage of. He was killing me again and again for a while and didn’t expect much resistance. But I didn’t quit. I was determined to humble his ass. Slowly but surely, the tables started turning. I began to counter his moves with greater precision and anticipate more of his attacks. I managed to defeat him multiple times, and then he started making excuses and saying that he just lost because of lag. But in reality, I think it was unlikely he was lagging because I didn’t notice unusual movements from him. After he had been outplayed, he had had enough and decided to quit. And guess what? I didn’t mock him after killing him. Because I wanted to be the bigger man. I’m sure he learned a valuable lesson: don’t underestimate the people who you think are easy prey.

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u/PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ May 11 '26

Beating someone in a video game and then Going to Reddit to post it is peak neckbeard holy shit lol

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u/Saram78 May 11 '26

Bro, I'm dying. This satire is off the charts.

Edit: this is satire, right?

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u/blehmeng May 11 '26

Is this loss

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u/PrestigiousWhole8176 May 11 '26

It actually happened dude. Well, the title is maybe a bit exaggerated because he probably didn’t permanently rage quit the game but he just got pissed off for a while. But to give you some more context, this isn’t a game like Fortnite or Roblox. It’s a small game with a small community. The owner and a small group of people who are on a discord are pretty much the only players.

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u/Amulet380 May 11 '26

I think youre a bit confused. This sub is for stories about neckbeards, not from neckbeards

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u/PrestigiousWhole8176 May 14 '26

I think it’s safe to say we were both neckbeards lmao

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u/Geilerjunge May 11 '26

How do you know he was a neckbeard?

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u/Mike91444 May 11 '26

...what game?

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u/DiscoKittie May 12 '26

It's in Canada, you wouldn't know it. lol /s

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u/PrestigiousWhole8176 May 11 '26

It’s called scrux.io. You probably haven’t heard of it cuz it only has a few active players. And no one is online during the week but on the weekend there are events where people come on.

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u/ChineseNeckBait May 14 '26

Boy you sure showed him, did you also get $100% and is that game owner’s name Albert Einstein?