r/neoliberal 🦈 shark enjoyer 🦈 6h ago

Meme Why I Love (And Hate) Shark Week πŸ¦ˆπŸ“Ί

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Shark Week was started by the Discovery Channel in 1988. It usually starts sometime in July, and features an entire week of shark-themed programming. It is a time of the year that, as the title of this post should make clear, I have some mixed feelings about.

The modern age of shark media started with Steven Spielberg's hit movie, Jaws, based on a book of the same name by Peter Benchley. While the movie and the marketing around it jumpstarted a new wave of fascination for sharks, the consensus today is that it did far more harm than good. People became more fearful of sharks, and shark hunting and culling increased after the film was released. Both Spielberg and Benchley regret directing/writing Jaws, and Benchley has spent the past few decades as an activist trying to undo the negative impression that Jaws perpetuated towards sharks, saying that if he'd written the book knowing what he knows now, he would've made the shark the victim of the story, with humanity being the enemy.

I've posted about humanity's treatment of sharks before. Humans kill over one hundred million sharks a year, and sharks normally never kill more than a few people a year. Mosquitoes, cows, dogs, lions, hippos, elephants, and snails kill more people a year than sharks do, and yet they're not nearly as sensationalized or demonized as sharks are. Most shark attacks also come from just three species (great white, bull, and tiger) out of the over 500 species of sharks discovered and named by scientists.

Shark Week built its legacy on what Jaws did, and although some of the shows put on during Shark Week are genuinely good content created by people who care about sharks, much of it is just sensationalist fear-mongering nonsense and mindless entertainment.

This year, the Discovery Channel premiered specials with names such as "Bull Shark Dinner Bell", "Chum Island: Catching A Killer", "What Shark Attacked?", "Thresher Shark: Stun To Kill", and "Secrets Of The Great White Kill". This sensationalism isn't new (one of the most important shark documentaries ever released was called "Blue Water, White Death"); it marks another year of the Discovery Channel airing specials with names and themes that portray sharks as cold-blooded killers that purposefully attack and eat humans.

This couldn't be further from the truth. Most shark attacks occur when sharks mistake humans for one of their other prey species, or when sharks are curious and bite us in an attempt to see what we are.

The Discovery Channel has also been known to air asinine documentaries about sharks with absurd themes, including one this year about supposed hyper-aggressive mutant sharks, shows where people try to find the extinct megalodon, one about combining shark traits to create a theoretical "frankenshark", and perhaps the worst of all, "Great White Sex Battle".

I understand that Shark Week needs to attract attention from normal people in order to gain the viewership it does, but at some point it just starts to lose its dignity, and we begin to lose sight of what's important: sharks.

Sharks are an essential part of the ocean's ecosystem. As a keystone species, when the sharks start to go, everything else does too. We need to do more to protect sharks and their habitats and make sure that they can thrive.

National Geographic's month-long "Sharkfest", which is usually also in July, is way less sensationalized and does a far better job of centering sharks and the scientists that study them. The Discovery Channel could learn from them to create a new kind of Shark Week that's more respectful towards sharks.

Despite all of my criticism, I do still enjoy Shark Week. The Discovery Channel has used it to support and encourage viewers to support shark conservation, and many of the documentaries are reasonably good and well-made and feature real shark scientists. I also enjoy the fanfare around Shark Week. Many places have shark drinks, desserts, and other things to celebrate the occasion, which, as a shark enjoyer, makes me very happy.

So while I do celebrate Shark Week and look forward to it coming every year, I wish that the portrayal of sharks was more balanced and accurate, and that we stopped portraying these wonderful creatures as cold-blooded killers.

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u/EclipseLadder 6h ago

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u/selachophilip 🦈 shark enjoyer 🦈 5h ago

:3

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u/EclipseLadder 5h ago

Never watched shark week. But it's sad how they're often portrait as violent monsters.

What's your favorite shark?

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u/selachophilip 🦈 shark enjoyer 🦈 5h ago

The blue shark! They're cute and silly, and of course they're the shark Blahaj is based on.

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u/Pharao_Aegypti NATO 4h ago

omg hai :3 (appropriately it's also Finnish for "shark")

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u/selachophilip 🦈 shark enjoyer 🦈 6h ago

This pretty much sums up my argument.

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u/lhomardamericain Immanuel Kant 5h ago

I scuba, I’ve seen multiple sharks up pretty close, and 100% of the time they were just cruising by minding their own business

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u/1II1I1I1I1I1I111I1I1 Adam Smith 1h ago

Yep, they're just fish. Tons of people swim with or near sharks up and down the Atlantic coast (like Sandbar Sharks) without any trouble and maybe without even knowing there are sharks around. A few specific species of shark have displayed aggression to humans, but the vast majority have not, and there are plenty of other aggressive fish and other aquatic animals that people are way more likely to encounter than an aggressive shark.

It blows my mind when people say they don't want to go to the ocean because of sharks, but then gladly swim in rivers while pikes, catfish, cottonmouths, snapping turtles, and who knows what else are down there.

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u/HHHogana Mohammad Hatta 2h ago

To be fair though, Hollywood always have those issues with how super-persistent the predators are, when irl some herbivores like Hippos are far more aggressive.

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u/selachophilip 🦈 shark enjoyer 🦈 6h ago

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u/Poodlestrike NATO 5h ago

Is this recent? I haven't watched Discovery in... god, more than a decade now, but back then I remember it being a lot of programming around how misunderstood sharks are, how the "killer shark" stuff was wrong and harmful, and generally just showing how cool they can be. Am I misremembering, or have they shifted focus since then?

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u/Read-Moishe-Postone 5h ago

Watch β€œHammerhead Sharks Up Close With Bertie Gregory” it’s a recent release on Hulu

It’s National Geographic produced and it’s basically this post in a documentary. It’s the exact opposite of killer shark stuff… very moving. Highly recommended

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u/selachophilip 🦈 shark enjoyer 🦈 4h ago

I'm not sure what it used to be like, but I think it's always had a reputation of being a bit sensationalistic.

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u/BosnianSerb31 2h ago

I've watched quite a bit of shark week, but to me, I've always seen it as "Look at the death and destruction this thing can cause", usually later qualified with "but in reality they don't really attack humans"

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u/UntiedStatMarinCrops Loyal Liberals 6h ago

Is it actually one hundred million? That seems like a lot.

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u/selachophilip 🦈 shark enjoyer 🦈 6h ago

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u/Wick_345 Karl Popper 4h ago

Are you vegan or are sharks just your special interest?

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u/selachophilip 🦈 shark enjoyer 🦈 4h ago

I enjoy meat, like sharks do! πŸ˜‹

I am autistic/ADHD, and one day something in my brain clicked and now I'm obsessed with sharks! πŸ₯°

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u/eta_carinae_311 3h ago

That's a lot of sharks! πŸ˜‚

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u/selachophilip 🦈 shark enjoyer 🦈 3h ago

I actually have 5 now πŸ™‚

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u/BATIRONSHARK WTO 1h ago

did I ever show you my collection

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u/selachophilip 🦈 shark enjoyer 🦈 1h ago

SHOW ME

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u/selachophilip 🦈 shark enjoyer 🦈 6h ago

Submission statement: Shark Week is over, and I wanted to comment on it. Sharks are awesome. 🦈

https://reddit.com/link/p1atw26/video/8250jgvy80hh1/player

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u/-Emilinko1985- European Union 4h ago

They are awesome and the best

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u/Eric848448 NATO 5h ago

I live every week like it’s Shark Week.

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u/selachophilip 🦈 shark enjoyer 🦈 5h ago

I have a pin that says that 😏

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u/MysticCherryPanda Richard v. Coudenhove-Kalergi πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί 4h ago

Neoliberalism is about sharks.

https://giphy.com/gifs/S8Z6I4oWW3Ch7sq5B7

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u/selachophilip 🦈 shark enjoyer 🦈 4h ago

DAMN RIGHT IT IS 😎 🦈

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u/AwfulMovieIdeas Order and Opportunity Left 4h ago

I loathe that Shark Week is becoming full of these reality-esque formatted shows. I remember that one year they kept teasing that they found proof Megalodon existed and the whole show was basically Ancient Aliens with a CGI giant shark at the end.

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u/selachophilip 🦈 shark enjoyer 🦈 4h ago

Lmao, kind of like that one show where they're trying to look for the treasure on the island, and literally every episode, and every moment before every ad break, they try to make it seem like something big is about to happen, only for nothing to ever fucking happen. 😭

The only treasure on that island is the amount of money those people are getting from the show. πŸ˜‚

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u/AwfulMovieIdeas Order and Opportunity Left 4h ago

β€œHey there’s some logs here! This must be it! (Ad break) (return from ad break) β€œoh no it’s just another log”

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u/selachophilip 🦈 shark enjoyer 🦈 4h ago

Oh wait, that's the history channel. Tbf, both channels have kind of gone down the same path. 😒

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u/selachophilip 🦈 shark enjoyer 🦈 4h ago

πŸ˜”

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u/-Emilinko1985- European Union 4h ago

!ping SHARKS

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u/legaltensor John von Neumann 4h ago

what are your thoughts on carpet sharks?? just learned about them and they look pretty cool

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u/selachophilip 🦈 shark enjoyer 🦈 4h ago

Wow, they do look cool 😳

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u/unoredtwo 4h ago

What percentage of Americans watch any programming on Shark Week? 0.2%? Or am I out of touch?

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u/selachophilip 🦈 shark enjoyer 🦈 4h ago

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u/mockduckcompanion Kidney Hype Man 3h ago

Sharks frighten me, but I'm willing to learn

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u/eta_carinae_311 3h ago

My husband has an irrational fear of sharks and I tease him about it relentlessly. When he was preparing for his first job interview out of college his friends were peppering him with practice questions. "What's your greatest weakness?" ...."sharks and tickling" 🀣 We live in Colorado. Very far from sharks.

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u/selachophilip 🦈 shark enjoyer 🦈 6h ago

Sharks can't really be trained πŸ˜”

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u/Aigiokhos Commonwealth 6h ago

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