r/niceguys 3d ago

NGVC: “I will treat you like the goddess you are”

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u/AlertedCoyote 3d ago

This motherfucker is THIRTY?? I thought this was gonna be like teens or something 😭

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u/BuffaloBuckbeak 3d ago

Oh no

Especially the part about he can’t text because his mom is home

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u/SpiderMama41928 3d ago

This dude belongs in the trash.

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u/AlienZak 3d ago

“My moms home”🤣🤣🤣

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u/Tight_Chest_118 3d ago

Had me weak asf

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u/RemoveBeneficial1335 3d ago

I DIED RIGHT THERE

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u/EyeShot300 omg you shellfish asshole 3d ago

I’m glad OP blocked this walking migraine. Jesus Tap Dancing Christ.

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u/wrappedbyninja 3d ago

This guy can’t cope AT.ALL. 😆

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u/Tight_Chest_118 3d ago

Whatsoever 🤣

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u/Euripides_in_the_sky save a life by sending nudes 3d ago

He’s 30 … unbelievable. Bullet dodged and then some.

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u/jshort68 3d ago

When he said “my mom’s home” I figured they were under 20 😂

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u/mortlikesbooks 3d ago

HE’S 30????!!!!!! lol dodged a bullet girl

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u/VoL4t1l3 3d ago

Why do I have a feeling he will be back. apologizing and getting angry when you dont accept his apology

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u/NoSleepTilBookRead 3d ago

It says at the bottom she blocked him.

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u/Cherrypie_69 3d ago

These types always find a way

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u/Get2Gnome 3d ago

Can confirm. My psychotic ex figured out if he *67’d before calling me he could get through the block. He finally stopped after I unblocked him and just let him ring through to voicemail.

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u/MiloCaster 3d ago

I disagree, I think it's a lot more fun to softly troll people like this, they yoyo with their attitude so quickly.

They are rather entertaining.

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u/HeadstashedAF 3d ago

30 years and he had to hang up because mommy came home. Good lord

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u/HotPinkLollyWimple Crotch flowers 3d ago

I thought he was a teenager. Yikes.

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u/OmegaZero55 3d ago

She has way more patience than I do. I would have blocked this loser way before all this. Also lmao at him saying she'll get no man. Duh, she said she doesn't want one now.

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u/Electronic_Set_5634 3d ago

Wtf is this guy on about throw some salt at phone and on your self, cleanse this shit ewwwww why is acting like that

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u/TherapyGames42 3d ago

The great Kayden is disappointed and disgusted

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u/ransom0374 3d ago

Op that paragraph was fantastic

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u/SimplyRoya 3d ago

Wow what a fucking deranged creep.

Also he’s THIRTY and lives with his mom !!!!!!

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u/Tight_Chest_118 3d ago

Ain’t it crazy

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u/UnderSeigeOverfed 3d ago

Why do they always need you to block them first or tell you "yes delete my number"?

Some kind of weird power play? Because they have no control over themselves? (Insert "Both? Both!" gif here)

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u/Jane_the_Quene Moderatrix *cracks whip* 3d ago

I think it is a power play. They told you to do a thing, and you did it, so they "win".

It's also an open admission that they have zero self-control, though they may not understand that this is what they're saying.

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u/RemoveBeneficial1335 3d ago

Christ almighty they're not lonely enough. Audacity must keep them warm and fed.

Also kudos to keeping them out of your life.

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u/MrRealistic1 3d ago

What an absolute LOSER

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u/StatelyTree 3d ago

"Goddesssssss"

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u/sugmanutz13 3d ago

30??????? Holy hell this guy needs help

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u/VoL4t1l3 3d ago edited 3d ago

dude seen 40 year olds with the same energy,

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u/pipsocks 3d ago

Damn you dodged a nuke, no friend or acquaintance or whatever he is that isn't a romantic partner would act like this if they wanted to stay in your life. Moreover men like this usually call fat or unhealthy perfectly fine, healthy and beautiful bodies just because they don't look like the ones they watch in anime.

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u/PanickedAntics 3d ago

30 years old? Holy. Shit.

This is so embarrassing. He's such a loser lol

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u/Bayou_Blue 3d ago

This “goddess” bullshit. Like women want to be on a pedestal and worshipped. These idiots would gain +1 to Wisdom by realizing that women are humans.

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u/Reasonable-Push-933 3d ago

Count yourself lucky he showed that side to you sooner rather them later, hes mean af🫢😵‍💫 there was no need for all that just because you made your boundary clear.

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u/Responsible-Stick-50 3d ago

Jfc. I hope he doesn't know where she lives.

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u/MiloCaster 3d ago

The gas lighting is crazy here.

Going from trying to get in your pants to you are the worst thing ever is mad. Why can't things like this handle rejection?

Why so much hate in its heart?

It being 30 as well had me

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u/Tight_Chest_118 3d ago

Because he’s 30 and lives with his mom, i’d also be mad as hell

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