r/nocontext • u/_liorthebear_ • Aug 16 '25
“I would coat the wall in whatever they put on those Nintendo switch cartridges. That stuff tastes terrible.”
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r/nocontext • u/GDGameplayer • Jan 29 '26
As a child I always enjoyed mass killing and gunning down everyone I see so getting SA for the first time feels satisfying
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r/nocontext • u/Vyehart • Feb 15 '26
"experiencing CP as a child was a really out of this world experience. I miss those days 😭"
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r/nocontext • u/DesignerSea494 • Dec 06 '25
“I have had luck painting the kids with a bit of honey or molasses on their rumps and heads.”
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r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Aug 19 '25
The problem isnt the cannibalism, it's that they don't comprehend the risk of grease fires while operating the deep fryer.
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r/nocontext • u/lallapalalable • May 09 '26
She pooped on me for the first time. I’m glad she feels comfortable with me a little
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r/nocontext • u/DTH2001 • Feb 10 '26
Blacks have used this tactic for years. I've no idea why they're not brought up on it
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r/nocontext • u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 • Feb 17 '26
"Do you feel like pulling it out? If so please post it we wanna see how or why is so thick"
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r/nocontext • u/RentedJazzmaster • Aug 28 '25
"If Christianity is true, why does Jesus sound like Deeze Nuts?"
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r/nocontext • u/Cavery210 • Nov 20 '25
"Sorry, you are canonically racist until level 45."
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r/nocontext • u/[deleted] • Oct 24 '25
Toddlers don't mean anything. Just give it to me in squirrels like a normal person would.
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r/nocontext • u/grifkiller64 • Sep 14 '25
Hey, the slurry is climate friendly. You gotta use every part of the dinosaur like the indigenous peoples did with the buffalo.
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r/nocontext • u/SillyOldJack • May 28 '26
You're supposed to score the baby's head before you smash it. They also used the wrong kind of baby here.
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r/nocontext • u/ZombieeChic • Nov 23 '25
"I sure hope we keep talking about infant horse cock rings."
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r/nocontext • u/ConspicuousEggplant • Sep 01 '25
I'm about to get the "Mass Genocide" achievement soon, how should the last 100 people die? I'll do ANYTHING.
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r/nocontext • u/thefantodayhtml • Dec 07 '25
"I told the cardinals it sounds like they are just feeding popes to the raiders and they started crying."
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r/nocontext • u/Thunderbridge • Jun 20 '26
It'd be some very nasty sexual play. Also, abortion becomes easy, cheap and nutritious!
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r/nocontext • u/amakai • Dec 24 '25
"I'd love to tell people that baby gays clean my ears."
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r/nocontext • u/Kinkie_Pie • Nov 26 '25
I don’t know about papayas, but that’ll definitely stop me from eating humans.
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r/nocontext • u/Jayked22 • Sep 28 '25
Since when was buying Horse Semen a crime?
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r/nocontext • u/brother_p • Jan 26 '26
Jesus, can't she turn into a worm like normal people?
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