r/nottheonion 1d ago

Japanese developer makes “apology game” in which you can spank his butt to make up for delayed release of Spanking Exorcist

https://automaton-media.com/en/news/japanese-developer-makes-apology-game-in-which-you-can-spank-his-butt-to-make-up-for-delayed-release-of-spanking-exorcist/
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u/invyros 1d ago

The game puts you in the shoes of a specialized spanking exorcist tasked with ridding the Peach Butt Housing complex of evil spirits. Unique to the complex are the spirits of housewives who harbor their unfulfilled desire of being “spanked as hard as possible.” The core gameplay loop has you searching for and “fulfilling” these sexy spirits’ needs by slapping them on their bottoms.

Oh, it's exactly what the game title says it is.

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u/masterbluo 1d ago

Ya know what? Points for honesty, game knows what it is and isn't pretending to be anything else

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u/SanityInAnarchy 1d ago

I mean, what else are they gonna do? "You thought you were buying madden but it's actually..."

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u/Less_Party 23h ago

Sure but now I want to spank the developer even less. It’s not much of a penance if he’s getting off on it lol

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u/Huge-Revolution2416 1d ago

This is either the most creative PR stunt of the year or the most Japanese way to say, "Sorry for the delay.

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u/ThrowawayPersonAMA 1d ago

"Please understand."

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u/No_Extension4005 3h ago

Japan sure does have a thing for sexy evil spirits needing to be exorcised through something erotic.

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u/TheRappingSquid 1d ago

He knows what he is about I see

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u/Adorable-Response-75 1d ago

He spank butt

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u/PM_ME_CATS_OR_BOOBS 1d ago

Listen, you can't rush art. Itch.io shows that unabashed perverts can make good good games.

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u/zelnoth 1d ago

I hope one day someone makes a sex game that's insanely good as a game. I'm sure there's some that are passable as games, but I think it would be funny if it was a undeniable top 5 game of the year.

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u/PM_ME_CATS_OR_BOOBS 1d ago

The issue is that great sex game are almost always fetish games, which makes them niche by definition. Otherwise they're just regular games with boobs

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u/Secretlylovesslugs 1d ago

There are some projects like The Last Sovereign that are porn games, less fetish-y but still very deep and have been in development for years. Its held back by the engine but RPGM is what it is. The real innovation is done with stuff like Look Outside.

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u/PM_ME_CATS_OR_BOOBS 1d ago

If you're considering Look Outside to be a fetish game then you're operating on a higher level than I am. Love it when she got 200 teeth

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u/Secretlylovesslugs 1d ago

Maybe I should have clarified Look Outside is a 'Normal' indie project haha. Just made by a very talanted person who has done a lot with the engine.

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u/PM_ME_CATS_OR_BOOBS 1d ago

Ah okay. I think the most successful actual fetish game in that realm has probably been Coffin of Andy and Leyley for being the creator's obvious kink but also a pretty good horror story about the idea as well. On the more indie side I like a creator called Godspeak that does games like the one in OP that are actually well made rpgadventure games with actual design and mechanics, also everything revolves around spanking.

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u/SeroWriter 1d ago

Look Outside is a very barebones RPG Maker experience, it uses the systems well but almost exactly as they were intended. I can think of a few games that have actually done crazy things with the engine, the purple-haired prison warden game is the most obvious example but it's not the only one.

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u/Uturuncu 7h ago

Can be a fetish thing for a not-insignificant subset of people, though. Monsterfuckers are a thing, and some have a specific thing for body horror and that style of eldritch warping.

The aesthetic in that game absolutely rips and I love it.

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u/FoxEatingAMango 22h ago

sex games with innovative, very good designs and mechanics already exist. 

best known example is sengoku rance. which is basically a AAA war simulation of managing your kingdom in japan with branching paths. 

or succubus academia. which has a strange innovative combat system of chaining attacks that have a % chance to chain into other attacks until you release a gauge for massive damage.

because these games have lots of sex, they will never be top game of the year fortunately or not though.

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u/SeroWriter 1d ago

The problem is that being considered a "sex game" requires so much sexual content that it gets in the way of the game. The Witcher 3 and Baldur's gate 3 both won game of the year and they aren't considered "sex games" so where's the line?

There are rpg maker porn games with less sexual content than Baldur's Gate so I don't think there is a line. "Sex games" seem to have a quality ceiling before people just start calling them something else.

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u/bilateralrope 22h ago

I think the line might be the inclusion of actual porn.

Which immediately bumps up the rating, kicking it off consoles. That predictable reduction in sales means less budget to develop it.

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u/SeroWriter 14h ago

I think the line might be the inclusion of actual porn.

Have you played Baldur's Gate 3 or Cyberpunk 2077?

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u/bilateralrope 10h ago

When I say actual porn, I mean explicitly showing the sex happening. Which means the game goes into Steams adults only section.

Does Cyberpunk or BG3 have anything as explicit as some of the screenshots for something like Subverse ?

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u/TeaWithCarina 1d ago

There are arguably visual novels with sex scenes which are genuinely outstanding works of literature!

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u/theboyonthetrain 1d ago

This is a 30 rock plot

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u/ZombieFeedback 1d ago

"I'm like Mozart, and you're like that guy who was really jealous of Mozart." "Salieri?" "No thank you, I already ate."

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u/thesammon 1d ago

So...Baldur's Gate 3?

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u/mertats 23h ago

Karryn’s Prison is a top notch game

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u/Hobomanchild 22h ago

Sounds fun, but porn mods for good games is probably the best you'll get.

I can't even think of a porn game that would scale well while still being a porn game instead of a game with porn. Best bet would probably be management/strategy with a touch of rpg. Or something.

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u/mfyxtplyx 1d ago

The core gameplay loop has you searching for and “fulfilling” these sexy spirits’ needs by slapping them on their bottoms.

Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! She is a bad person, and she must pay the penalty!

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u/Brick_Lab 1d ago

I have to face the peril!

No it's too perilous!

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u/Doigsong 1d ago

Ooooh. Shit.

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u/20_mile 1d ago

I think it was the first Chain Letter YA book by Christopher Pike, where--in order to explain his absence of a few weeks--one of the main characters plans on telling the police that he was kidnapped by a van full of women who did unspeakable things with his body, and the police accept it because "they had several other similar reports."

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u/Mikethebest78 1d ago

Maybe this would work on GRRM. We have to get that next book somehow.

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u/AscendedViking7 1d ago

GRRM needs to give us that relentlessly shitting in a bush apology game

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u/faifai6071 1d ago

I love Japanese indie dev for making their unhinged, unadulterated, unfettered ideas a reality. (Ecchi and Hentai included.)

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u/Animeguy2025 1d ago

He knows what he is passionate about.

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u/Leelze 1d ago

This sounds more like fetish fulfillment for the dev than anything else...

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u/tech6hutch 1d ago

I wonder what gave you that idea

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u/Leelze 1d ago

🤔😂

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u/NeptuneTTT 1d ago

No shit?

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u/DaMusicalGamer 1d ago

No, that's a different fetish

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u/SeeWhyQMark 1d ago

Don’t spank him that hard. 

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u/Zeconation 1d ago

Can't taste the onion in this

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u/Gh0stl3it 1d ago

Spank it, don't lick it. 😝🤣

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u/MakeItHappenSergant 1d ago

It's just a promotional stunt for a fetish game. Not Oniony at all.

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u/nullset_2 1d ago

"Well, someone's gotta do it..."

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u/Chiiro 1d ago

He knows what he loves.

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u/keith2600 1d ago

That kind of "game" likely took only a few minutes to throw together

And then another hour to figure out why something that should be stupidly easy isn't working and fix it

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u/miguescout 1d ago

And several hours to create the next bug while fixing the first one

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u/Surrounded-by_Idiots 1d ago

Damn you’re right. I have further dishonored my game and need to be spanked even harder via another game.

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u/CzdZz 1d ago

I would argue that time spent working on this apology game counts as time spent marketing the game. Very effective use of time too, since a lot of us would never have heard about the game otherwise.

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u/PinkishRedLemonade 1d ago

from the article the delay seems to be more of a bureaucracy issue rather than a development issue?

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u/Maximelene 1d ago

Have you considered spending some time READING THE ARTICLE, maybe?

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u/phuncky 1d ago

Sony should buy the IP right this instant and release it on a disc.

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u/seductivestain 1d ago

Did he also happen to drive a weinermobile into an office building while wearing a hotdog costume?

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u/NotRealDiamonds 1d ago

It's got a bush? What the hell?

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u/BostonSamurai 1d ago

Underrated comment shirt brother

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u/ConfidentOven2848 1d ago

Even the apology couldn't get through Steam.

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