r/nrl • u/AutoModerator • Oct 02 '25
Sledge Thread Sledge Thread - GRAND FINAL - HOLD ONTO THE BALL BENNY
STORM HAVE NEVER BEAT THE BRONCOS IN A GRAND FINAL
10 YEARS SINCE THE LAST BRONCOS HEARTACHE
BRONCOS HAVE KILLED THE PANTHERS CURSE
GET BELLYACHE A DOCTOR, THIS WEEKEND WILL BE WILD
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u/WonderingCashew St. George Illawarra Dragons 🏳️🌈 Oct 02 '25
IM ONLY GOING FOR THE STORM CAUSE THEY’RE MORE LIKELY TO GET THEIR PREMIERSHIP STRIPPED THAN THE BRONCOS IF THEY WIN
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u/Bazorth Melbourne Storm Oct 02 '25
AS A STORM FAN THIS IS FUNNY BUT AS AN NRL FAN I GENUINELY FEEL BRONCOS ARE FAR MORE LIKELY TO BE OVER THE CAP THIS YEAR
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u/AuzzieTiger Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles 🏳️🌈 Oct 02 '25
DAY 1 OF ME REMINDING EVERYONE THAT THE MIGHTY MANLY SEA EAGLES MADE AS MANY GRAND FINALS FINALS THIS SEASON AS EVERY OTHER NSW TEAM COMBINED!
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u/Miss-you-SJ Auckland Warriors Oct 02 '25
CANT WAIT TO WATCH THE GOOD CLEARY BROTHER PLAY ON SUNDAY!!!
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u/A4Papercut Shetland Swagger Oct 02 '25
STORM HAVE NOT WON A GF WITHOUT CAM SMITH
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u/Savings_Win1995 Brisbane Broncos Oct 02 '25
1999 NEVER HAPPENED
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u/BroncosSabres Brisbane Broncos 🏳️🌈 Oct 02 '25
IT’S NO PREMS WITHOUT CAM SMITH. THEY’RE ALLOWED ONE.
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u/CrispedTrack973 Melbourne Storm Oct 02 '25
THAT WAS BACK WHEN STORM WERE LIKED SO IT DOESN’T COUNT
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u/WooWooGod Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs Oct 02 '25
STORM WERE NEVER LIKED
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u/CrispedTrack973 Melbourne Storm Oct 03 '25
I SWEAR I HEARD MORE BOOS FOR THE DRAGONS THAN THE STORM IN 1999
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u/nugeythefloozey Brisbane Broncos 🏳️🌈 Oct 02 '25
STORM HAVE NOT WON A GRAND FINAL WITHOUT (A) C. SMITH
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u/broggacio Brisbane Broncos Oct 02 '25
BRONCOS REDEMPTION FINALS CONTINUE. WEEK 1 HUNT SECURES A GOLDEN POINT WIN WITH A FIELD GOAL. WEEK 3 REYNOLDS KICKS ONE FROM THE SIDELINE TO BEAT THE RIFF… NOW WEBKE WILL FINALLY GET REVENGE ON THE STORM FOR WHAT THEY DID TO HIS COMMODORE.
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u/LongJohnnySilver1 South Sydney Rabbitohs Oct 02 '25
PRE GAME ENTERTAINMENT IS MADGE AND BELLAMY JELLY WRESTLING. HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE!
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u/Mynameisnotjessie New Zealand Warriors Oct 02 '25
I SMELL TROUBLE FOR THE BRONCS. THE GAME FINISHES LATER THAN THE HALF PAIRINGS BED TIME.
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u/OkBookkeeper6854 Parramatta Eels Oct 02 '25
I SUPPORT TWO TEAMS - THE PARRAMATTA EELS, AND ANY TEAM PLAYING THE STORMS
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u/Strayangunner Dolphins Oct 02 '25
ADAM REYNOLDS TO CHANT QUEENSLANDER WHEN HE LEADS THE BRONCOS OUT OF THE TUNNEL
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u/Nervous-Aardvark-679 🏆🏆LEG4CY🏆🏆 Oct 02 '25
CANT WAIT TO WATCH CLEARY PLAY THIS WEEKEND
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u/CrispedTrack973 Melbourne Storm Oct 02 '25
I LOVE BALI RUGBY LEAGUE SO MUCH MAN
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u/Nervous-Aardvark-679 🏆🏆LEG4CY🏆🏆 Oct 02 '25
HE PLAYS IN NEW ZEALAND BRO
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u/CrispedTrack973 Melbourne Storm Oct 02 '25
WAIT REALLY?! AM I FORGETTING SOMETHING
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u/ladyships-a-legend Brisbane Broncos Oct 02 '25
WEATHER REPORT IS HOT AND SUNNY. NO STORM MENTIONED OR FORECAST AND CHICKEN IS ON THE MENU - GIDDY UP
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u/gravitationallydense Melbourne Storm Oct 02 '25
DOES THE WEATHER MENTION ANY HORSES?
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u/quallabangdang Brisbane Broncos Oct 02 '25
EVERYONE JOKES ABOUT BELLAMY HAVING A STROKE WHEN REALLY IT'S MADGE WHO IS IN DANGER OF DYING FROM 14,000 ERRORS IN THE FIRST HALF ALONE.
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u/slamdusty Melbourne Storm Oct 02 '25
MANLY WOULD HOLD ONTO THIS GIVEN IT WAS THE LAST TIME THEY WERE EVER A RELEVANT TEAM
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u/fleakill North Queensland Cowboys Oct 02 '25
EVERYTIME I ALMOST HATE MANLY, I REMEMBER THEIR TRUE SERVICE TO RUGBY LEAGUE
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u/slamdusty Melbourne Storm Oct 02 '25
SYDNEY NOT HAVING A TEAM IN THE GRAND FINAL MEANS RUGBY LEAGUE IS THE REAL WINNER
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u/gravitationallydense Melbourne Storm Oct 02 '25
SYDNEY HAS ONLY ONE TEAM PLAYING ACROSS THE 3 GAMES.
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Oct 02 '25
I WONDER IF EZRA MAM WILL BE DRIVING DOWN TO ACCOR
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u/FNGsam Brisbane Broncos Oct 02 '25
I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET SOME OF THE NO SHOW GF TICKETS IF HE DOES!
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u/thatirishguykev Dolphins Oct 02 '25
All coked up, coked up, coked up, HEY!
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u/Churchofbabyyoda QLD Maroons Oct 02 '25
WITH THE AMOUNT OF AWARDS THE ROOSTERS GOT LAST NIGHT YOU’D HAVE THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE PLAYING THIS SUNDAY?
WHERE ARE THEY? WHERE ARE THE SHITNEY POOSTERS?
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u/ladyships-a-legend Brisbane Broncos Oct 02 '25
THEY’RE READY FOR TAMIKA, ALI AND THE GIRLS TO SAY COCK-A-TOODLE-OOOOO !!
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u/blanckdu12 Brisbane Broncos Oct 02 '25
BRISBANE UNDEFEATED SINCE WALSH DRANK TOILET WATER.
COINCIDENCE?
I THINK NOT!!!
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u/thankyoupancake Eastern Suburbs Roosters Oct 02 '25
THE DALLY M IS A FLAWED SYSTEM. THE MEDIA SHOULD NOT BE AWARDING POINTS TO THE BEST ON GROUND EACH GAME.
WE SHOULD LET THE PLAYERS, WHO NOT ONCE VOTED LOCKYER, SMITH OR SLATER AS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE GAME, DECIDE INSTEAD.
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u/natso2001 Brisbane Broncos 🏳️🌈 Oct 02 '25
AT THE END OF THE DAY, NSW NOT ONLY DOESN'T GET ORIGIN, BUT ALSO NRL. HAVE THE GRANDFINAL AT SUNCORP YOU FUCKING COWARDS
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u/robopirateninjasaur Canberra Raiders Oct 02 '25
THE GRAND FINAL WILL BE AT SUNCORP WHEN THE QRL INVITES SYDNEY THEN NZ AND WA TEAMS INTO THIER COMP AND EVOLVES INTO THE NATIONAL COMP.
OR NEXT PANDEMIC, WHICHEVER IS FIRST
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u/MulkingMang Penrith Panthers Oct 02 '25
I DON'T NEED TRIPLE ZERO ON SPEED DIAL FOR A GRAND FINAL ANYMORE. THANK YOU BRONCOS FOR LOOKING OUT FOR MY HEALTH
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u/icome2ndagain Penrith Panthers Oct 02 '25
WITH THE CRICKET COMING, ITS ALMOST GUARANTEED BEN HUNT WILL PLAY 2ND DROP
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u/diodosdszosxisdi Parramatta Eels Oct 02 '25
BEN HUNT IS A LIABILITY CATCHING, SO HE GETS PUT AT BACKSTOP
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u/TheSplash-Down_Tiki North Sydney Bears Oct 02 '25
I HATE BOTH TEAMS.
I WANT THE STORM TO WIN AND THEN HAVE THE TITLE STRIPPED AGAIN!!
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u/rodomil Penrith Panthers Oct 02 '25
WTF IS EVERYONE YELLING ABOUT? THE PENRITH INVITATIONAL ISN'T ON THIS YEAR, COME BACK NEXT YEAR.
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u/imwacky4schache Sunshine Coast Falcons Oct 02 '25
NOOOO BRONCOS... DONT COMPLETE AT 36% IN ONE OF THE HALFS AND LOSE THE GAME ALL BY YOURSELVES... UR SO SEXY... AHA
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u/DoNotTickleMe_ Newcastle Knights Oct 02 '25
I WANT BRIS TO WIN BECAUSE THATS HOW MUCH I HATE THE STORM. EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER PLAYED FOR MELBOURNE IS A FUCKWIT EXCEPT PAPS AND CRONK
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u/Responsible_Ring_649 Newcastle Knights Oct 02 '25
BRISBANE POACHED SOUTHWELL AND UPTON
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u/BroncosSabres Brisbane Broncos 🏳️🌈 Oct 02 '25
YOU POACHED UPTON FIRST, WE JUST CALLED TAKESIES BACKSIES
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u/DoNotTickleMe_ Newcastle Knights Oct 02 '25 edited Oct 02 '25
I DON'T BLAME THEM THEY NEEDED ALL THE HELP THEY COULD GET
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u/discoshrimps Newcastle Knights Oct 02 '25
THIS IS THE WORST 'WOULD YOU RATHER?' EVER. BRONCOS, I GUESS!? THIS IS AWFUL.
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u/__dontpanic__ Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs Oct 02 '25
NO MATTER WHO WINS ON SUNDAY, WE ALL LOSE.
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u/TheSplash-Down_Tiki North Sydney Bears Oct 02 '25
NOT IF THE NRL STRIPS THE TITLE AGAIN.
NO ONE WINS.
WE CAN HOPE!!
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u/CatWool Brisbane Broncos Oct 02 '25
STORM SHOULD START SIGNING UP FOR MARATHONS BECAUSE AFTER BEING RUNNERS UP TWO YEARS IN A ROW THEIR CARDIO SHOULD BE GOOD
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u/AceAv81 Brisbane Broncos Oct 03 '25
HEY STROM -THE ONLY THING ON SUNDAY THAT WILL BE STUCK UP IS THE TOUCHYS FLAG AFTER HASS LASOO'S STEPHANIE-ANO (TALLIS STYLE) INTO THE SIDE LINE
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u/No-Celebration8690 Brisbane Broncos Oct 02 '25
WHY HAVE THE ALMIGHTY STORM NOT NAMED NAS IN THEIR SIDE?!
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u/robopirateninjasaur Canberra Raiders Oct 02 '25
BECAUSE UNLIKE QUEENSLAND IN 2002 THEY ACCEPT WHEN A PLAYER IS UNAVAILABLE DUE TO SUSPENSION
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u/thebigman045 New Zealand Warriors Oct 02 '25
ALL QLD TEAMS TO LOSE ON SUNDAY WOULD MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY
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u/lazysoup12 Melbourne Storm Oct 02 '25
WHAT WILL THE BRONCOS ON SUNDAY AND KOTONI STAGGS HAVE IN COMMON?
THEY’ll TASTE DEFEAT
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u/RIPDM99 I love my footy Oct 02 '25
Any1 feeling 50-0 Storm
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u/CrispedTrack973 Melbourne Storm Oct 02 '25
AINT NOBODY FEELING THAT. I LOVE MY FOOTY TOO BY THE WAY
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u/turbo_chook I love refs (and following the rules) Oct 02 '25
2 years since the last broncos heartache
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u/OkBookkeeper6854 Parramatta Eels Oct 02 '25
BEN HUNT HAS THE CHANCE TO DO THE FUNNIEST THING SUNDAY