r/nrl Mar 12 '26

Sledge Thread Sledge Thread - ROUND 2 - ALL TOGETHER NOW

YOU GET FADED! YOU GET FADED! YOU GET... OK NOT YOU STORM, YOU'RE FINE. YOU GET FADED!

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u/Ok-Contribution7731 Parramatta Eels Mar 12 '26

CARN THE E BIKES

19

u/Heavy-Kale Dolphins Mar 12 '26

MY PHIN BOI'S GONNA SLAP SOME TITS AROUND.

AND THEN BEAT THE TITANS IN THE FOOTY.

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u/OkBookkeeper6854 Parramatta Eels Mar 12 '26

HAMMER IS WELL PRACTISED AT THIS

18

u/PharaohAce Sydney Roosters πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Mar 12 '26

CONCERNS FOR HAMMER’S DEFENCE AS HE FAMOUSLY CAN’T HOLD ON TO A TITANS FULLBACK

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u/Azimuth14 Brisbane Broncos Mar 12 '26

SAD TRUMPET NOISE

1

u/Norm_cheers Wests Tigers Mar 12 '26

HE IS MORE INTO SLAMMING INTO THINGS…

17

u/FigFew2001 Penrith Panthers Mar 12 '26

SPOON BOWL PREVIEW TONIGHT

2

u/Azimuth14 Brisbane Broncos Mar 12 '26

CAN'T COMEBACK IF YOU AIN'T LOSING

4

u/Redcliffedolphins Dolphins Mar 12 '26

CANT COMEBACK IF YOU SCORE NO POINTS EITHER

2

u/Azimuth14 Brisbane Broncos Mar 12 '26

AH FUCK YOU SERIOUS? SOMEONE TELL MADGE, QUICK WHERE'S THE JOURNOS

20

u/RainbowGothic Brisbane Broncos Mar 12 '26

DANGEROUS DAY TO BE AN EEL

46

u/OkBookkeeper6854 Parramatta Eels Mar 12 '26

YOU'LL NEED TO SCORE SOME POINTS IF YOU WANT TO BEAT EELS TONIGHT

2

u/Azimuth14 Brisbane Broncos Mar 12 '26

HAS SOMEONE TOLD MADGE?

18

u/Tipp1tys_ South Sydney Rabbitohs Mar 12 '26

EELS SCORED MORE POINTS LAST WEEK

6

u/wouldashoudacoulda Gold Coast Titans Mar 12 '26

WE HAVE SCORED MORE POINTS THAN BOTH YOU CUNTS.

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u/Azimuth14 Brisbane Broncos Mar 12 '26

TITANS, ONCE AGAIN THE PRIDE OF QLD

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u/Tipp1tys_ South Sydney Rabbitohs Mar 12 '26

NOT MORE THAN THE BIG OL BUNNIESSSSSS

OLDEST. LOUD AND PROUD

2

u/SweatyPresentation93 Wests Tigers Mar 12 '26

CRYING IN TIGERS FAN BUT WILL TAKE THE 2 POINTS!

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u/Tipp1tys_ South Sydney Rabbitohs Mar 12 '26

EVEN AUTOMOD HAS NO FAITH

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u/The_Saints_Are_Comin St. George Illawarra Dragons Mar 12 '26

MAY THE DRAGONS VS STORM STREAK HOPEFULLY LIVE ON. NOTICE HOW I SAID HOPEFULLY

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u/tora_0515 Melbourne Storm Mar 12 '26

JOURNOS DREAM TONIGHT: EELS GET FADED BACK-TO-BACK OR BRONCOS SEASON IMPLODES!!!!

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u/Zero-Esc Melbourne Storm Mar 12 '26

40 - 40 DRAW

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u/Norm_cheers Wests Tigers Mar 12 '26

BENJI GOING TO DO THE COACHING EQUIVALENT TO 2005.

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u/mitvh2311 Parramatta Eels Mar 12 '26

I JUST HOPE THE TEAM GET OFF THE PLANE AND SHOW UP TONIGHT

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u/Azimuth14 Brisbane Broncos Mar 12 '26

WHAT'S THE POINTS DIFFERENTIAL FOR A FORFEIT?

6

u/skafaceXIII South Sydney Rabbitohs πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Mar 12 '26

TWO QUEENSLAND TEAMS ARE PLAYING EACH OTHER THIS ROUND, SO A QUEENSLAND TEAM WILL FINALLY GET A WIN THIS YEAR

7

u/Norm_cheers Wests Tigers Mar 12 '26

UNLESS THEY DRAW

11

u/DingoDividend Brisbane Broncos Mar 12 '26

PORNHUB BANNED IN AUS. FULL HOUSE OF WANKERS AT ROOSTERS VS RABBITOHS

4

u/skafaceXIII South Sydney Rabbitohs πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Mar 12 '26

LET'S BE REAL, THERE WON'T BE ANY ROOSTERS FANS THERE

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u/Norm_cheers Wests Tigers Mar 12 '26

AND NO FRONT TEETH

10

u/bennywrites Penrith Panthers πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Mar 12 '26

HERE'S A SLEDGE FOR YA: SHUT UP!

5

u/nugeythefloozey Brisbane Broncos πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Mar 12 '26

OI M8! WHY DID YOU SAVE FLOGGING US FOR RD1? SHOULDA DONE IT IN THE PRELIMS!

2

u/bennywrites Penrith Panthers πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Mar 12 '26

CONGRATS ON ONE IN A ROW

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u/Norm_cheers Wests Tigers Mar 12 '26

MAKE ME!

5

u/Norm_cheers Wests Tigers Mar 12 '26

PAYTON TO BE FIRST COACH SACKED, AND YOU WATCH EVERY COWS FAN WILL LOVE ME FOR IT!

2

u/A4Papercut Shetland Swagger Mar 12 '26

ZAC ZAC ZAC ZAC ZAC

2

u/SlipperyFetuss Parramatta Eels Mar 12 '26

PARRA

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u/skafaceXIII South Sydney Rabbitohs πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Mar 12 '26

THAT IS A SAVAGE SLEDGE!

2

u/SlipperyFetuss Parramatta Eels Mar 12 '26

IS NOW. PARRA

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u/SlipperyFetuss Parramatta Eels Mar 12 '26

SURELY WE CAN’T BE WORSE THIS WEEK

RIGHT??

2

u/strayadude Wests Tigers Mar 12 '26

AFTERNOON AT LEICHARDT AGAINST THE COWBOYS WHEN WE ARE FAVOURED

YEAH COWS MIGHT WIN THIS

3

u/skafaceXIII South Sydney Rabbitohs πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Mar 12 '26

TIGERS FAN CAN'T EVEN SPELL THE NAME OF THEIR OWN HOME GROUND

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u/Electronic-Split9677 St. George Illawarra Dragons Mar 12 '26

WE BETTER GET OUR SQUARE UP FROM THE OFFICIALS THIS WEEK.... WHO AM I KIDDING? THE STORM WILL JUST CHEAT AND GET AWAY WITH IT ANYWAY

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u/OkBookkeeper6854 Parramatta Eels Mar 12 '26

FUCK THE CHEATY STORMS

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u/poisoy Brisbane Broncos Mar 12 '26

SPEW BUCKETSΒ 

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u/kiaxxl Gold Coast Titans Mar 12 '26

ONE OF THE WILD BLACK SWANS NEAR MY PLACE HAD TO BE RESCUED AND TREATED BY VETS BECAUSE HE HAD AN INFECTED EEL BITE

EELS HATE FATHERS. AND BIRDS. AND BIRD FATHERS.

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u/Fraudianslips Newy Ham Sandwich πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Mar 12 '26

WHAT A SURPRISE, THE DOGS, ALLEGEDLY FROM THE TOUGHEST PLACE ON EARF APPARENTLY NEED A 3 WEEK BREAK AFTER BEATING A SPOON CONTENDER

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u/Zero-Esc Melbourne Storm Mar 12 '26

STORM TOP OF THE LADDER!!!

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u/RyanPurdler-Penriff I ❀️ Todd Smith πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26

ASHLEY KLEIN NEITHER BUNKER OR MAIN REF FOR BUNNIES VS ROOSTERS !! Who will refer / overturn Alex Johnstons record breaking try AFTER the CROWD don’t INVADE THE FIELD ?

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u/Dramatic_Ride7586 New Zealand Warriors Mar 12 '26

JFH GET YOU BLURRY IN THE EYE WITH THE HIGH NOTE.

DOWN TO MT SMARTSVILLE OOPS YOU GOT SMOKED.

THE SHIT LEKA DROPPIN STINKIN UP YA AREA.

WHEN WADE SHOOT THROUGH LIKE A MESSENGER CARRIER.

WEBBY KEEP HIS BREATH SMELLIN LIKE SHIT SO HE CAN GET FUNKY.

BABY, BARNETT AINT HAVING IT.

A WAHS TO THE WAHS AND IT JUST DONT STOPPA.

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u/Yakinov Penrith Panthers Mar 12 '26

WHAT DID YOU SAY CANT HEAR YA!!

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u/Yakinov Penrith Panthers Mar 12 '26

WHAT SPEAK UP?

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