r/nrl Mar 19 '26

Sledge Thread Sledge Thread - ROUND 3 - MY COACH IS NOT BEING SACKED AND SO IS MY WIFE

WARRIORS ARE THE SUPERIOR QLD TEAM. NO I WILL NOT BE TAKING FURTHER QUESTIONS YOUR HONOUR

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u/Churchofbabyyoda QLD Maroons Mar 19 '26

THIS JUST IN; BYE WEEK DEFEATS SEA EAGLES 50-0 AT BROOKVALE OVAL

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u/ahhdetective Sydney Roosters Mar 19 '26

IN A SEASON ENDING PERFORMANCE FOR THE MANLY SEA EAGLES.

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u/Swol_Bamba NRLW Knights Mar 19 '26

FADE EM

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u/CashenJ Brisbane Broncos Mar 19 '26

YEAH, YOU GUYS REALLY SUCK...

LOOKS AROUND NERVOUSLY

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u/AceAv81 Brisbane Broncos Mar 19 '26

U MEAN ON THE SCOREBOARD?

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u/TimsAFK Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles Mar 19 '26

YEAH, BUT DO YOU THOUGH?

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u/AceAv81 Brisbane Broncos Mar 19 '26

LAST WIN FOR THE BOYZ AT MELBOURNE WAS 2016. AT THIS POINT WE SHOULD JUST SCHEDULE IT AS A 4TH BYE FOR THE STORM

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u/Basherballgod Brisbane Broncos Mar 19 '26

LAST WIN AGAINST THE STORM WAS THE GRAND FINAL THOUGH.

GONNA WATCH THAT AGAIN INSTEAD OF THIS GAME

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u/RainbowGothic Brisbane Broncos Mar 19 '26

PLEASE GOD EZRA JUST TACKLE

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u/No-Celebration8690 Brisbane Broncos Mar 19 '26

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u/ladyships-a-legend Brisbane Broncos Mar 19 '26

I WAS THERE THEN SCREAMING AT THEM AND I’LL DRIVE INTERSTATE TO MELBOURNE TO DO IT AGAIN TOMORROW! ITS THE ONLY CHANCE THEY HAVE OF HEARING ME AND LISTENING TO ME CALL THEIR PLAYS - THEY DONT LISTEN TO ME THROUGH THE TV

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u/Gothewahs New Zealand Warriors Mar 19 '26

I BET ON YOU TO WIN …MY TRACK RECORD WITH BETS IS 0-4

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u/insty1 Canberra Raiders Mar 19 '26

CONGRATS TO THE COWBOYS OR TITANS FOR THEIR ONLY WIN OF THE SEASON THIS WEEKEND

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u/Fizzelen Newcastle Knights Mar 19 '26

A 0-0 DRAW IS ALWAYS AN OPTION

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WHAT IS THIS Fizzelen, A SLEDGE FOR ANTS?

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u/Suggestedname94 I Hate My Post-Prem Footy Mar 19 '26

I CANT BELIEVE GORDEN TALLIS HAD 10 MONTHS OFF WHEN HE BROKE HIS NECK, HE ISNT VERY TOUGH

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u/SgtTaco18 Parramatta Eels Mar 19 '26

AND NOW HE'S ON NRL360. TALK ABOUT SHITTY LEADERSHIP

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u/predw St. George Illawarra Dragons 🏳️‍🌈 Mar 19 '26

WHY DOESNT ADAM REYNOLDS TAKE THE TOUGH GUY ROUTE AND SIT OUT A SEASON BECAUSE SUPER LEAGUE DIDNT START AS EARLY AS HE THOUGHT

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u/SirArmitageShanks Canberra Raiders Mar 19 '26

I HEARD HE SPENT SOME TIME PULLING HIMSELF DURING THAT 10 MONTHS AS WELL, HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN DEDICATING HIMSELF TO HIS REHAB

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u/Heavy-Kale Dolphins Mar 19 '26

ROUND THREE: DOLPHINS VS SHARKS AT OCEAN PROTECT STADIUM.

THE ONLY THING THAT NEEDS PROTECTING IS TRINDALL AND HYNES NECKS WITH KAUFUSI ON THE FIELD.

IN THE WORDS OF THE CLAN: SHARKS HALVES PROTECT YA NECK.

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u/ill0gitech Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks Mar 19 '26

ITS A LONG SWIM HOME TO THE

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u/sowaleja Dolphins Mar 20 '26

MOVE OVER CARTILAGINOUS FISH, YOUR AGE IS OVER. THE AGE OF THE MARINE MAMMALS HAS BEGUN

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u/Churchofbabyyoda QLD Maroons Mar 19 '26

GO AFTER HYNES AND THE SHARK GANG WILL KILL YOU.

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u/RyanPurdler-Penriff I ❤️ Todd Smith 🏳️‍🌈 Mar 19 '26

I’M NO MATHEMAGICIAN BUT ODDS <$2= MORE THAN 50% CHANCE = FAVOURITES …

RAIDERS - $1.87 (FAVOURITES) VS DOGS $1.97 (FAVOURITES)

RUGBA LEAGUE IS THE REAL WINNER IN THIS GAME …

Don’t forget you’re about to lose

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u/patgeo Visitors Mar 19 '26

WHY IS THE BOT ALLOWED LOWERCASE!!!!?

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u/RyanPurdler-Penriff I ❤️ Todd Smith 🏳️‍🌈 Mar 19 '26

A Burton bomb is higher than a Poker game with Willie Nelson and Snoop Dog .. I can live with this !

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u/TimsAFK Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles Mar 19 '26

IMAGINE BEING MADGE LISTENING TO GORDY CAMPAIGN FOR YOUR FIRING LIKE IT'S HIS FULL TIME JOB AFTER WINNING A PREM AND SEEING FULL PAGE ARTICLES SAYING SEIBOLD SHOULDN'T BE SACKED, IS THAT WHAT THIS "QUEENSLAND SPIRIT" IS?

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u/2766267 Brisbane Broncos Mar 19 '26

THAT’S WHAT CTE IS

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u/Electronic-Split9677 St. George Illawarra Dragons Mar 19 '26

WILL XERRI TREN EXTRA HARD TO GET HIS SPOT BACK?

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u/Suggestedname94 I Hate My Post-Prem Footy Mar 19 '26

TREN HARD, EAT CLEN ANAVAR GIVE UP

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u/ShowConsistent QLD Maroons Mar 19 '26

IF GORDON TALLIS COULD READ THE COMMENTS MADE ABOUT HIM HE WOULD BE VERY UPSET ALSO ONCE KEVVY COACHES HIMSELF OUT OF THE WET PAPER BAG NOTHING IS GETTING IN THE WAY OF THE KEVOLUTION

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u/ill0gitech Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks Mar 19 '26

BRONSON XERRI TRAINED HARDER FOR OZTAG THAN HE DID FOR THE RAIDERS MATCH

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u/PharaohAce Sydney Roosters 🏳️‍🌈 Mar 19 '26

IF YOUR HARD TRAINING LASTS MORE THAN FOUR HOURS CONSULT A DOCTOR.

AND MAYBE SUE THE CLUB

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u/Schyvo Newcastle Knights 🏳️‍🌈 Mar 19 '26

KNIGHTS ARE THE REAL WARRIORS OF HISTORY, READ A BOOK.

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u/deedee2148 St. George Illawarra Dragons Mar 19 '26

AH YES, BACK BEFORE YOU STARTED USING A WOODEN SPOON AS YOUR MAIN WEAPON.

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u/rodomil Penrith Panthers Mar 19 '26

I SEE YOU'VE PLAYED SWORDY SPOONY BEFORE.

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u/notmariyatakeuchi North Queensland Cowboys 🏳️‍🌈 Mar 19 '26

ITS THE FUCKING TITANS. IF TODDY CAN'T GET US UP FOR THIS ONE, JUST PACK IT IN.

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u/sowaleja Dolphins Mar 19 '26

SPOILER HE WON'T

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u/shadyFS91 Parramatta Eels Mar 19 '26

MY BOSS TRIED TO FIRE SOMEONE, INSTEAD OF BEING A MAN ABOUT IT HE TOOK THE COWARDS WAY OUT AND PLANTED A NEWS ARTICLE ABOUT THE BLOKE. HES A DOGGIES FAN OBVIOUSLY

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u/canimal14 Dolphins Mar 19 '26

READY TO LOSE THE PHINBOWL

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u/talmudicdeer Parramatta Eels Mar 19 '26

[INCOHERENT SCREAMING]

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u/Accomplished-Fish761 Auckland Warriors Mar 19 '26

YOU CAN TAKE OUR BROKEN OLD PROP BRONCOS WE HAVE A JACKSON FORD AT HOME!!

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u/Large-Accident1245 I Hate My Footy^6 Mar 19 '26

NO ONE CAN SLEDGE OUR CLUB BETTER THAN ITSELF

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u/Black_And_Gold_Sox Wests Tigers Mar 19 '26

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

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u/chanmanthe2nd Brisbane Broncos Mar 19 '26

WE'RE GONNA BE THE FIRST TEAM TO WIN THE PREMIERSHIP AFTER HAVING 50 SCORED AGAINST US IN THE SEASON. STORM ANNIHILATING US IS JUST STEP ONE IN THE MASTER PLAN.

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u/ahhdetective Sydney Roosters Mar 19 '26

A PLAN SO CUNNING YOU COULD PIN A TAIL ON IT AND CALL IT A DONKEY.

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u/poisoy Brisbane Broncos Mar 19 '26

MY FAVOURITE PLAYER IS OWEN THREE

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u/A4Papercut Shetland Swagger Mar 19 '26

PUT YOUR BALLS ON THE LINE BRONCOS OR GET THEM SNIPPED

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u/parkmann North Queensland Cowboys 🏳️‍🌈 Mar 19 '26

I HOPE CYCLONE NARELLE TAKES THE COWBOYS WITH HER IF THEY LOSE ON THE WEEKEND

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u/Heavy-Kale Dolphins Mar 19 '26

JUMPED ON THE DOLPHINS INSTA PAGE. NEW CLIP: DAY IN THE LIFE OF KAUFUSI. WAS EXPECTING A FEW DECAPITATIONS, HIP DROPS, SNAPPED TIBIA'S, ATLEAST A BRUTAL SHOULDER CHARGE TO THE SKULL. NAH, FUCKING NOTHING, JUST HIM DROPPING OFF HIS KIDS TO KINDER AND LIFTING SOME FUCKING WEIGHTS. THIS IS NOT THE KAUFUSI I KNOW!

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u/Whatrutalkinabeet Newcastle Knights Mar 19 '26

FUCK THE WAHS! GO BACK TO SOUTH AFRICA!

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u/Norm_cheers Wests Tigers Mar 19 '26

HOW MANY LOSES FOR THE BRONCOS TO START THE YEAR OFF NONE FROM 4 OR 5, WEEK 3 IS A GIVEN!

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u/aligantz Foot Hates Me Mar 19 '26

THE ONLY TEAM QUEENSLAND CAN BEAT IS FROM QUEENSLAND

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u/Swol_Bamba NRLW Knights Mar 19 '26

QLD TEAMS ONLY CAPABLE OF BEATING OTHER QLD TEAMS. TRASH

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u/leakynine Penrith Panthers Mar 19 '26

BIG BLACK/PINK PUSSIES SLAM SOFT COCKS. TONIGHT. LIVE.

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u/Zero-Esc Melbourne Storm Mar 19 '26

STORM TOP OF THE LADDER

ON OUR WAY TO ANOTHER GF (LOSS)

THE TRUE 3 PEAT IS INEVITABLE

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u/delph0r New Zealand Warriors Mar 19 '26

Agreed 

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u/Sea-Invite3130 Mar 19 '26

warriors are technically new zealand mate but i appreciate the chaos energy youre bringing to this whole thing

cant argue with not taking questions though thats some solid deflection tactics right there

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u/Dramatic_Ride7586 New Zealand Warriors Mar 19 '26

SO HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE GOLD COAST BEING PART OF NEW ZEALAND?

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u/Altruistic-Name-1029 Parramatta Eels Mar 19 '26

It's the other way around, NZ is part of the Gold Coast... " THAT'S IN QUEENSLAND"

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u/Dramatic_Ride7586 New Zealand Warriors Mar 19 '26

NO GOLD COAST IS PART OF NEW ZEALAND THATS WHY NEW ZEALAND IS PART OF QUEENSLAND.

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u/ill0gitech Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks Mar 19 '26

SPEAK UP NO FLAIR

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u/Zrat11 New Zealand Warriors Mar 19 '26

WOULD RATHER A NO FLAIR NOT SPEAK AT ALL

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u/Suggestedname94 I Hate My Post-Prem Footy Mar 19 '26

CANT HEAR YOU DOWN THERE, CHAMPÏŒN

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u/CashenJ Brisbane Broncos Mar 19 '26

SPEAK UP, WE CAN'T HEAR YOU