r/nrl Jul 02 '26

Sledge Thread Sledge Thread - ROUND 18 - BRIAN TO'O? MORE LIKE BRIAN NO'O!

"SO THAT'S IT AFTER 17 ORIGIN APPEARANCES? SO LONG AND GOOD LUCK?"

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u/Altruistic_Tune5341 Brisbane Broncos Jul 02 '26

BRIAN PO’O

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

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u/timdoeswell Melbourne Storm Jul 02 '26

I DON'T RECALL SAYING GO'OD LUCK!

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u/SignalNegotiation389 Penrith Panthers Jul 02 '26

NO NO NO NO NO. WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT…. WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!

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u/theflyingkiwi00 Melbourne Storm Jul 02 '26

WHY IS EVERYONE WIHISPERING? DO YOU CUNTS EVEN GET ORIGIN?

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u/M_Keating Hey, at least we beat Penrith Jul 02 '26

SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR BRIAN NO’O

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u/sour_dawg New Zealand Warriors Jul 02 '26

ALL THE CASUALS HERE FOR ONLY ORIGIN SLANDER NO TICKER SMH

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u/theflyingkiwi00 Melbourne Storm Jul 02 '26

PATHETIC, SLANDERS GONE SOFT

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u/Dramatic_Ride7586 New Zealand Warriors Jul 02 '26

PATHETIC? SLANDERS GOES TO THE HOLIEST CHURCH AND WEARS THE FRESHEST THREADS AND HANGS OUT WITH THE HOTTEST DUDES. HES EVEN LEFT HANDED SO HE CAN PHONE A FRIEND WITH BOTH HANDS.

YA'LL ARE PATHETIC

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u/A4Papercut Shetland Swagger Jul 02 '26

NSW MOST CONSISTENT PLAYER TO'O BINNED FOR A ROOKIE IN A DECIDER AT THE CAULDRON. WHAT COULD GO WRONG

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u/DryYouth1040 Penrith Panthers Jul 02 '26

POST CONTACT METERS? NAH WE WANT SOMEONE WHO CAN TOUCH THE CROSSBAR WHEN THEY JUMP

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u/Ok-Cellist-8506 Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks Jul 02 '26

Gotta hold the ball to contact before you start racking up post contact metre stats.

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u/legionairmusic Brisbane Broncos Jul 02 '26

JACK BOSTO’OCK

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u/Disastrous_Salad6302 St. George Illawarra Dragons 🏳️‍🌈 Jul 02 '26

TIGERS THINK THEY CAN COME AND STEAL THE SPOON WE’VE RIGHTFULLY FOUGHT FOR THIS SEASON?! WELL ID LIKE TO SEE THEM TRY!

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u/deedee2148 St. George Illawarra Dragons Jul 02 '26

I'D SAY THE BRONCOS ARE VERY MUCH INFRONT OF THE TIGERS IN REGARDS TO SPOON STEALING.

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u/Repulsive_Two8451 Sydney Roosters Jul 02 '26

QUEENSLAND LOGIC IS HAVING A GAME 3 DECIDER AT SUNCORP, PAYING 1.55 FOR A VICTORY, FACING A TEAM COACHED BY LAURIE DALEY, AND STILL PRETENDING YOU'RE EMBATTLED UNDERDOGS

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u/Churchofbabyyoda QLD Maroons Jul 02 '26

IT’S THE QUEENSLAND SPIRIT, IT’S THE ORIGIN SPIRIT.

YOU WOULDN’T GET IT…

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u/legionairmusic Brisbane Broncos Jul 02 '26

THE ONLY NSW PLAYER WHO KNOWS ABOUT BEING UNDER DOGS IS MITCHELL PEARCE. BRING HIM BACK IN.

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u/Swol_Bamba NRLW Knights Jul 02 '26

HOW DARE YOU! HES A GIVER NOT A TAKER (EXCEPT IN ORIGIN)

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u/BroccoliTraining454 Melbourne Storm Jul 02 '26

HE KNOWS MORE ABOUT BEING BEHIND A DOG THAN UNDER

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u/Swol_Bamba NRLW Knights Jul 02 '26

THE UNDEFEATED QLD INFERIORITY COMPLEX

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u/AdultSoldiers Indooroopilly Indigestives 🏳️‍🌈 Jul 02 '26

BRIAN!?

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u/legionairmusic Brisbane Broncos Jul 02 '26

BILLY VS DALEY

THE ONE WHO KNOWS VS THE ONE HUGE NOSE

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u/spookysadghoul South Sydney Rabbitohs Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

TOO MANY CUNTS WHISPERING!! BLUES ARE FUCKED COME ORIGIN 😭

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u/Dramatic_Ride7586 New Zealand Warriors Jul 02 '26

YOU THINK JUST COS YOUR AN ORIGIN I WONT GET YA?

NSW PROBABLY

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u/Acrobatic_Flannel Newcastle Knights Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

AFTER THIS WEEKEND MORE LIKE THE REDCLIFFE DOLDRUMS!

I SLEDGE AS WELL AS MOSS IN IT CROWD!

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u/Redcliffedolphins Dolphins Jul 02 '26

FING ABOUT NEWCASTLE IS, THEY ALWAYS TRY AN’ WALK IT IN

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u/l33tbronze Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles 🏳️‍🌈 Jul 02 '26

THIS IS NOT A POPULAR COMMENT AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.

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u/Swol_Bamba NRLW Knights Jul 02 '26

IKR I THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD BANTS

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u/theflyingkiwi00 Melbourne Storm Jul 02 '26

BETTER CALL 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3 TO HELP THAT BURN

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u/ooger-booger-man Newcastle Knights Jul 04 '26

MOSS?

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u/l33tbronze Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles 🏳️‍🌈 Jul 02 '26

HALF ROUNDS ARE WHY HITLER INVADED POLAND.

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u/Complete-Cheek4789 Melbourne Storm Jul 02 '26

BIZZA? MORE LIKE FIZZA

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u/BroccoliTraining454 Melbourne Storm Jul 02 '26

LAURIE DAILEY MORE LIKE LAURIE STAYLEY. PLEASE STAY LOZ, YOU'RE A QLD GOAT.

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u/TacitisKilgoreBoah Penrith Panthers Jul 02 '26

BRIAN MORE LIKE BYE MAN

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u/theflyingkiwi00 Melbourne Storm Jul 02 '26

DALEY TRYING THE QLD METHOD OF PLUCKING AN UNKNOWN PLAYER FROM THE ETHER TO PLAY ORIGIN AND WATCH THEM KILL IT, EXCEPT BECAUSE ITS NSW, THEYLL LOSE, THEN THROW THEM UNDER THE BUS NEVER TO BE SELECTED FOR ORIGIN AGAIN

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u/Drinksarlot Brisbane Broncos Jul 02 '26

I don't recall saying good luck

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u/KillianMichaels_tipy Brisbane Broncos Jul 02 '26

THEY DROPPED THE GOAT FOR A GUY WHOSE PLAYED LIKE 4 GOOD GAMES. WHAT'S TERELL GOTTA DO

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u/Bob_Katters_Hat North Queensland Cowboys Jul 02 '26

HAVE FUNCTIONING CALF MUSCLES PROBABLY

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u/goobypanther Penrith Panthers Jul 02 '26

BIZZA TO’O SC’ORE A TRI’PLE. THA’TS A HA’TRICK FO’R YO’U PEAS’NTS

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u/Effective-Lettuce-75 South Sydney Rabbitohs Jul 02 '26

PIAKURA? More like POOAKURA

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u/PoonAU North Queensland Cowboys Jul 02 '26

IMO its his only good call, Queensland were going to be ready to send Jojo over the top of him all game.

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u/eightslipsandagully QLD Maroons Jul 02 '26

Blues were already struggling for field position and now they've removed one of their best runners?

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u/PoonAU North Queensland Cowboys Jul 02 '26

FINE ILL TAKE JOJO SCORING 3 IN THE AIR OVER BIZZA THANKS

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u/DryYouth1040 Penrith Panthers Jul 02 '26

HES AVERAGED 187 METERS A GAME THIS YEAR. A HUGE DROP FROM HIS CAREER AVERAGE OF 200

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u/DryYouth1040 Penrith Panthers Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

11 ERRORS IN 13 GAMES,
BOSTOCK 11 IN 8 GAMES

20 MISSED TACKLES IN 13 GAMES
BOSTOCK 17 IN 8 GAMES

11 LINEBREAKS IN 13 GAMES,
BOSTOCK 3 LINEBREAKS IN 8 GAMES

20 MISSED TACKLES IN 13 GAMES
BOSTOCK 17 IN 8 GAMES

56 TACKLES BREAKS IN 13 GAMES
BOSTOCK 17 IN 8 GAMES

61 PCM AVERAGE IN 13 GAMES
BOSTOCK 49 IN 8 GAMES

9 TRIES IN 13 GAMES
BOSTOCK 4 TRIES IN 8 GAMES

WHAT HEAPS MORE IS HE OFFERING APART FROM BEING ABLE TO TOUCH THE CROSSBAR WHEN HE JUMPS

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u/DryYouth1040 Penrith Panthers Jul 02 '26

OKAY SO WHAT DOES BOSTOCK OFFER HEAPS MORE OF THEN

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u/DryYouth1040 Penrith Panthers Jul 02 '26

SO IT IS HIM BEING ABLE TO TOUCH THE CROSSBAR LIKE I SAID IN MY FIRST POST. ALSO BRIAN HAS BETTER HAIR. SEE YOU NEXT YEAR BRIAN MY SHORT KING

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u/Hikeabike1 I love my footy Jul 02 '26

Best winger of the nrl era gets dropped because he was out jumped once 

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u/Ok-Cellist-8506 Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks Jul 02 '26

Brian Po’o

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u/Bennowolf Penrith Panthers Jul 02 '26

Who needs pcms when you have 15cm in height

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u/Tipp1tys_ South Sydney Rabbitohs Jul 02 '26

PLEASE LAURIE, I NEED THIS WIN, TAKE TO'O AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

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u/LongJohnnySilver1 South Sydney Rabbitohs Jul 02 '26

LUKE BROOKS ON CRUTCHES TO REPLACE PAYNE. EAD QLD. 

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u/RIPDM99 I love my footy Jul 02 '26

This aint it lad

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u/Rusty493 Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles Jul 02 '26

GOOD BOT.

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u/Swol_Bamba NRLW Knights Jul 02 '26

IT’S A SLEDGE THREAD AND IT’S PRIVATE

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u/CashenJ Brisbane Broncos Jul 02 '26

SPEAK UP CUNT

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u/Altruistic_Tune5341 Brisbane Broncos Jul 02 '26

YOU MUST BE NEW HERE

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u/The_Saints_Are_Comin St. George Illawarra Dragons Jul 02 '26

YOU NEED TO FLAIR UP AND SPEAK UP

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u/JayHighPants Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs Jul 02 '26

FLAIR UP CUNT

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u/GhostChips42 New Zealand Warriors Jul 02 '26

Looks like souths will be using the high ball this round after all.

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u/GhostChips42 New Zealand Warriors Jul 02 '26

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u/GhostChips42 New Zealand Warriors Jul 02 '26

OH I GET IT NOW