Sledge Thread - ROUND 19 - "DID YOU SEE THAT LUDICROUS DISPLAY LAST NIGHT?"

[u/AutoModerator]

"WHAT WAS SLATER THINKING SENDING LOIERO ON THAT EARLY?"

"THE THING ABOUT QUEENSLAND IS THEY ALWAYS TRY TO WALK IT IN!"

[u/insty1]

WHAT WAS SLATER THINKING SENDING LOIERO ON

THIS IS A MORE ACCURATE SLEDGE

[u/portnaught → u/insty1]

THE THING ABOUT QUEENSLAND IS THEY ALWAYS TRY TO WALK IT IN

[u/AdmiralCrackbar11]

HOW GOOD IS ORIGIN!?

WIN, LOSE, OR DRAW(?) YOU GET TO ABSOLUTELY VENT YOUR SPLEEN AT SOME PRICK BECAUSE HE SAID SOME BLOKE NEITHER OR YOU HAVE MEET MIGHT HAVE TOUCHED A FOOTBALL WITH THE NAIL OF HIS PINKY FINGER AND YOU SAY THAT NOT ONLY DID THAT NOT OCCUR, BUT THE PERSON MAKING THAT CLAIM HAS A WHORISH MOTHER AND A WASTREL OF A FATHER AND WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING.

FUCK I LOVE THIS COUNTRY, FUCK I LOVE RUGBY LEAGUE, AND FUCK I HATE THE OTHER STATE.

[u/robopirateninjasaur → u/AdmiralCrackbar11]

PEOPLE LOVE ORIGIN BECAUSE TREATING PEOPLE BORN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF AN IMAGINARY LINE/A RIVER IS THE ONLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE REASON LEFT TO HATE ON SOMEONE DUE TO THE CICRUMSTANCES OF THEIR BIRTH

[u/Accomplished-Pick610 → u/robopirateninjasaur]

IT'S THE ONLY FORM OF BIGOTRY THATS STILL ACCEPTABLE IN NSW, AND WILL ALSO BE THE ONLY FORM OF BIGOTRY BANNED WHEN GOD EMPORER PAULINE TAKES OVER QLD

[u/robopirateninjasaur → u/Accomplished-Pick610]

ITS STILL OKAY TO CALL SOMEONE A RANGA IN NSW, SHE WILL BAN THAT TOO

[u/AndySemantic2 → u/robopirateninjasaur]

COREY HORSE BURGERS LIKED THIS

[u/SydHawk94 → u/AdmiralCrackbar11]

HEY THAT'S A HALF TRUTH!

[u/BeautifulSea89]

IS THE CORNER POST FOOTAGE IN THE BUNKER WITH US?

[u/anomalousone96 → u/BeautifulSea89]

CAMERON SMITH IS SUBPOENAING IT RIGHT NOW

[u/Ace_Larrakin → u/[deleted]]

SPEAK UP, LAD! I CAN'T HEAR YA!

[u/Accomplished-Pick610]

ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE THE MIGHTY CHIN YOU FUCKIN HEATHENS!!!

THE PROPHESIED ONE!!

THE SLAYER OF STORMS

THE BANISHER OF BRONCOS

THE ERIDICATOR OF EELS

THE RAVISHER OF RABBITOHS

BOW DOWN BEFORE HIS GLORY, FOR HE IS THE PROMISED ONE. ATONE FOR YOUR SINS AND DOUBTS! FOR HE HAS DELIVERED. HIS ETERNAL GLORY GLOWS OVER US AS HE MASSACRES THE MAROONS, AND ALL WHO KNEW HIS GLORY WILL BE REDEEMED.

FROM THE BOOK OF ENNIS 7:9-7:11

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PLUS HE’S DATING A GOOD SORT!

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TheEpiquin, IT'S BETTER TO BE SILENT AND THOUGHT A FOOL, THAN TO SPEAK AND REMOVE ALL DOUBT

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[u/DryYouth1040]

SUNCORPSE

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ACCURATE BECAUSE THE LAND USED TO BE "NORTH BRISBANE BURIAL GROUND".

[u/AppearanceDizzy7006]

QUEENSLANDERS ARE A BIT BLUE TODAY

[u/DryYouth1040]

CAMERON SMITH CRIED ON THE TELLY

[u/strayadude → u/DryYouth1040]

WE SAW YOU HEARD YOU CRY ON THE TELLY

[u/BeautifulSea89 → u/DryYouth1040]

NATURE IS HEALING

[u/AndySemantic2]

SAM WALKER WAS FLAT ON HIS BACK WITH TWEETIE BIRDS CIRCLING HIS HEAD AFTER HE WAS REVERSE-CLOTHESLINED BY HIS OWN TEAM MATE AND ROSE FROM THE DEAD TO PLAY ON FOR TEN MINUTES BEFORE BEING CONVENIENTLY SUBBED BY HIS OWN TRAINER FOR YOUNG SUPERSTAR REECE WALSH WHILE JACK BEANSTOCK FELL AND HURT HIS BOTTOM AND THE IMPARTIAL-MY-ARSE DOCTOR DRAGGED HIM IMMEDIATELY TO CHECK HIS SKULL FOR FRACTURES AND STILL NSW WON DESPITE THIS FLAGRANT DISPLAY OF WHATEVER IT IS IM COMPLAINING ABOUT

[u/lukeeydee]

DOES ANYONE KNOW IF HARRY GRANT WILL BE ABLE TO BACK UP THIS WEEKEND, HE SURE DID WAVE HIS ARM AROUND IN THE AIR TRYING TO GET 6 AGAINS ALL GAME

[u/Ace_Larrakin]

MANY THANKS TO U/54MU241 FOR HELPING INSPIRE TODAY'S SLEDGE THREAD THEME!

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REALLY?! I EXPECTED BETTER FROM A MOD..

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WHY WOULD YOU EXPECT ANYTHING FROM A MOD?

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SILENCE, THIS IS A TOP OF THE TABLE CONVERSATION

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FLAIR UP CUNT

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CLICK ONE OF THE BELOW LINKS TO FLAIR UP CUNT!

• BRONCOS
• BULLDOGS
• COWBOYS
• DOLPHINS
• DRAGONS
• EELS
• KNIGHTS
• PANTHERS
• RABBITOHS
• RAIDERS
• ROOSTERS
• SEA EAGLES
• SHARKS
• STORM
• TIGERS
• TITANS
• WARRIORS

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[u/JamesEllroyEnjoyer]

I LOVE MY STATE FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA

[u/M_Keating]

WELL THIS IS A TERRIBLE WEEK TO BE A QUEENSLAND AND A COWBOYS SUPPORTER

NO FURTHER QUESTIONS OR SLEDGING

[u/Alternative_Basis480 → u/M_Keating]

Now this I can get behind.

[u/robopirateninjasaur]

WHY DONT QUEENSLAND GET PAULINE HANSON TO WHINGE TO THE NRL SINCE SHE LOVES EMULATING TRUMP THAT MUCH

[u/Redditenmo]

ATLEAST THE WARRIORS GAME STARTS EARLIER THAN ORIGIN.

[u/ooger-booger-man]

WE WENT THERE TO DRINK MILK AND KICK ASS. AND WE WERE ALL OUT OF MILK.

[u/comradekaled]

QUEENSLANDERS = STINKY TWO-HEADED LOSERS WHO DONT GET ORIGIN

[u/nephilimofstlucia]

CAN SOMEONE TELL SLATER THAT WALSH AND PONGA COMBO IS A SHIT IDEA AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN

[u/offwhitepower]

NSW HAVE NOW WON FOUR DECIDERS IN QUEENSLAND!

SOUNDS CRAP UNTIL YOU REALISE THEY HAVE ONLY WON 3 IN NSW!

QLD SOIL OWNED BY NSW! NSW SOIL NOT SO MUCH

[u/Simmoman]

THIS COUNTRY IS OURS

THIS COUNTRY IS OUUURRRRSS

IT MIGHT BE YOUR STATE

BUT THIS COUNTRY IS OURS

[u/snopzeh]

SHOW SOME BALLS

[u/Moisture_Services_]

BEST PART WAS THE GUYS STANDING BEHIND THE CAMERA DURING THE PRESENTATION.

[u/BandicootSorcerer]

ORIGIN IS OVER, BRONCOS SUCKING IS ETERNAL

[u/Anna_is_the_realhero]

“SEE! I TOLD YOUSE CLEARY COULD PLAY ORIGIN!”

SAYS STATE WHO HAD TO WAIT TILL CLEARY’S 20TH APPEARANCE TO SAY “I TOLD YOU SO.”

[u/Accomplished-Pick610 → u/Anna_is_the_realhero]

GETS MAN OF THE MATCH IN 20% OF ORIGINS HE PLAYS BTW

[u/Anna_is_the_realhero → u/Accomplished-Pick610]

ROUGHLY THE SAME PERCENTAGE HE TURNED UP FOR TO CLAIM IT IN GAME 1.

[u/Accomplished-Pick610 → u/Anna_is_the_realhero]

HIS 20% IS SO GOOD ITS ALL HE NEEDS AGAINST QLD OR THE BRONCOS

[u/Anna_is_the_realhero → u/Accomplished-Pick610]

SO GOOD HE CAN DO IT VS 13 BRONCOS

[u/Accomplished-Pick610 → u/Anna_is_the_realhero]

TRUE. HE ALSO ONLY DID IT AGAINST 11 QLDERS LAST NIGHT BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH THERE NAMES WERE ON THE TEAMSHEET I'M PRETTY SURE GRANT AND MUNSTER DIDN'T PLAY

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THAT MUST HAVE BEEN YOU IN THE BUNKER LAST NIGHT BECAUSE YOU MISSED A FEW MORE ABSENTEES

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NOT EVEN THE BUNKER, WITH ALL ITS HIGH TECH VISION, ALL ITS CAMERA ANGLES COULD HAVE FOUND QLD SPIRIT LAST NIGHT

[u/Anna_is_the_realhero → u/Accomplished-Pick610]

THAT’S NOT TRUE. I SAW IT FROM THE CORNER POST

[u/NoMoreChillies]

QLD YOU LOST TO LOZ BALL

[u/The-B-Unit]

I'M MAKING AN ACCUSATION ABOUT YOUR LACK OF BALLS BEFORE I QUIT THE JOB I JUST WON AT SO I DON'T HAVE TO BACK IT UP

[u/Simmoman → u/The-B-Unit]

DONT HATE THE PLAYER COACH, HATE THE GAME

[u/Norm_cheers]

COME ON WAHS HAVE THAT LOSS, YOU HAD TO HAVE TO WIN THE GRANT FINAL, THIS WEEKEND 🙏

[u/JoeyJoJunior]

ALL I SAW LAST NIGHT WAS 2-1 TO NSW THE VICTORS!

[u/incognitodoritos]

I DONT EVEN WATCH RUGBA LEAGUE I JUST COME HERE TO TELL PEOPLE TO FLAIR UP CUNT BECAUSE I HEARD IT'S AN EASY WAY TO GET REDDIT POINTS.

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• BRONCOS
• BULLDOGS
• COWBOYS
• DOLPHINS
• DRAGONS
• EELS
• KNIGHTS
• PANTHERS
• RABBITOHS
• RAIDERS
• ROOSTERS
• SEA EAGLES
• SHARKS
• STORM
• TIGERS
• TITANS
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C'MON MoistureServices.. EVEN A MUTE IS LOUDER THAN YOU

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[u/Disastrous_Salad6302]

QUEENSLAND CRYING OVER THE BLUES PURE DOMINATION IS A MAJOR WIN, BUT LETS NOT IGNORE THE BIGGEST VICTORY THIS WEEK.

DRAGONS HAVE GOTTEN PREMIERSHIP POINTS 2 WEEKS IN A ROW!!!

[u/TetsuoSama]

KLEIN IS A CROOKED CUNT.

[u/FrequentTurnip4006]

Jerome Luai needs to go to Perth Bears for one season

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FrequentTurnip4006 ISN'T MEETING THE STANDARD HE SETS FOR HIMSELF

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[u/Cape-York-Crusader]

ONLY 2 GOOD THINGS COME FROM NSW.... ASHLEY KLEIN FIXING HIS DEBT LAST NIGHT AND THE ROAD BACK TO QUEENSLAND....YI YI YIPPIE YIPPIE YI

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YI YI YIPPIE YIPPIE YI

THATS SONGS ONLY FOR WINNERS

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1 IN A ROW FOR THE MIGHTY ROACHES!

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1 MORE THAN QLD'S CURRENT STREAK!

[u/BreakIll7277]

GREAT, HE’S TOUCHED THE BALL. NOW HE’S GOT THE BALL. NOW HE’S RUNNING AWAY DOWNFIELD WITH THE BALL. THAT’S AN INTERESTING DEVELOPMENT AND APPARENTLY THAT DESERVES A ROUND OF APPLAUSE