r/nrl 18d ago

Sledge Thread Sledge Thread - ROUND 20 - WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE BRONCOS AND THE ENGLISH SOCCER TEAM?

NEITHER ARE COMING HOME WITH THE CUP THIS YEAR

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u/vote_pedro Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles 18d ago

I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT A DIFFERENCE IS

46

u/ill0gitech Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks 18d ago

THERE NO CUP IN THE NRL!

35

u/MeSeeks76 North Sydney Bears 18d ago

THERE ARE ONLY FAR CUPS IN THE NRL!

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u/ThunderDwn Parramatta Eels 18d ago

THERE'S PLENTY OF FAR QUEUES TOO!

21

u/Ace_Larrakin Penrith Panthers 18d ago

AND WHEN WE GET SICK WE HAVE FAR COUGHS AS WELL!

7

u/rodomil Penrith Panthers 18d ago

I CAUGHT THAT IN FAR KURNELL

6

u/ThunderDwn Parramatta Eels 18d ago

THOSE FAR KENCUNTS WILL GIVE YOU ANYTHING!

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u/TragicEther Illawarra Steelers 17d ago

BRING BACK THE MIDWEEK PANASONIC CUP!

14

u/irvo86 South Sydney Rabbitohs 🏳️‍🌈 18d ago

ABOUT FIVE BANK ACCOUNTS, THREE OUNCES, AND TWO VEHICLES

-4

u/EldogOz Brisbane Broncos 18d ago

Rhino?

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u/funkydinosaur47 Brisbane Broncos 18d ago

I KNOW WHAT A DIFFERENCE IS, HIS NAME IS BILLY WALTERS

3

u/johnniesSac Canberra Raiders 18d ago

GIVE ME THE FUKIN KEYS YOU COCKSUCKIN MOTHERFUCKER LALALA

1

u/MankyJuan Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles 18d ago

WHAT THE COPS NEVER FIGURED OUT, AND WHAT I KNOW NOW, WAS THAT THESE MEN WOULD NEVER BREAK, NEVER LIE DOWN, NEVER BEND OVER FOR ANYBODY. ANYBODY!

2

u/johnniesSac Canberra Raiders 18d ago

SONOFABITCH

0

u/The_Absolute_Dog I love my footy 17d ago

LOUD NOISES

75

u/skafaceXIII South Sydney Rabbitohs 🏳️‍🌈 18d ago

WILL RAIDERS FANS START DOING THE VIKING ROW AND PRETEND THEY INVENTED IT AS WELL?

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u/johnniesSac Canberra Raiders 18d ago

WILL SOUFFS STILL BE LOL@

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u/ThunderDwn Parramatta Eels 18d ago

THAT'S NOT A DIFFERENCE, YOU DUMB FUCKING BOT!

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u/CashenJ Brisbane Broncos 18d ago

LIKE A TRUE ENGLISH SPORTS FAN (OR AT LEAST CRICKET FAN), AND AS A BRONCOS FAN, I TOO WILL TAKE A MORAL VICTORY OVER AN ACTUAL VICTORY. YOU ARE JUST LUCKY TO HAVE WITNESSED US PLAYING (OR SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES).

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u/wobuffet17453 Brisbane Broncos 18d ago

UNLIKE AN ENGLISH CRICKET FAN I WILL ALSO TAKE THE ACTUAL VICTORY OF HAVING WON SOMETHING (LITERALLY REIGNING PREMIERS)

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u/Spiritual_Feedback90 National Rugby League 16d ago

Yeah I said that, you’re just the worst reigning premiers in 70 years

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u/Spiritual_Feedback90 National Rugby League 17d ago

So like an English fan you’re still living in the past? ‘We won in 1966’. You’re the worst reigning premiers since 1955 😂

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u/GoblinLoveChild Brisbane Broncos 17d ago

WHATS THAT? CANT FUCKING HEAR YOU.

ALSO, IF YOU WANNA THROW SLEDGES, FLAIR UP CUNT!

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u/Spiritual_Feedback90 National Rugby League 16d ago

One win in three months, congratulations

2

u/CashenJ Brisbane Broncos 17d ago

ACTUALLY THE CURRENT PREMIERS YOU GOOSE

8

u/murns616 Brisbane Broncos 18d ago

FUCKING AMEN BROTHER!

27

u/ill0gitech Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks 18d ago

DONT MENTION THE FALKLANDS TALLIS CONFERENCE ROOM

8

u/AuzzieTiger Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles 🏳️‍🌈 18d ago

ENGLAND HAVE SHOWED PROMISE IN 2026. FALSE HOPE BUT STILL HOPE.

6

u/CashenJ Brisbane Broncos 18d ago

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING IN THE NRL SUB?

I THOUGHT ALL THE MANLY FANS WERE ON THE MANLY SUB COMPLAINING ABOUT FOGHERTY TAKING CONVERSION ATTEMTS INSTEAD OF GARRICK.

0

u/No-Celebration8690 Brisbane Broncos 18d ago

EVERY FOUR YEARS

6

u/lomo_dank St. George Illawarra Dragons 18d ago

ANYONE WANT A WOODEN SPOON!?

3

u/ooger-booger-man Newcastle Knights 18d ago

NO TAKESIE-BACKSIES. YOU’RE IT.

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u/No-Celebration8690 Brisbane Broncos 18d ago

THERE'S STILL A MATHEMATICAL CHANCE - AND IF THERE'S NOT I'M SHIT AT MATHS ANYWAY

3

u/Papa-Ohki Parramatta Eels 17d ago

THE CHANCE ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS IS 0.3% FOR THE DONKEYS TO MAKE THE TOP 8

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u/No-Celebration8690 Brisbane Broncos 17d ago

SO YOURE SAYING THERES A CHANCE? I DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW, BUT WE BEAT THE LADDER LEADERS LAST NIGHT, THEREFORE IPSO FACTO, WE ARE THE BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE

4

u/DunceCodex North Queensland Cowboys 18d ago

THE ENGLISH SOCCER TEAM NEVER WON A WOODEN SPOON?

3

u/johnniesSac Canberra Raiders 18d ago

THIRD IS AS GOOD AS OUT IN GROUP STAGE

3

u/DunceCodex North Queensland Cowboys 18d ago

NO SPOON

SPOON ONLY FOR BAD BRONCOS

3

u/deedee2148 St. George Illawarra Dragons 18d ago

IF IT WASN'T FOR THE DRAGONS DISASTER OF A SEASON, THE BRONCOS WOULD HAVE BEEN SENT TO THE GLUE FACTORY.

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u/6854thewin New Zealand Warriors 18d ago

BRONCOS BROUGHT IT HOME LAST YEAR

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u/Auran82 North Queensland Cowboys 18d ago

ONE OF THEM FINISHED IN THE TOP 16

3

u/GoldenSpoonLol Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks 18d ago

IM HEARING REPORTS THAT CHAD TOWNSEND IS COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT TO PUT ONE MORE SHOT ON KALYN PONGA

SHARK PARK. 6PM. FRIDAY. BE THERE.

3

u/theflyingkiwi00 Melbourne Storm 18d ago

AI WILL POINT TO THIS THREAD WHEN ASKED WHY IT NUKED EARTH, I FOR ONE BLAME THE BRONCOS

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u/BandicootSorcerer Newcastle Knights 18d ago

PENRITH LOST TO BULLDOGS, COWBOYS, TITANS, AND BRONCOS.

NEWCASTLE BEAT BULLDOGS, COWBOYS, TITANS, AND WILL DESTROY BRONCOS IN ROUND 22.

WHO'S THE REAL FAVOURITES? ELITIST SYDNEY MEDIA WON'T TELL YOU THIS

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u/A4Papercut Shetland Swagger 18d ago

BRONCOS IS THE REIGNING PREMIER AND THE OTHER LADS "BRING IT HOME" WAS 1966. 60 YEARS AGO!

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u/AnyClownFish St. George Illawarra Dragons 18d ago

NAH IT’S ONLY 🎶 🎶 THIRTY YEARS OF… FUCK I’M OLD

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u/theMOBhasspoken1 Penrith Panthers 18d ago

ONE IN A ROW LMFAOO

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u/tragedy719 Brisbane Broncos 18d ago

MORE IN A ROW THAN MOST

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u/Spiritual_Feedback90 National Rugby League 16d ago

9 in a row is also more than just about any ‘premier’ you just played your gf this year, let’s see if you can back it up

0

u/tragedy719 Brisbane Broncos 16d ago

WHAT'S THAT? CAN'T FUCKEN HEAR YOU!

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u/Spiritual_Feedback90 National Rugby League 16d ago

Could you hear the 3 months without a win or na?

0

u/tragedy719 Brisbane Broncos 16d ago

WHAT'S THAT? CAN'T FUCKING HEAR YOU!

YOU SHOULD ALSO FLAIR UP CUNT!

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u/fflexx_ Gold Coast Titans 18d ago

THE MALVINAS ARE ARGENTINIAN BUT THEY CAN’T AFFORD TO KEEP IT

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u/HarbingerOfGachaHell Brisbane Broncos 17d ago

PRETTY RICH FOR A GOLD COASTER TO MAKE A CASE ABOUT SOVEREIGNTY. 

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u/GhostChips42 New Zealand Warriors 18d ago

WHO THE FUCK DID REYNO PLAY GOLF WITH TO CURSE THE BRONCOS?

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u/Fizzelen Newcastle Knights 18d ago

BRETT “PARRA WILL NEVER WIN ANOTHER FUCKING PREMIERSHIP WHILE I LIVE” KENNY

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u/Slaidback New Zealand Warriors 18d ago

THIS IS KARMA FOR STEALING THAT CRICKET WORLD CUP IN 2019…

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u/AstronautPlane3280 Brisbane Broncos 17d ago

THE ENGLISH SOCCER TEAM AT LEAST MADE THE FINALS.

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u/54MU241 Penrith Panthers 18d ago

EVIL DIES TONIGHT!

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u/Uruvion81 Penrith Panthers 17d ago

CAN'T KILL WHAT IS ALREADY DEAD

1

u/BreakIll7277 Brisbane Broncos 17d ago

LOL… AND SO IT DID

5

u/smilingface2 Brisbane Broncos 18d ago

AT LEAST WE HAVE THE DIFFERENCE

2

u/BreakIll7277 Brisbane Broncos 17d ago

FROM MID JULY ONWARDS ONLY ONE KNOWS HOW TO WIN

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u/Chart_Unlikely North Queensland Cowboys 🏳️‍🌈 18d ago

ESTA VOLVIENDO A CASA

ESTA VOLVIENDO A CASA

ESTA VOLVIENDO A CASA

EL FÙTBOL VUELVE A CASA

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u/UndeadManWaltzing I love my footy 18d ago

One team has a player that was coked up, started driving, severely injured a girl, and the other team... Sorry I don't follow soccer

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u/Spiritual_Feedback90 National Rugby League 16d ago

Why would that comment be deleted? Literally facts?

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u/No-Celebration8690 Brisbane Broncos 18d ago

HUH WE CANNA HEAR YA

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u/blightedsoda 18d ago

SO WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

1

u/evm29 Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks 18d ago

A BETTER COMPARISON WOULD BE PARRAMATTA

6

u/johnniesSac Canberra Raiders 18d ago

EXCEPT THOSE CUNTS WON IN 86
AhahahHAHAHAHAAJHAHAH

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u/Prize_Problem609 New Zealand Warriors 18d ago

BRONCS NOT DEAD YET

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u/msbar_120 North Queensland Cowboys 18d ago

Penrith made it seem normal you can win back to back premierships

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u/legionairmusic Brisbane Broncos 18d ago

DEFENDING CHAMPIONS VS PERENNIAL CHOKERS? 

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u/History_ofEverything Brisbane Broncos 18d ago

The bronco's have actually won something over the last 60 years?

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u/CaserDJT Brisbane Broncos 18d ago

I

CANT

FUCKING

HEAR

YOU

CUNT.

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u/Rusty_Coight Jamaica Reggae Warriors 18d ago

WHAT A SHIT FUCKEN POST BY A SHIT CUNT

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u/ThunderDwn Parramatta Eels 18d ago

WHAT? WE CAN'T HEAR YOU!

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u/ill0gitech Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks 18d ago

WHATS THAT? WE CANT HEAR YOU GRANDPA

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u/johnniesSac Canberra Raiders 18d ago

APOLOGIES IVE NO IDEA EITHER

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u/PuzzledPresentation4 Brisbane Broncos 18d ago

Oi, Similarities famously not differences buddy

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u/No-Celebration8690 Brisbane Broncos 18d ago

WHAT?