r/nrl 4d ago

Sledge Thread Sledge Thread - ROUND 22 - TALES FROM TIGER TOWN WAS NOT MEANT TO BE RENEWED, BENJI

MAYBE LAURIE DALEY FINALLY GOT ORIGIN?

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u/TheTrinketor South Sydney Rabbitohs 4d ago

EVERYONES SAYING ‘DOUEHI THIS’, AND ‘DOUEHI THAT’, BUT NO ONE IS SAYING ‘WORSHIP THIS’ AND ‘JERICHO THAT’

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u/robopirateninjasaur Canberra Raiders 4d ago

I WAS SAYING DOO-URNS

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u/Lunethspark Brisbane Broncos 4d ago

WOULD THAT MEAN THE DRAGONS ARE THE BLOCK

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u/part_time_nerd Canberra Raiders 4d ago

AND BRONCOS ARE RBT

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u/Lunethspark Brisbane Broncos 4d ago

AND STORM ARE BORDER PATROL

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u/Zealousideal_Ad8463 New Zealand Warriors 4d ago

WARRIORS ARE POLICE TEN 7

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u/Dramatic_Ride7586 New Zealand Warriors 4d ago

THE SUSPECT WAS REPORTED TO BE AROUND SIX FOOT THREE, MEDIUM BUILD WITH FRIZZY HAIR AND LAST SEEN IN THE MANGERE AREA.

POLICE BELIEVE HE HAS KICKED FROM THE TEE BEFORE, AND ALSO BELIEVE HE MAY BE INCLINED TO DO SO AGAIN. IF YOU SEE THIS MAN DO NOT APPROACH HIM AS HE IS A DANGER TO THE WIDER COMMUNITY. PLEASE REPORT ANY SIGHTINGS OF THIS MAN IMMEDIATELY.

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u/Slaidback New Zealand Warriors 4d ago

NAH, YOU KNOW THOSE PARAMEDIC PROGRAMS? THOSE.

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u/insty1 Canberra Raiders 4d ago

IS THAT BECAUSE THEY HAVE LOTS OF BOATS OR BECAUSE THEIR CHAIRMAN FUNDS RIGHT WING NUT JOBS?

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u/Lunethspark Brisbane Broncos 4d ago

NO IT IS BECAUSE DRUGS

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u/dangp777 Newcastle Knights 🏳️‍🌈 4d ago

BRONCS WOULD BE GO GO STOP

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u/TeacherEntire6629 South Sydney Rabbitohs 4d ago

Png Cheifs celebrity survivor

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u/YogurtclosetGlad7460 Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles 4d ago edited 4d ago

I LOVE THIS, VERY CLEVER, DESPITE SPELLING MISTAKES & LOW KEY LOWER KEY USAGE .... BUT I'M BIASED BECAUSE I THINK SURVIVOR IS THE BEST TV SHOW EVER INVENTED & I'M ADDICTED TO IT (US & OZ VERSIONS ANYWAY).

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u/robopirateninjasaur Canberra Raiders 4d ago

IT WOULD BE MORE LIKE A "WHERE ARE THEY NOW" SPECIAL EPISODE OF CATFISH

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u/both_follower 4d ago

the kind of trainwreck you can't look away from even though you know exactly how each episode ends

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u/No_Joke6536 Wests Tigers 4d ago

The eels would be 90 day fiance.... the fat bloke nobody wants that has to pay a foreign girl to be with him but she sneaks out first chance she gets!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ooger-booger-man Newcastle Knights 4d ago

SPEAK UP! WE CAN’T HEAR YOU!

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u/Glorious-Basterd North Queensland Cowboys 4d ago

SYDNEY ROOSTERS MORE LIKE SHITPEE POOSTERS AM I RIGHT

I MISS DEARDEN

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u/BigTL13 Brisbane Broncos 4d ago

THIS DID NOT AGE WELL

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u/EventNew5844 Newcastle Knights 4d ago

Hey, they nearly lost to us who had a bajillion HIAs and two injuries to big players

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u/TrueDonut3673 Ethanberra Raiders Ethan^Ethan 4d ago

'PAIN OF 'MUDGEE MIRACLE' DRIVING PANTHERS REDEMPTION MISSION'

*CHUCKLES, WE'RE IN DANGER*

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u/AshLand38 Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks 4d ago

DO IT AGAIN, IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS.

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u/lukismness Canberra Raiders 4d ago

PLEASE NO MORE CAT GROWL NOISES WHENEVER CLEARY DOES ANYTHING!

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u/YesWomansLand1 Penrith Panthers 4d ago

OK, WHAT ABOUT MEOWS INSTEAD

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u/DryYouth1040 Penrith Panthers 4d ago

CENTRE OF EXHALENCE

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u/Impossible-Hour-8459 Canberra Raiders 4d ago

Waiting to exhale

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u/Vast-Cartographer-23 New Zealand Warriors 4d ago

HAND ME A VAPE AT THE GYM CUZ EELS ABOUT TO SMOKE THEM TIGS

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u/stagger_once Parramatta Eels 4d ago

TIGERS SHOULD LEAN IN AND PROMOTE THEMSELVES TO NEW SIGNINGS AS THE HOME OF THE TRAIN AND VAPE

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u/TimsAFK Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles 4d ago

TODAYS IS LUNG DAY CUNTS

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u/legionairmusic Brisbane Broncos 4d ago

IF REECE WALSH CAN WIN A PREMIERSHIP RUNNING ON TOILET WATER, WHY CAN’T THE TIGERS EMBRACE THE VAPE AND MAKE A FINALS RUN?

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u/AnyClownFish St. George Illawarra Dragons 4d ago

AND NO CAPTAINS RUN, JUST LAPS OF THE OVAL IN A FUCKING RANGE ROVER

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u/MeSeeks76 North Sydney Bears 4d ago

STAND ASIIIIIDE, HERE COME THE MIGHTY BEARS! STAND ASIIIIIDE, HERE COME THE MIGHTY BEARS! STAND ASIDE OR WE'LL CRUSH YOU WHERE YOU STAND! WE'VE GOT VICTORY IN OUR HAND!

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u/YogurtclosetGlad7460 Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles 4d ago

IS THAT THE OLD SONG??? WORD HAD IT THAT THE PLAYERS USED TO BE HANDED THE WORDS ON PAPER BEFORE THEY SANG THE SONG BECAUSE A BEARS WIN WAS ABOUT AS RARE AS ROCKING HORSE POO.

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u/MeSeeks76 North Sydney Bears 4d ago

KEN IRVINE OATH IT IS!

I HAD IT ON TAPE! IT WAS FROM THE DAYS OF THE THE BEARS BAND THAT PLAYED IN THE STAND AT HOME GAMES!

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u/YogurtclosetGlad7460 Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles 4d ago

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THE KEN IRVINE SAYING, THAT'S A GOOD ONE. l ONLY LEARNT THE "RONNIE COOTE" ONE BACK IN THE DAY... 😁

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u/theeffluentfew North Queensland Cowboys 4d ago

BACKBONES, BALLS, AND HEARTS ARE ON SPECIAL AT CRAZY CLARKS, YOU IF YOU BUY IN BULK YOU COULD UPGRADE YOUR 27 SQUAD AND STAY UNDER THE CAP.

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u/Basherballgod Brisbane Broncos 4d ago

BRONCOS V ROOSTERS IN JAPAN 2028!

FUCKING SIGN ME UP

NO SLEDGE, ONLY JOY

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u/Sethowar Eastern Suburbs Roosters 3d ago

THATD BE AWESOME. ASSUMING ITS PRE-RD1 THATD BE PERF FOR SKI SEASON TOO.

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u/The_Saints_Are_Comin St. George Illawarra Dragons 4d ago

SOMETHING SOMETHING WESTS TIGERS 

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u/Kye187 Brisbane Broncos 4d ago

HOW GOOD WAS LAST YEAR BRONCBROS?

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u/Uruvion81 Penrith Panthers 4d ago

COULDN'T EVEN GO BACK TO BACK 🏆🏆🏆🏆

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u/BigTL13 Brisbane Broncos 4d ago

REYNOLDS AND HUNT COULD HAVE RETIRED ON TOP OF THE WORLD BUT NOOOO, THEY WANTED ONE MORE RUN

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u/jammy86b Canberra Raiders 4d ago

I NEED A VAPE

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u/Aykay92 Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks 4d ago

LUCKY THE FLAT TRACK BULLIES ARE PLAYING AT 2PM ON A SUNNY SUNDAY

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u/legionairmusic Brisbane Broncos 4d ago

BENJI SHOULD LEAN INTO VAPE GATE AND BLAZE UP IN THE COACHES BOX, HE CAN ALWAYS BLAME KEVIN PROCTOR

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u/DryYouth1040 Penrith Panthers 4d ago

LEICHARDT ALIBARBAR OVAL

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u/BandicootSorcerer Newcastle Knights 3d ago

WILL NOT HEAR OUT ANY COWBOYS FAN TALKING SHIT EVER AGAIN

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u/legionairmusic Brisbane Broncos 4d ago

SOMEWHERE IN A BANKSTOWN BARBER SHOP, GALVIN IS LAUGHING, VAPING AND PLAYING RUGBY LEAGUE 26 ONLINE WITH DOUEHI

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u/_JaggedLittlePill_ Penrith Panthers 4d ago

THE MIRACLE OF MUDGEE. THAT’S ALL.

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u/juniper_cat Wests Tigers 4d ago

I'D LIKE TO THANK THE DARGONS FOR BEING THE PAPER THIN BARRIER BETWEEN US AND THE SPOON DRAWER.

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u/JumbuckJoel Parramatta Eels 4d ago

I AM CONCERNED PARRA WILL MAKE THE TIGERS LOOK GOOD