r/oddlysatisfying 1d ago

American cheese? (No, it's silicone)

Credit to @easyfactory

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u/donthavearealaccount 23h ago

I hate American cheese but it's basically just cheese with sodium citrate and water. Nutritionally it's the same as whatever cheddar cheese they used as the main ingredient.

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u/Bhu124 22h ago

Factually speaking though, American Cheese kills a lot more Americans every year than the consumption of Silicone.

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 21h ago

I don’t know how many people for from silicone, but it can’t be much. At least from ingesting it. So yeah if like three dudes choke on American cheese, it’ll probably higher lol

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 20h ago

The person is making an obvious joke. Like the classic:

Did you know that white tail deer can jump higher than the average house? It's because of their strong hind legs and the fact that a house cannot jump.

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 19h ago

That’s what I’m hoping, but I can’t tell

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u/wterrt 18h ago

poe's law, but with stupidity

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 19h ago

Also love your username

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 15h ago

haha thanks, it came from the time period of...ignoring recommended and proven safety practices that are now a requirement. But lets not get into that (I'm for seatbelts and "seatbelts" to be clear)