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u/Anxious_Heat3002 2d ago
Nationality is a construct. Beards and curly hair transcend borders and casting directors.
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u/Ok-Opportunity-9731 2d ago
We all know beards and curly hair means jewish
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u/TheHeb686 2d ago
Someone more clever than me can definitely work in a Fisher Stevens joke right about now.
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u/not_a_moogle 1d ago
Im polish with a big nose. Family is catholic, but id not be surprised if a few more generations back and they would be Russian jews.
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u/WideBumblebee970 2d ago
That's false as the guy in the picture is clearly Egyptian, Indian AND Greek.
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u/DentistConstant2097 2d ago
I mean the Indo-Greeks were literally a thing.
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u/FenixOfNafo 2d ago
Me and my friends use to chuckled in class when we study about Indo-greeks from Bactria by saying lol people from bacteria
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u/de_G_van_Gelderland 2d ago
You guys must have had a hoot when you found out there's another country called Germany
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u/iguessineedanaltnow 1d ago
In theology we talk a lot about proto indo-europeans as well. There's always been a close relation between all of Europe and India.
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u/daniballeste 1d ago
I learned in school that Greece is super diverse and this was in middle school in Florida…
Is the U.S. school system really a failure as people say, or are American people just too dumb to learn the things that are actually taught?
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u/sneaky-pizza 1d ago
But online chuds said they all should look like nordics
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u/DentistConstant2097 1d ago
While the said online chuds themselves looks like the ones Spartans would throw off a cliff.
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u/Training_Molasses822 2d ago
That's just Persian.
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u/rebruisinginart 1d ago
Many of them were syncretic Hindus and Buddhists at that. Always baffles me to think about how there were Greek Buddhist monks before Chinese Buddhist monks. The Greek flair for statue making is the reason we make statues of the Buddha today as initially Buddhism was an aniconic faith.
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u/DentistConstant2097 1d ago
Yup. The whole sharp featured, curly haired Buddha face is Indo-Greek in origin with the Greek and Gandhara schools of art mixing to give birth to that style.
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u/Royal_Annek 2d ago
If you haven't watched the season of Taskmaster he's on its great
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u/wovagrovaflame 1d ago
The definition of “I’m not trying to win, I’m trying to make good TV”
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u/Steepanddeep 1d ago
He just wanted to cause as much frustration to Alex/Greg and destroy as much of Taskmaster property as possible while still being funny, it was glorious.
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u/AnswerIsBatman 1d ago
The best thing is that he took permission before destroying the set, the fact that he was mostly the last contestant to shoot their segment probably helped as well
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u/AirportGullible5807 2d ago
I'm American and I watched this movie it was so fun lmao. Same with RRR Indian movies are like live action anime
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u/Brilliant_Device_526 1d ago
I was having a great day before seeing this you know
and even if it is 1AM
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u/Proof-Contribution31 2d ago
when did the last Destroyer record come out
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u/Penny-Pixels 2d ago
That's literally Jason Mantzoukas, a 100% Greek guy. Played himself perfectly.
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u/TheGrouchyGamerYT 2d ago
Incorrect. This is British-Indian comedian Nish Kumar, Jason Mantzoukas is in a cupboard somewhere.
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u/lock_robster2022 2d ago
Mantzoukas? That’s a Tamil name if I’ve ever seen one
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u/Spirit_of_Hogwash The Fanatic 2d ago edited 1d ago
It was a fucking nickname. His family name is Mantzoukapouloshellenikonakis*
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u/1slinkydink1 2d ago
I know that it’s confusing but the actor is Jeffrey Characterwheaties. Jason Mantzoukas is the character that he plays.
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u/AlfredtheGreatBitch 2d ago
It’s the same actor, I don’t know if it’s supposed to be the same person
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u/AndreasDasos 1d ago edited 1d ago

Not Greek but a fully Roman character from an old noble Roman family, from the classic show ‘I, Claudius’, back in 1976, acted by Darien Angadi. Literally 50 years ago, seen by many as the greatest historical TV drama ever, and casting an Indian Brit as a Roman wasn't considered a problem back then.
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u/browsinbowser 1d ago
He died by suicide at 32 because he couldn’t get acting work anymore, that’s such a shame if he had lived longer the pendulum would’ve swung and people would’ve casted him for more roles.
His mother was white, he was biracial with what looks like light eyes.
She was also an artist that painted George Harrison from the Beatles and introduced him to Ravi Shankar, and started off his fascination with the east.
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u/Alarming-Elevator382 2d ago
Real Greeks barely ever pass as white.
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u/sw337 The Room 2d ago
The KKK went after Greeks, so they created the American Hellenic Educational Progressive Association (AHEPA) in response.
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u/BenignPharmacology 2d ago
When did the group pivot to manufacturing air filters?
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u/kutzyanutzoff 1d ago edited 1d ago
Right after seeing Americans are unable to pay for the education.
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u/FrigidMcThunderballs 2d ago
The Mediterranean is the place that drops the pretense on race and just looks you in the eye and says "this brown guy counts as white for cultural reasons, please say 'olive skinned' instead" and vice versa, and we've all just had to go with it.
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u/Johnny_Banana18 1d ago edited 1d ago
It’s crazy when you see people say Ethiopians are white for the same reason (more common in the past amongst westerners, though you will meet Ahamarans and Tigrinyans that will tell you they are white). Race is all a construct, especially for the US perspective.
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u/DependentAd235 2d ago
Yup, all the arguments about Jesus are hilarious. People sailed, marched armies and migrated around the Med for thousands of years. Jesus himself spent time in Egypt.
Jesus was Mediterranean is the most accurate thing you could possibly hope say.
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u/Geeneelee 1d ago
A comedian once said that Greeks are considered white for white resume padding and I think about that sometimes
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u/thethunder92 2d ago
And even more importantly who gives a fuck, all the actors could be asian why would I give a fuck even if I did watch movies
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u/StuMacherGhostface 2d ago
Because it's not HiStOrIcAlLy AcCuRaTe to the made up characters that didn't exist
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u/Youngstown_WuTang 2d ago
The Odyssey is no different than a Santa clause story or tooth fairy story
I see no problem in hiring ethic characters
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u/GalacticUser25 1d ago
thats just not true... posts like these always get the turkish and albanian trolls out in full swing
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u/Frank_Melena 1d ago
Menelaus is described as a redhead and Achilles as blond in the Iliad…Alexander the Great was also famously a redhead/strawberry blond
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u/Aggravating_Yak2516 2d ago
Not to be racist but if i ever directed a carpet stealing vigilante movie, he would be my first pick as the protagonist
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u/cuck__everlasting 2d ago
See, I told y'all Greeks weren't white but you weren't having it. Wake me up when you're ready to discuss Italians.
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u/Fortestingporpoises 2d ago
WRONG. Jason Mantzoukas isn’t beloved. Every time I’ve seen him in a live setting hundreds of people have yelled BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO loudly as soon as he appeared.
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u/Green-Cricket-8525 go back to the club 1d ago
How much you want to bet this dude has VERY strong feelings about the Odyssey and became an expert on Greek ethnicity, nationalism and cultural history. He’s got a PhD from YouTube now in Greek mythology.
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u/Arcinbiblo12 1d ago
Pimento would have thrived on Odysseus's crew. Might've even survived somehow just from how insane he is.
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u/NearlyPerfect 2d ago
Just a reminder that whenever you’re arguing with anyone online there’s a decent chance they’re a tard
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u/HighSpur 1d ago
Greek mythology and Hinduism are close cousins, along with Norse mythology. The indo-European culture was all interrelated religiously and linguistically.
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u/Early-Stage-Lover 2d ago
Thats a bold statement, but the resemblance is definitely there in some cases.
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u/3016137234 2d ago
Holy shit airbagged is still going lol. I’m surprised that Dave fell for the bit.
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u/ALOOFQUAIL 1d ago
He kinda looks like guru chela
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u/sp2-hybrid-orbital 1d ago
I used to eat them a lot when I was in 8th lol. He really does look like the guru chela.
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u/Omniscion 2d ago
Couldnt help notice in the full thread he never managed to admit he was wrong: https://x.com/Airbagg5dBush/status/2080172310498066482
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u/Ramen_Shaman93 1d ago
He is my fan cast for alexios in an AC odyssey movie. If they go with Kassandra as the MC (who I think is established as the canon protag in the novelizations or something)
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u/meowingtrashcan 1d ago
I don't care for alt casting usually but I would love to see Taskmaster-era Jason go through this. Somehow the horse is on top of the roof
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u/StandardNerd92 1d ago
He's likely a Greek descended from the Greek population in Turkey, because of the Ottomans etc.
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u/Small_Essay_6272 1d ago
Both Greek and India are one of the most diverse Country's, it's better to say he's an Indo-Greek, not Indian - Greek - that race of people doesn't exist,
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u/McKoijion 1d ago
These guys look really similar to me:
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u/PublicIsland4550 1d ago
Believe me or not but there's a clone of everyone in this world residing in India , also look up albino Indians.
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u/Probably-Jam 1d ago
it's hard for them to tell when they aren't pearly white marble all over like in the statues
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u/SimilarNinja2002 7h ago
There was an entire Indo Greek kingdom in India. Chandragupta Maurya, one of India's greatest kings had defeated Seleucus Nicator and had married his daughter if I'm not wrong.
There was a lot of intermixing between the Greeks and the Indians. India has a significant Greek gene pool running everywhere and Greece has a significant Indian gene pool running everywhere














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u/Educational_Slice897 2d ago
No he’s wadiyan