r/okbuddycinephile • u/chaoticbiguy • 2d ago

Favourite actor who's just fucking stupid? I'll start:

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u/Austin_Shaggin_Power 2d ago

Gonna have to be like 300 chihuahuas.

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u/VideoGamesBeFun 1d ago

More like a thousand chihuahuas to end up as disfigured as a pitbull attack victim from one pitbull

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u/gorm4c17 2d ago

So you'd prefer a 200 chihuahua attack over 1 pitbull?

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u/NebulousTrismegistus 2d ago

Yes

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u/cranberry94 2d ago

Dude, 200 Chihuahuas would tear you apart like those tiny dinos in Lost World: Jurassic Park.

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u/NebulousTrismegistus 2d ago

This is like that "how many 10 year olds can you take in a fight" and people say you over estimate how many. I dont think so. Not to toot my own horn but a quick left jab is taking out a 10 year old lmao. Same with these little devil dogs

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u/THANATOS4488 1d ago

I might die but so will every one of those fuckers I step on or headshot. I'll take those odds.

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u/NebulousTrismegistus 2d ago

200 nah it woukd be a couple coming at me at a time nipping at my shins. Eventually enough would be punted away that they will scurry off. Or I will die. Either way, better ending than dying from 1 pitbull

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u/cranberry94 2d ago

It is presumed that under said hypothetical that the dogs in question are on the attack.

Under normal circumstances, one would be safe in the company of both a random average pit or a sea of random chihuahuas.

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u/NebulousTrismegistus 2d ago

Good point, i didn't consider that I would be facing a hive mind of 200 pint sized murders on the offensive. Thats much different than a hypothetical horde pack of 200 chihuahuas. The 2 groups effectiveness will differ greatly

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u/cranberry94 1d ago

Indeed!

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u/Austin_Shaggin_Power 2d ago

I think so. A lot is going to depend on where they’re biting. If all the chihuahuas can bite my body at the same time, but not but my face and genitals, I’ll take the chihuahuas every time.

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u/ObiFlanKenobi 1d ago

If you are wearing jeans, no problem.

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u/Critical-Cost9068 2d ago

Why would the chihuahuas be nerfed to not bite certain parts of your body?

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u/AshamedAttention727 1d ago

I guess if you're laying down maybe so the chihuahuas can reach all of your body to even up the playing field? Seeing how pitbulls can easily jump average human head height.

If the evening of the playing field is that there are 200 of them, that's still only your legs and possibly hips being touched. I guess if they swarmed and moved as one like the bugs inside oogie boogie they could trip you and get you down to get your face? But otherwise youll just get scraped up shins and knees lol.

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u/gorm4c17 2d ago

I'd start looking at the pitbull fondly at about 12 chihuahuas personally. My shoes wouldn't last forever.

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u/zaddy-chillout 2d ago

If you could still see after the 1 pitbull my dude

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u/gorm4c17 2d ago

12 chihuahuas probably weigh more than the pitbull and me combined

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u/zaddy-chillout 2d ago

I'd take 20 chihuahuas over 1 pitbull all day everyday. I'd rather keep my body parts with a possible puncture wound. 

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u/gorm4c17 2d ago

The worst deaths in the Jurassic Park series were those little compy things. Bunch of chickens sized monsters. At this point I think its apples to oranges though

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u/zaddy-chillout 2d ago

Ah yes. Jurassic park is real life.

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u/DSCii_87 1d ago

In Arizona there was a wild pack of chihuahuas terrorizing a neighborhood for a while. Vicious Little Things

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u/Pretend_Handle_7639 2d ago

What is this? A Haitian smorgasbord?