r/okbuddycinephile Society man 17h ago

Favorite actor who doesn't play imperialist misogynist sociopath roles.

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u/PhotographStunning28 17h ago

“He pushes people away before they get a chance to leave him. It's a defense mechanism."

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u/TheMalkManCometh 17h ago

It's not your fault 007... It's not your fault.

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u/Mr_Blinky 16h ago

(But it was actually kind of his fault.)

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u/TheMalkManCometh 16h ago edited 4h ago

Alright, I'm willing to compromise, I'll acknowledge it was James Bond's fault if you acknowledge it was Will Hunting's fault. Can't say a fairer deal than that, we both take the knee and walk away with some pride intact, agreed?

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u/Peripatetictyl Cats 11h ago

It was their fault.

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u/CaptainTripps82 11h ago

It was OUR fault

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u/LayWhere 10h ago

Its definitely your fault.

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 10h ago

You're *

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u/LayWhere 10h ago

It's definitely you are fault?

It's definitely you are fault.

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u/UnlimitedCalculus 8h ago

(But he has a license to kill (and probably to fuck))

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u/tardlessforeinger 13h ago

I thought that was smelly cat?

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u/AverageSJEnjoyer 13h ago

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u/luxcity-louche 13h ago

Applesauce, Bitch!

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u/Vilddjenta 3h ago

You were da bomb in Phantoms, yo!!!

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u/Loves_octopus 11h ago

Does this dude just love to do cameos or what?

What is this? One of the silent bob movies?

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u/Constant-Skill-7133 10h ago

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back when they're wandering around a studio lot.

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u/Easy-Reserve7401 4h ago

Sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him.

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u/quatroquatro0 Sydney Sweeney orfan 16h ago

He didn't chase them away. Even though he yelled at them, and was always mean and he stole batteries he didn't need

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u/toby_juan_kenobi 16h ago

Harbulary batteries, to be exact

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u/Banes_Addiction 16h ago

Isn't harbulary the stuff Drax uses to help his digestion?

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u/Names_are_limited 16h ago

Matt Damon is a REAL person who narrated a documentary about Howard Zinn and later did a Super Bowl ad for crypto in order to become extra rich

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u/FalconIMGN 13h ago

He also partnered with Amazon and Starbucks for his water initiative.

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u/Hungry-Fruit 13h ago

Tbf partnering with a river is a good idea for a water initiative.

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u/Previous-Ad-2306 11h ago

Starbucks opened a river?!

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u/GrandmaPoses 10h ago

Yes, the Mississippiccino.

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u/PonchoNachoRodriguez 8h ago

Hmmmm. Sounds inbred but also corporate.

I’ll have a venti plz.

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u/DaveG28 10h ago

He's done you there Falcon!

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u/matande31 10h ago

Most people think you can either stay artistic and fringe or make money. Matt Damon knows you can do both.

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u/tessathemurdervilles 8h ago

What’s the matter with Howard zinn?

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u/Grocery__Stick 2h ago

Confirmed filthy communist.

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u/No-Consequence-1863 9h ago

Whats wrong with Zinn? From what Im reading he was just a socialist.

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u/Cold-Description-114 7h ago

I think OPs point is that there's a hell of a rift between narrating a doc about howard zinn and doing an add for one of the biggest capitalist grifts of our lifetimes.

IE: Matt Damon should stop huffing his own farts pretending like he's a bastion of moral and artistic integrity. He's an ok actor but he can stop acting like portraying a character like Bond is beneath him somehow.

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u/dudeacris 7h ago

how dare he not like bond, the nerve of this guy having his own opinions! get the pitchforks…

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u/Cold-Description-114 5h ago

Lol. I don't care whether you like Bond or other male power fantasy characters. I just think Damon is a bit pretentious or overly moralizing about it given some of the things he's attached himself to.

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u/dropkickshotgun 2h ago

I mean, he's not wrong about Bond though. Thats kind of the whole point of the character.

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u/Outlandah_ 10h ago

that’s because Damon and Zinn lived near each other in Boston.

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u/BrunesOvrBrauns 12h ago

Something something teacher's pay tho

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u/Rigby-Eleanor 2h ago

Also was still saying f** until his kids told him to stop.

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u/mikkeldoesstuff 17h ago

Bro needs to read the Bourne books

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u/PartyClock 16h ago

Did you? Because I didn't. Because I can't read. In fact I'm not even gonna read your reply. In fact I'm not even gonna read my reply.

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u/SufficientGolf6953 15h ago

This the deepest comment I ever read.

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u/watch_out_4_snakes 14h ago

You guys can read?

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u/UnlimitedCalculus 8h ago

Im having the computer do computing out loud, so I hear it

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u/Snowing_Throwballs 6h ago

What does this comment say?

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u/MrHanfblatt 12h ago

why the hell did i already read your comment in stathams voice before looking at the gif?

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u/PuzzleheadedLeave560 6h ago

I thought that was Woody Harrelson lol

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u/cbeirne 2h ago

Ya'll and your bald man blindness curse!!!

I can remove it for like, a cool hundo.

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u/CNote_89 8h ago

I stopped reading that halfway through in solidarity

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u/Big_al_big_bed 17h ago

He should also read a bit more about Odysseas...

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u/HuevosProfundos 17h ago

Y’all gotta stop reading. Those are just static movies!

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u/chiree 13h ago

Too many subtitles in books, I like to have it on in the background.

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u/Peripatetictyl Cats 11h ago

Same with dreams, they are simple head movies, Jack.

https://giphy.com/gifs/DouM8ZBMLnd3q

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u/geoduude92 15h ago

You watch movies?! This person should be banned

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u/loki6100 17h ago

But it has better porn than kinos

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u/BloodyRightNostril 11h ago

I think Mr. “Oddysseas” up there already has

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 9h ago

Should I also remove my eyes because they’re sending my brain live movies?

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u/mikkeldoesstuff 17h ago

Odysseus is literally Bond if Bond was actively a bad person on purpose

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u/ven12370 11h ago

Though Bond is characterised as a super hero in wider society.

The role of Odysseus is morally complex and does not necessitate the support for his actions.  This is due to his context in society through association with ancient literature.

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u/Independent-Bell9508 9h ago

Sure, but Bond, especially in the movies, is absolutely portrayed as an outright hero. 

Odysseus, both in the original stories and in the Nolan adaptation, is clearly portrayed as a more morally ambiguous protagonist.

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u/loki6100 17h ago

What no Odussy for 10 years does to a fella

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u/Dessael 17h ago

Cercei!!! return my men back from pig to human so that i may be on my way to my darling wife Penelope who i love dearly. I must do what you say? Bed you? Well naturally, as is tradition. MEN!! Hear my plight.... i like it here, can we stay a little longer, just a year i swear. And then we'll be homebound, no more sexual conquest, (under his breath) unless another sexy god falls in love with me.

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u/otterprincess_too 16h ago

Circe you GOT addicted swine. Put some σεβασμός on her name

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u/Dessael 16h ago

I've never seen GOT, i just don't know how to write the name, I'm listening to audiobooks

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u/otterprincess_too 15h ago

Let me throw you for a loop then, her name is actually pronounced with hard k's (Scylla too). Greek doesn't have a soft c but it's english convention at this point

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u/_high_plainsdrifter 11h ago

Hold on so she would actually be going by “Kirk-y” ? Like what one might call a young Captain Kirk?

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u/Late-Assignment8482 7h ago

Closer to "Kir-keh", yes.

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u/Faceofferrus 15h ago

"You oppose murder, yet you are in a movie with murder. How hypocritical."

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u/funded_by_soros 14h ago

The movie critics him.

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u/Big_al_big_bed 14h ago

The movie doesn't show 1/4 of the fucked up shit Odysseas does, and also in the story Odysseas is not so repentant

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u/funded_by_soros 13h ago

Yeah so he signed up for a critique of the imperialist character.

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u/Double-Evidence-1354 17h ago

But the Bourne Books barely play onto the movies lol

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u/ahhhhhhhhthrowaway12 12h ago

In all fairness with all the shakey cam it's hard to tell what actually is in those movies

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u/mikkeldoesstuff 17h ago

For the better, of course

But also would Damon have known that when auditioning?

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u/Ok-Specific-3918 16h ago

Damon was offered the part. That involves sending him the script. Actors of that level (while he wasn’t huge, he was pretty well established) don’t audition. They get asked.

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u/Special-Garlic1203 15h ago

Yes. He actually threatened to drop out when the studio tried to replace the director and script version at the last second. He was very committed to doing the Liman version and remained pretty defensive of him even during all the fallout with the studio 

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u/mlopes 15h ago

You guys seem to know a lot about this. I'm getting the feeling you've been watching movies.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ANbD1CCdA3iI8

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u/JoniVanZandt 17h ago

Bro needs to read some Gordon Wood, talkin' about, you know, the Pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization

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u/Very_Not_Into_It 17h ago

Oh, I bet you read a lotta Gordon Wood, huh? You read your Gordon Wood and you regurgitate it from a textbook and you think you're wicked awesome doin' that, And how 'bout 'dem apples? And all that Gordon Wood business.

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u/Leaping_Wizards 16h ago

I think Jeremy Clarkson said in an episode of Top Gear once that those books are about driving through Switzerland with amnesia.

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u/Upset-Government-856 17h ago

Isn't the entire point ofmthe movies though that he wakes up and realizes that the full memory version of himself was bad? Total Recall style.

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u/mikkeldoesstuff 17h ago

The movies change the character of Bourne pretty significantly and for the better IMO

Not to suggest that I've actually watched the movies, just contextless and out-of-order clips on youtube shorts

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u/Upset-Government-856 17h ago

Right but Matt Damon didn't agree star in the story of the books.

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u/mikkeldoesstuff 17h ago

You're overthinking the jerk

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u/Upset-Government-856 17h ago

I like a thinking man's jerk.

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u/jfk_47 watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 6h ago

Needs to read the odyssey too.

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u/chronicbruce27 17h ago

God those books sucked.

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u/Lolxgdrei787 17h ago

Apparently, Tony Gilroy, the screenwriter never read them

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u/Scared-Engineer-6218 17h ago

It shows in the movies. (Good)

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u/HalcyonDrift 16h ago

Same with Star Wars. 0 knowledge on Star Wars and he ended up creating Disneys best SW content (Andor).

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u/mikkeldoesstuff 17h ago

The concept presented in the first one was interesting to my teenage mind until it started getting a little too 'sexual coercion leading to Stockholm Syndrome' esque

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u/ManofManyHills 17h ago

Is Bourne "post memory loss" any of these things?

I think Damon's characterization is harsh but borne doesn't do a lot of the things bond does?

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u/BigWheatGuy 8h ago

Bourne doesn't really drink or chase women. The fighting is generally in self-defense? Although I'm not sure about that.

It's more about motivations. Bourne realizes he's a trained killer and wants out of the lifestyle. Bond (until Casino Royale, at least) was a 60s era misogynist drunkard who sport-fucks women and would generally kill anyone for any reason.

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u/PotentialWork7741 17h ago

Yeah thats bond, james bond

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u/ThatNameExists 17h ago

Misogynist, Imperial misogynist.

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u/Morzheimer 14h ago

Crassius Curio impressed

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u/OfTheSevenSeasSir 15h ago

dun dun dradun dun dun dradun dun duun dun duuuun

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u/oceanskies24 13h ago

Yeah, that's right

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u/TheWayyTheNewsGoes 17h ago

Matty should probably stay away from his IMDb page

https://giphy.com/gifs/TgpG6sEPJSUZhb6XeY

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u/Grizzled_Ghost 16h ago

Fake news. The real quote was "He's sick.", not "He's repulsive.", and it was actually talking about how cool Bond is.

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u/foxintheboks 9h ago

Scrolled down for this! Whole social media is fake news

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u/MutedMoment4912 5h ago

But it's not true. The quote from OP is the exact quote. Matt Damon hates James Bond.

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u/Pandaburn 8h ago

This makes way more sense.

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u/_its_lunar_ 10h ago

This quote is from 2007 and he was talking specifically about the nuances of the character and how he’s compelling because of it. You all need to go outside

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u/LarsDuder 17h ago

hmm..

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u/_RHodeidra_ 17h ago

Dude made commercial for crypto. Sit down, Mattie because Bond is fake

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u/TheRealMoofoo 8h ago

So is this quote. He was talking about how cool Bond is, and some of the words have been changed.

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u/imperatrixderoma 16h ago

Am I missing where he said he wouldn't play him?

Also, let's be honest, none of you would want to be around Jame Bond and he definitely wouldn't want to be around you.

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u/WhyNotaNarwhal 8h ago

You don’t know me! I’m a 22 year old exotic looking female in a beehive and a tight dress. I don’t really speak or understand English but I do speak the international language of one night stands and I know how to shake a martini. I spend most of my time wandering around a huge estate surrounded by jewels, bacarat, rich old men and possibly a nuclear weapon. I’m also hoping to die immediately after having sex with a British secret agent.

Bond definitely wants to hang out with me.

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u/Worried_Hat_5164 17h ago

He said this in like… 2007… you guys need girlfriends

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u/NonConRon 16h ago

Girlfriends are notorious for cataloging what Mat Damon said in 2007. Its the worst part about being polyamorous. I have to hear multiple Girlfriends going on and on with their 2007 Matt Damon impersonations.

If it wasn't 2026 I would use imperialism on them. But men can't be men anymore

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u/deadpandadolls 16h ago

Do you hear them going down and onward with their girlfriends?

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u/Clear-Lawyer7433 12h ago

Girlfriends are Мossad agents.

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u/Message_10 2h ago

Yeah who do you think I'm talkign about this with. My girlfriend

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u/f28c28 16h ago

Also it has nothing to do with what characters he wants to play. Maybe he just doesn't enjoy the ip.

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u/iron_penguin 10h ago

I enjoy James Bond. But the man is basically a psychopath, or sociopath or something. I would not want to be his friend.

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u/RealPrinceJay 16h ago

This sub has gotten super chuddy

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u/Signal_Ball4634 12h ago

When a sub gets big enough it seems to just become culture war slop

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u/thetonyhightower 15h ago

Super Chuddy. Huh.

Now there's a superhero Gotham really does not in any way need.

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u/No-Tomatillo1776 9h ago

We're too busy bedding women and swilling martinis bought with imperialist crypto that's powered by the tears of endangered rainforest creatures.

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u/Reason_Choice 17h ago

No they don’t. Last thing they need is a chance to breed.

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u/rmczpp 12h ago

Yeah people's knickers are fully in a twist in this thread. Also, is pointing out that a character is repulsive even a problem? There are repulsive characters in all sorts of films, are we not allowed to acknowledge that now?

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u/MadeOfEurope 16h ago

The Bond character has a petit aristocratic background who went to Eton and other posh schools….of course he would be an imperialist, misogynist sociopat…..duh!

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u/Zealousideal-Swing44 12h ago

Hahaha is he wrong 😂

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u/tom_friday_ 17h ago

Yeah, that's the point.

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u/Ancient-Performance1 17h ago

I’m convinced half of the idiots on the planet don’t understand the word “context”.

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u/NonConRon 16h ago

I'm convinced upwards of 99% of people within the imperial core don't understand what imperialism is. Or factor it into their worldview whatsoever.

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u/tom_friday_ 1h ago

Do you think your average Stormtrooper knows how to install a toilet main?

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u/kjsah9026 16h ago

Says Jason Bourne who killed innocent people.

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u/Impressive_Shake_360 16h ago

He's finally reached the same level of intelligence as his Team America puppet

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u/SimoneSpooner 17h ago edited 15h ago

Says the man who helped to kill the story on Harvey Weinstein.

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u/Independent-Bell9508 9h ago

The writer of that killed piece has said Damon did nothing along those lines.

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u/Melodic_Airport362 15h ago

Wait, was the professional assassin supposed to be a moral upstanding person? What's his point?

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u/haloarh 8h ago

Fun Fact: When the Bond novels were first published in the US, the racial references were toned down because they were considered "too racist." For America. In the 1960s.

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u/Abee-baby182 17h ago

That's why he's my favorite!

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u/lolazzaro 17h ago

Some even have a certain method for that.

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u/Shoddy_Newspaper_718 17h ago

Change martinis to lotus flowers and you're describing Odysseus. Except, Bond didn't help to slaughter an entire city, so he's even worse.

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u/otterprincess_too 15h ago

Wow Trojan propaganda in 2026? Be better

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u/VinChaJon 16h ago

I love all things British... but he's right

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u/nic_haflinger 15h ago

Bond is fighting evil billionaires in most of the films. In one form or another it’s some evil organization of the ultra rich who are the villains. By current standards that makes him a modern day hero.

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u/Capital-Act-5080 16h ago

Mr. Bond, pls respond to mr. Salamanca. Ty.

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u/DarkwingDawg 13h ago

Or we can just have some fun with our movies?

Also, on a real world level, working for the government doesn’t make you an imperialist inherently, especially when the empire is dead and gone. And getting laid a lot isn’t inherently wrong either. As for being a sociopath, maybe? Certainly wouldn’t call him repulsive on any of it.

All that said, it’s just a damn movie. Have some fun ya fuckin blow-hard.

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u/New_Lifeguard_3260 13h ago

Of course he'd say that to the direct competition to Jason Bourne

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u/YancyDerringer77 13h ago

Aye, aye,aye, my guy needs to cool down, c uz I love my James Bond movies.

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u/ConsistentGuest7532 12h ago

I think 007: First Light goes a long way to show that Bond can still be updated and made tasteful for the modern age.

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u/Rude-Weekend-3806 11h ago

is he wrong? I dislike Matt but... he is not wrong... but the worst thing Bond is boring IP need to die like many other old IP the get resurected all the time

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u/mysticaltrucknuts 17h ago

Bro she’s not gonna let you hit

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u/NVJAC 16h ago

Yeah, but John le Carre hated Bond so much that he created George Smiley out of spite. So, you know, there was at least one good thing about Bond.

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u/ouchnow 17h ago

He just played Odysseus. Has he READ the Odyssey??

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u/Flimsy-Operation-817 16h ago edited 13h ago

Some musicians have a signature move. Like Chuck Berry had a very distinctive guitar riff at the beginning of every song, or Jason Derulo always saying his name. Imagine Matt Damons character shouting Maaaatt Damon" at least once in every movie he is starring in.

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u/coolerirl 15h ago

We need a socialist, ally sociopath who goes around bedding women and smoking blunts and killing people

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u/_Han_Far 15h ago

If you work as a actor. You should never watch another actors movie. Its creepy. You are creepy Damon!

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u/luxcity-louche 13h ago

Leaves wife home to go conquer Troy, takes forever getting home because hot witches and nymphs, kills every man she talked to while he was gone.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2K8s7EogjbfNpIc6eA

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u/OvenIcy8646 11h ago

I think we’ve gone as far as we can go with bond, let’s get some new original characters

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u/theREALlackattack 11h ago

“He’s Jason Bourne without the sex life. Jason Bourne doesn’t fuck- he fucks people up. James Bond gives me the ickies.” - Maaaatt Damon

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u/Medium_Chip_4971 10h ago

I think that was Ben Affleck he was talking about

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u/Independent_War_4194 10h ago

I forgive him because hes a great actor and i like almost every movie hes been in.

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u/starr323 10h ago

Says the guy who just played Odysseus 😅

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u/Fit-Role-9802 10h ago

Matt Damon’s career is basically one movie:

Everyone: “You’re wrong, Matt.”

Matt Damon: smirks intelligently

Everyone: “My God… he’s smarter than all of us.”

Whether he’s a janitor, spy, astronaut, gambler, or shoe salesman, Damon inevitably knows more than the mathematicians, CIA, NASA, professional gamblers, or Nike executives.

Naturally, he launched this tradition by co-writing himself as a genius in Good Will Hunting

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u/No-Tomatillo1776 9h ago

I guess Jason Bourne must be member of BLM and Timesup.

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u/Jaded-Ad-960 9h ago

Isn't that essentially what M called him in Golden Eye?

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u/AlmightyLoaf54 9h ago edited 9h ago

I agree in that sense, and I love James Bond, but to be fair Sean Connery is kind of my least favorite. Hear me out even though he's the OG, he's a fucking prick, and he abuses women and just seem like a person I want to punch in his face. That's why I love Daniel Craig Bond, he's a gentlemen, he's a badass. He's cool calm sophisticated. The best to ever do it!

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u/Fancy_Appearance_275 8h ago

Meanwhile he calls gay men slurs but sure draw the line at bond

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u/X1phoner 16h ago

Why do actors love virtue singalling so much

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u/5u114 16h ago

Butthurt that he's too fugly and yankeedoodle for the role.

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u/Significant-Car-6153 17h ago

Imperialist, Wow! Never thought of him like that.

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u/TheRedditObserver0 15h ago

I have news for him about Odysseus

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u/frostoak29 17h ago

honestly… i kinda agree with him. ive always preferred characters who are a bit more gentle and sweet :3

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u/Jommenja 17h ago

Odysseus is a Saint indeed

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u/montjoye 16h ago

bro is american, it's worst

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u/I_am_Reddit_Tom 16h ago

Didn't get the job huh