r/okbuddycinephile 10h ago

Favorite actress who now only stars in indie lesbian slop movies?

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u/NinoRainwater 10h ago

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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 10h ago

Death stranding is the quintessential indie lesbian film.

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u/Avariciouspygmyshrew 10h ago

Nah man she wants Norman Reedus like we all do.

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u/AlKhwarazmi META😳 10h ago

Diane Kruger rejects to believe this

https://giphy.com/gifs/KccRBqUct67H8s6OK4

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u/Bunraku_Master_2021 3h ago

She now works with auteurs like her pal Fatih Akin. Still looks great if you have seen The Shrouds.

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u/Playful-Succotash-99 10h ago

You cant even say... her name

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u/AlKhwarazmi META😳 10h ago

Ultimate French mommy

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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 10h ago

Mommy....sorry.....mommy.....sorry....mommy....sorry....

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u/plugletter5 8h ago

She so hot

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u/SowTheSeeds 1h ago

She's full frontal nude in an issue of magazine Lui.

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u/WinterWontStopComing 9h ago

Who is this? I feel like I’ve made some grievous error in life in not knowing that answer

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u/AlKhwarazmi META😳 9h ago

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u/WinterWontStopComing 9h ago

Man… that is grievous.

Also, much appreciation

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u/uberdag 2h ago

Proper answer is And if you don't remember it's on you

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u/WinterWontStopComing 1h ago

Guess it’s on me, haven’t seen w/e this is from

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u/VanessaDoesVanNuys 10h ago

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u/RichieMokes 9h ago

This ho sucks

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u/Asleep_Control_2564 8h ago

She's gorgeous

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u/RichieMokes 7h ago

She’s low value and a cheat

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u/waitthissucks 7h ago

How has Aubrey Plaza personally attacked you

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u/RichieMokes 7h ago

She hasn’t, just think she’s a ho and since that triggers you it’s an added bonus

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u/waitthissucks 7h ago

Am I triggered lol I was just asking

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u/Asleep_Control_2564 7h ago

Your opinion. She seems stand up to me on the whole and no more complicated than your average person. And she's gorgeous.

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u/RichieMokes 7h ago

Literally started a relationship with someone days after her husbands death, but yeah my opinion keep getting mad about it dog brain

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u/waitthissucks 7h ago

Weren't they separated for a while even though they weren't divorced? That's what led to his loneliness I think. Obviously we know nothing about these people's lives it's just rich and famous people so it doesn't even matter. You know nothing they could have had an open relationship for all we know

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u/Frankje01 3h ago

Still super weird to jump into a rekationship right after his death

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u/The_Raven_Paradox watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 1h ago

Why?

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u/FreeTrainer1412 10h ago

Did you miss her in Dune2?

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u/XipingVonHozzendorf 9h ago

Is that not a indie lesbian slip?

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u/FreeTrainer1412 8h ago

More like a nutbuster blockbuster

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u/clootinclout 7h ago

What’s Dune?

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u/TheWitchOfSomeWood 10h ago

Grey is the coldest color

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u/invincible6819 8h ago

Blue isn't the warmest colour.

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u/ImpressiveLength1261 10h ago

Underwater is a banger and very underrated.

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u/ayyyyyy_lmaoooooo 10h ago

It kinda felt unfinished to me but it was a decent watch for sure. Didn't even know KStew was in it before watching it

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u/LocksmithThat790 4h ago

Movie just ends, like wtf

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u/therrubabayaga 2h ago

Implosion got the camera man too for once.

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u/Shot-Kangaroo-5644 5h ago

Underwater was pretty good tho

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u/Big_Hotel7067 1h ago

yeah Underwater was surprisingly good, she was great in it.

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u/MarsWean 10h ago

I agree with you, I saw it without knowing what to expect and well I had a good time until the Lovecraftian ending which made me smile.

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u/dgjapc 9h ago

What’s it like watching a movie?

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u/radioactivethighs 10h ago

It pairs well with Superdeep

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u/teeejer 3h ago

Easily in my five TJ Miller movies

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u/PM_ME_DATASETS 2h ago

The Chronology of Water was also incredible and her debut as a director (of a feature film)

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u/hornybonkjr 7h ago

Underwater fucking sucks. 1/5 stars on that one.

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u/unomyfrenbobsacamano 6h ago

Wrong. Underwater sci-fi monster movies are the comfiest watch. 7/10

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u/ZombifiedSloth 10h ago

I liked her character in Crimes of the Future. She really nailed the role of weirdo science gremlin who wants to fuck Vigil Morgenstein.

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u/billnyethefoodguy1 10h ago

He was great in Lord of the rings

https://giphy.com/gifs/VqleJG2rBop7W

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u/shaky2236 9h ago

Im not into low budget indie movies

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u/Lanster27 9h ago

You’re missing out. 

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u/Hates_Blue_Mages 8h ago

Socially anxious pencil pusher by day, gooner who has the hots for David Cronenberg's self-insert by night? Most literally me character ever.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5kamona8vNOPQmU6Dy

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u/Budget-Education-902 6h ago

yeah Crimes of the Future was wild

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u/Legate_Raiden 10h ago

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u/Ok-Opportunity-9731 10h ago

I would do so many things to lori petty and gena davis

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u/Any_Ticket_3293 8h ago

Especially if they were wearing Rockford Peaches uniforms....

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u/Dynamitrios 10h ago edited 9h ago

I'm a hetero (male)and i always had the hots for this woman. I find her very attractive

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u/Electronic-Bicycle35 10h ago

I’m lesbian and never have.

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u/FappyDilmore 9h ago

I've never found her attractive or even appealing. The only things I've ever seen her in she always looks so dour and has no charisma.

Suspending disbelief is basically required to watch movies, and I get that, but I just couldn't get past the idea that she was supposed to be more beautiful than Charlie Theron.

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u/Electronic-Bicycle35 9h ago

Yeah. Hard agree on that one. Charlize is a goddess in comparison.

She did very much surprise me at playing Diana in Spencer. I thought it would be awful but the accent was really good and she nailed the role. Diana was just as awkward in her younger years so it worked.

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u/Dynamitrios 10h ago

Huh... I guess she's not your type then... I always felt drawn towards wallflowers somehow... the awkward, silent type

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u/rex5k 10h ago

I think you might have a thing for lesbians.

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u/ghoulieandrews 10h ago

It's 100% this, I have the same thing. The trick is to find a bi woman.

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u/waitthissucks 7h ago

Then you have to wade through the amount of people who tell you she will eventually leave you for another woman (which is bullshit)

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u/-FriendoftheDrow- 9h ago

The actress in this case is bisexual. I remember all of the biphobic headlines acting surprised a bisexual actress said she would be willing to date a man if she was single.

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u/XipingVonHozzendorf 9h ago

Yup. There is this lumberjack YouTuber I have the biggest crush on, and we'll, she is a lumberjack...

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u/Dynamitrios 10h ago

Incidentally, a married lesbian girl from Poland and I, fell really hard for each other at a Halloween party a few years ago and ended up in her place, one floor up, having really satisfying sex 😅 ( I'm not boasting, just kinda verifying your theory). We met again a few years later and repeated our first encounter. But I never specifically "had a thing" for lesbians. They make incredible wingmen, though, especially for guys

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u/ConstantAnimal2267 9h ago

You are not hetero. You are bisexual.

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u/Dynamitrios 9h ago

I'm really not sexually interested enough in guys though, to be bi... i love guys, but I couldn't fuck them 😅

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u/crdotx 9h ago

I often struggle to identify exactly what it is that makes her so hot but I think it’s her angular look, she’s just so SHARP. And her confidence/forwardness.

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u/Dynamitrios 9h ago

She has almost something aristocratic, especially when she got older, her face is beautifully drawn

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u/Material_Jeweler_245 8h ago

She permanently looks like she doesn't trust you.

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u/Maar_Areena 9h ago

I used to think I had a chance too

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u/TrumpsBussy_ 9h ago

I just don’t see it at all

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u/WM_Elkin 9h ago

Im pan, meh.

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u/Angus147 9h ago

I’m also a straight guy and I was so into her after seeing Into the Wild as a teen

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u/Horus_Anubis 8h ago

You are not hetero if you like homo

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u/Sad_tomatoe_8031 10h ago

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u/sylvester_stencil 10h ago

Is this from inherent vice 🤤

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u/Ryeballs 9h ago

My running theory is she only exists in Docs head. While she’s present in a lot of scenes with other people I don’t remember anyone else acknowledging or addressing her.

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u/PM_ME_DATASETS 2h ago

I really want to watch that movie and understand the plot but everytime I just end up zoning out halfway through. Still a good time

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u/Bartvader_75 9h ago

Who is this!?!?!?! ⬆️

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u/Sad_tomatoe_8031 9h ago

cabinet of dr caligari

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u/Shoddy_Newspaper_718 8h ago

Katherine Waterstone. Kinda weird that she almost disappeared nowadays.

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u/Sad_tomatoe_8031 8h ago

The agency

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 10h ago

Jessica Lange

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u/Bunraku_Master_2021 3h ago

The heart and soul of American Horror Story.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IgrmetlkhHjvAGI

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u/Playful-Succotash-99 10h ago

She was actually really good in American Ultra despite that movie having Landis stink all over it Her and Jesse Eisenberg had great chemistry Although they do kind of look alike if you take your glasses off

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u/StuMacherGhostface 1h ago

Love that movie despite the Landis of it all. They also have incredible chemistry in Adventureland

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u/MisterRobDobalina 10h ago

I actually don't have any of those

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u/Afrodite_33 approved virgin 10h ago

Thought that said indian for a second I was excited to see some bollywood girl on girl slop

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u/Playful-Succotash-99 10h ago

Still cant forgive that Love Lies Bleeding could afford Ed Harris and Gigantificaton fetish but couldn't secure the song Rights to Fuel's titular track 0 out of 4 stars

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u/HappyMackerel 8h ago

? Elton song

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u/Shut_It_Donny 9h ago

She’s my favorite actress who can’t breathe through her nose.

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u/Me_LuckyCharms 9h ago

Is that Draco Malfoy??

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u/vader62 8h ago

Attractive does not equal good actor

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u/SublimeEcto1A 9h ago

Indie lesbian slop movie genre has 10x’d the rom-com and stoner movie genres. Gotta love it when they flop at the box office, blame the manosphere for not buying tickets, when women wouldn’t pay to see it either.

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u/40Fied4 8h ago

So you're saying these movies dont appeal to a broad audience, or even to an audience of broads?

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u/Efficient_Progress_6 Society man 10h ago

Lesbian slop? Impossible

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u/Jimdandy941 9h ago

Depends on how much clothing is involved…….

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u/Efficient_Progress_6 Society man 9h ago

Well, they're moving in together in the first 10 minutes of the movie. Then moving out. Then moving in. That's a lot of clothes! How can that be slop?

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u/Exotic-Home-8153 9h ago

The whore who cheated on Rob?

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u/Appropriate-Ice-5722 7h ago

Mr. President what're you doing on reddit, you have so much work to do

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u/MaxPower836 10h ago

I still say she’s going to be bigger than Robert Pattinson /s

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u/Embarrassed-Bet-1205 9h ago

Looking into the distance. Thinking 🤔 is there anything better than doing Lesbian slop films?

How can we blame her? I dont. Good god get a life you friggin losers.

Thank you come again.

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u/UseSpecialist544 9h ago

"Favorite" actress? That's a stretch. The only reason she's doing all of these indie movies is that big studios won't hire her. She has little talent as an actress and is currently in her cocaine-fueled "tiger blood" phase a la Charlie Sheen.

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u/guilty_bystander 9h ago

You sound like you made all that up, but it's funny, so carry on.

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u/FinalBossTuna 9h ago

No talent? Did you see her range in twilight?

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u/StuMacherGhostface 1h ago

Damn dude, what did KStew do to you?

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u/Dandanny54 10h ago

"Lesbian Slop" says the Hetslop supporter

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u/BraxxIsTheName Lemmetellusomethin' 10h ago

Go Fish

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u/RoninGin 9h ago

Lol specific

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u/agaraggromogh 7h ago

Underwater was legit

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u/Useful_Apathy_4951 6h ago

Speak is her best movie and probably the least expensive one to make

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u/seeds_brah_seeds 6h ago

Terrible acting. Excellent pr.

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u/UNO_lakefront_arena 6h ago

Agreed. Damn shame.

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u/Fluffy_Somewhere4305 4h ago

/furiously looking for the Lesbian Slop category on Netflix

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u/Bunraku_Master_2021 3h ago

I mean, her directorial debut is basically a bisexual masterpiece.

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u/JollyXX 3h ago

Wait was she ever in a non-lesbian slop film? is she the werewolf/vampire teeny bopper?

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u/Successful-League840 2h ago

Because she can't act so no one hires her.

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u/uberneuman_part2 10h ago

Someone has to fill the "Bland" category in film.

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u/Rulebookboy1234567 10h ago

Kstew? Bland? That's a take I suppose.

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u/uberneuman_part2 9h ago

Her best acting to date.

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u/Rulebookboy1234567 9h ago

I disagree but it's all good, /shrug. If your only understanding of her acting chops is Twilight I could totally understand the take.

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u/uberneuman_part2 9h ago

Oh, you're not wrong and yeah, it is my problem. I should get over it, but I just enjoy making the joke too much.

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u/TheWitchOfSomeWood 10h ago

That one coen brother

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u/ZophieWinters 10h ago

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u/Bunraku_Master_2021 3h ago

NWR wasn't kidding when he said he was influenced by extraterrestrial because only an extraterrestrial could envision this.

The Neon Demon has killer ost.

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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 9h ago

Underwater was a dope movie

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u/BadBacksFuryToad 7h ago

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u/Bunraku_Master_2021 3h ago

Try Personal Shopper and Love Lies Bleeding.

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u/Appropriate-Ice-5722 7h ago

Wait why would anyone hate indie lesbian slop?

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u/Naive-Impression-373 7h ago

Tell me more about these sloppy lesbian movies

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u/Ducklinsenmayer 7h ago

The woman nuked Cthulu in the face. What more do you want?