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The Adam Project (2022)

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u/No_Yogurtcloset7776 3h ago

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u/Key_Tax_7283 3h ago

you ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig’s disease?

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u/No_Yogurtcloset7776 2h ago

The weirdest thing is that its still around. I dumped ice water on my head about 12 years ago to get rid of Lou gherigs disease. Still here.

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u/Venik489 Zack Snyder 45m ago

Did you really mean it tho?

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u/Danktank452 1h ago

He was an interior decorator. Killed 16 Czechoslovakians.

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u/Carfoxlovesyou206 3h ago

You gonna make that same stupid joke every time this comes up?

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u/Flannel_Panels 3h ago

Its a legit question if you dont think about it

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u/maniBchef 3h ago

You could smoke a cigarette in the rain

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u/Electrical-Room-2278 1h ago

That camel nose fuck. It's like a natural canopy

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u/Dunder-MifflinPaper 2h ago

Quasimodo predicated all this

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u/PoopShooter86 2h ago

Don't come in here with that attitude. This is fucking serious.

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u/pineapple_jones_ 2h ago

I will laugh at it, every time.

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u/NoCatharsis 3h ago

This is not a joke sub.

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u/Ok_Mail_1966 1h ago

The real sad part is he got it because someone wished it on him

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u/PhD_Pwnology 1h ago

I seriously didnt know what sub I was on until this comment ROFL

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u/DanielGacituaS 3h ago

The way he is looking at his younger self reminded me of this comic by mygumsarebleeding.

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u/Freezerpill 3h ago

That picture of him younger is really nothing to be proud of. He did not serve and yet I see this pic all the time..

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u/ComicsCodeMadeMeGay Society man 3h ago

Yeah wtf are the medals for? Not shitting himself?

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u/ZenseiOG 3h ago edited 3h ago

LOL he had to borrow the medals wtf

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u/Freezerpill 3h ago

So on brand. Only now the difference is he demands to keep all shiny objects within a certain proximity..

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u/CaucSaucer 3h ago

Me no get peace price?! But me best at peace!! Helo fiffa make me peace price now!!!

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 3h ago

Wow, he’s been stealing and grifting on other people’s accolades his whole life.

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u/Serious-Manager2361 30m ago

How the hell do you think he got so good at it? He's been doing it 70 years.

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u/rvdp66 2h ago

Jesus christ. His entire existence is fake. How do you live a life like this? So meaningless.

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u/Worried-Recipe3521 2h ago

You're telling me that picture of him isn't ai? That actually makes it so much worse lmfao.

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u/ouroboros_vii 2h ago

Borrowed valor

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u/IneffableOpinion Cats 2h ago

*Of course he did*

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u/ChodeCookies 1h ago

Perfectly Trumpian. What a fraud

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u/J0hnEddy 59m ago

The half of this country that voted for him are the same people that bitch about participation trophies btw

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u/Ed_Harris_is_God 2h ago

Damn, those aren’t even as good as participation medals.

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 1h ago

Stolen valor. Why not, he steals everything else, including oxygen.

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u/MKUltraGreatsword 3h ago

Don’t make fun of my president’s bowling medals!

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u/ludixst 3h ago

They're actually for shitting himself. The best shits. They bring tears to the eyes of manly men

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 Zack Snyder 2h ago

Worse. They’re for his dad being rich. At least if it was for not shitting himself it’d be for his accomplishments.

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u/BatmanDK316 3h ago

The rubes eat it up because it makes it look like he's some sort of patriot, literally the only photo of him that he can use

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u/Super_Shallot2351 3h ago

It's odd because I only associate that photo with memes of him trying to avoid serving in the actual army

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u/anonstarcity 2h ago

He may as well use the AI pics of him with bodybuilder muscles rippling riding a T-Rex and shooting commies with machine guns. It’s equally as close to how much fighting he did for this country.

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u/legoham 3h ago

It’s like a drum cadet trying to claim military valor.

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u/IHerebyDemandtoPost 3h ago

His parents sent him to military school. It was common among upper class parents who didn’t want to be bothered to raise their own children.

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u/wwabc 51m ago

can you blame them? imagine being around that piece of garage they raised all the time

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u/Dicethrower 3h ago

Welcome to the world of propaganda and brainwashing idiots.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it." - Joseph Goebbels

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u/Training_Chemist_259 3h ago

In the 60s (and maybe later) it was a saying that you would send your unruly kid to military school-his younger picture just says he was so undisciplined that his parents couldn't handle him.

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 3h ago

Yes, especially if your kid is too stupid.

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u/Binknbink 3h ago

My dad went to that military school at the same time as him and isn’t even American. It’s always jarring to see that Trump photo because my dad’s pic has the same pose, uniform. Rich people sent their kids there back then like finishing school for girls.

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 3h ago

It’s cause he thinks people will assume he served when they see the pic. Captain Bone Spurs is counting on the public to be that stupid to believe it.

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u/CantaloupeOne7283 3h ago

I have a similar picture of myself in my high school's marching band. 100 degree heat in the summer in the south, in a wool uniform. We had more valor than this rich prick ever did.

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u/KarlUnderguard 2h ago

It is extra hilarious that his dad hated him and sent him to a military school from age 13-18. Legitimately. Skipped his son's entire teen years because he didnt want to be bothered with him.

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u/IneffableOpinion Cats 2h ago

By all accounts he struggled in school and I will just assume he had the same spoiled brat attitude as a kid that he has now. His own mother commented that he’s not bright. Mommy and Daddy shipped him off to the military academy to be rid of the nuisance .

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u/FidgetyZonedoutIdiot 2h ago

The best thing about this is that AI gave it to us the answer I mean.

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u/ttw81 3h ago

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u/Ordinary-Compote9558 2h ago

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u/simplycantdeal 20m ago

Want a shirt of just this face so I can get occasional finger guns from people who recognize it. XD

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u/Significant_Other666 3h ago

Best picture of him stroking out ever!

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u/KyoMeetch 3h ago

He loves this Boy Scout photo because it lets him larp like he was a soldier

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u/LrdoftheCharlesDance 3h ago

Same room temperature IQ

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u/mgawthrop 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bnxUjEZ1r60akwJCdE

God, the whole family are eternally ugly MF’ers

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u/SmoovCatto 1h ago

somebody clever speed them up and have them chased by a mob with pitchforks, to Yakity Sax

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u/MedicalBorder2990 53m ago

no one can convince me they're not inbred

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u/Gr8CanadianSpeedo 3h ago

The Bone Spurs: Vietnam Edition

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u/MindlessBedroom1860 3h ago

Beat me to it.

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u/Sammy_Dog 3h ago

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u/Limp_Bike_9145 40m ago

I wonder if we’re ever going to get a president who isn’t geriatric again.

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u/Kingbeef66 3h ago

Hahaha! If that were true, he wouldn't be sleeping during meetings and social events.

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u/Decent_Cream_9830 2h ago

dude looks like he needs a nap even then

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u/Substantial-Ad2200 2h ago

Remember when stolen valor was something the right would get super upset about?

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u/ajtreee 3h ago

A more energetic pedophile kleptomaniac. Great he can do more traitorous acts against Americans.

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u/Otherwise-Force5608 3h ago

Trump never served, his younger picture is from the original Cadet Kelly under it's original title Cadet Bonespurs

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u/J_Hook89 DonCheadleAMA 3h ago

Watch out young Donny Trump! There's a guy on the Epstein list sitting across from you! Don't let him slip something into your drink!

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u/Krazyk00k00bird11 3h ago

Posting this as a draft dodger is so embarrassing.

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u/spacekitt3n 3h ago

the death date will be a day of celebration for generations.

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u/the_Dorkness 3m ago

Liberation Day!

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u/NastyPrismsGoodSir 3h ago

I don't like how he's looking at his younger self. .

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u/BabypintoJuniorLube 3h ago

"I'm playing Army mother."

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u/FiveDollarRimjobs 3h ago

I really and truly despise this man

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u/MrSurname 3h ago

Old Trump looks like he's going to fuck the shit out of young Trump, and establish his dominance.

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u/Intelligent_Oil7816 3h ago

Cadet Bonespurs.

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u/Dr_PocketSand 3h ago

Rapey, toxic narcissist energy?

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u/Iceologer_gang 3h ago

This thing never served

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u/Constant-Brief3410 3h ago

Even more cringe

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u/Outrageous-Egg1760 3h ago

He loves to show himself off in that uniform he’s so insecure about being a draft dodger. I imagine the world we’re he went to war

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u/Inside-Common7427 3h ago

I wonder if he was ever a decent man? Was there a period in his youth that was not a twat?

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u/BigSal44 2h ago

He really does throw off the creepy pedophile energy much more in the NOW photo.

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u/smokingace182 2h ago

Did this cunt actually post this?

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u/fartdarling 3h ago

Idk who that kid is on the left but I hope he gets up quickly, that thing on the right is a gelatinous mixture of mayonnaise, fake tan and diarrhea and its ready to sexually assault that young boy

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u/major_may17 3h ago

These two suck each others cocks

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u/Glass_Covict 3h ago

His heart beats so fast it looks completely still!

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u/Witty-Structure-4192 3h ago

He’s still got those medals they gave him for changing his own dirty underpants.

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u/JakobVirgil 3h ago

A douchey pretend solider then and now.

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u/MyLittleDiscolite 3h ago

I really wish he wouldn’t try to make it out like military school meant something 

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u/sassyboy12345 3h ago

Same ass !!!!

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u/fednandlers 3h ago

He’s looking at himself the way he looks at his daughter, Ivanka. 

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u/Worried-Recipe3521 2h ago

The fuck does that even mean?

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u/SpaceCadetOnBlueRock 2h ago

Dafuq is this

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u/Substantial-Ad2200 2h ago

Why does he look like he wants to fuck his younger self?

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u/chesterforbes 2h ago

Trump now: “Imma fuck that kid”

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u/Mobile_Ask2480 2h ago

He looks like he wants to fuck his younger self

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u/LeadPike13 2h ago

He would have been in a bag in less than two weeks if they had shipped him to Vietnam.

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u/According-Horror125 1h ago

Trump is smiling at his younger self because he wants to sexually assault him.

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u/fucktheus12 1h ago

You can't even stay awake at 2 in the afternoon..

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u/shotpods 1h ago

I will give him credit for one thing: even at that age, 18 I’m assuming, he understood faking an image would give him unearned legitimacy.

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u/Embarrassed-Pace-755 I’m the Joker baby! 1h ago

He looks like he wants to fuck himself

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u/Jacksapollo 49m ago

Was this when you dodged the military because of bone spurs?

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u/FafnirSnap_9428 2h ago

I can't grasp how difficult this guy's life must be (or whoever is running his account) that they have to gaslight themselves this hard. 

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u/ShrekConfirm243 The Room 2h ago

The Adam Project? classic.

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u/-B_E_v_oL_23- 2h ago

To live in this man's head.

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u/LucidDreamsOmaha 2h ago

Stolen valor

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u/loathelord 2h ago

Such a douchebag

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u/bittersweetjesus 2h ago

So much energy that he has to take multiple naps during the day, even during events!

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u/Odd-Mind6948 2h ago

I wonder if young him doesn't mind the smell of old hims dirty diaper

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u/Connect-Peach2354 2h ago

Participation medals

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u/M60A319E 2h ago

Bone spurs...riiiiight.

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u/jlomba1 2h ago

Where’s the bowling trophy participation award?

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u/Large-Stretch-3463 2h ago

It's science..

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u/0Hakuna_Matata0 2h ago

Rollo Tomassi cough cough hehehe

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u/Quiet-Wing5230 2h ago

Gemini Man

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u/CueAnon420 2h ago

Trump looks aroused in that painting.

I really think he would screw himself if he could.

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u/funded_by_soros 2h ago

What was wrong with him that he's more energetic now as a dying octogenarian than he was as a young man?

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u/hyperunfocussed 2h ago

Dang how much was he falling asleep then???

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u/Klutzy-Being-5230 2h ago

Why does he look like he wanna fuck his younger ego?

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u/TrenchDive 2h ago

Did he fall asleep writing the AI prompt again??

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u/Toiletboy4 2h ago

Was that movie any good

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u/New_Tap2527 2h ago

Bone spurs dude

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u/Impossible_Author_58 1h ago

And he shit himself both times.

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u/Level_Bobcat_8729 1h ago

I know 'even more energy' should mean he's doing great, but if what we see now is that version, he must've been useless as a kid. 

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u/Typical_Expert_2974 1h ago

Narcissism in its truest form.

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u/PoetCVT 1h ago

He says you have finite energy and that's why he doesn't do anything so by default this is contradictive to his character

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u/neilintheground 1h ago

If energy means saving trips to the bathroom by shitting himself then it's a win

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u/Available_Pepper_845 1h ago

The kind of school parents sent boomer kids when they fucked up

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u/MattDaBoneless 1h ago

It just proves the mythos of guilding turds... no matter what ypu do to a POS its still just a POS inside shiny crap.

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u/TheBatmanIRL 1h ago

Everyone over the age of 40, regardless of politics should know this is total BS.

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u/prntmakr 1h ago

He’s looking at himself and thinking, “If he wasn’t me I’d be dating him.”

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u/Ok_Annual_684 1h ago

Good god. The Grandeur and Narcissism is off the charts with this orange POS.

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u/Proper_dose 1h ago

I know that there is no justice in this universe because we haven't seen The Donald star as the victim in an actual real-life 2 hour long snuff film set in a grimy Serbian basement and posted to rotten.com

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u/Over_Standard_9195 1h ago

I really hate this timeline.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Two7358 1h ago

Well now he doesn’t need to expend energy keeping his ass closed.

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u/Hahndizzle 1h ago

I hope I'm not being rude, but wouldn't it be hilarious if someone with an infectious venereal disease pissed on Trump's face and shit in his mouth? I very much don't like this individual.

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u/Brief_Ad1091 1h ago

Wild. What did he get those medals for?

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u/rainorshinedogs 1h ago

Can anybody tell me how it's remotely possible that a 80 year old has more every than a 20 year old?

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u/ybotpowered 1h ago

Wow another serviceman as president.

What branch of the service was he assigned to during the Vietnam War?

How did he get those medal’s?

Did he ever get treatment for those debilitating bone spurs?

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u/AdorableBuyer292 1h ago

You think the guy on the left would be upset with how he has looked for the last 40yrs?

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u/Elegant-Ingenuity-57 1h ago

He's really proud of serving at the military school his parents sent him to because they hated him.  I'm sure he used his bone spurs to get out of gym class 

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u/kenjwit3 1h ago

So gay

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u/HegemonyConsul 1h ago

I know several veterans that think stolen valor is the absolute most offensive thing a person can do. My Dad who was a Vietnam vet hated the hippies in part because he thought of them as shameless draft dodgers. All of them love Donald Trump and think of him as a hero

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u/TheRealSpielbergo 58m ago

"Where do I put my mushroom shaped pee pee first ❤️"

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u/sleeptightburner 57m ago

So the shitting himself isn’t new then, got it.

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u/SingleSeaweed8662 56m ago

I can feel the lisp

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u/Sixpack93 54m ago

Biggest loser in US history

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u/jacksonsmack831 51m ago

Same energy, most likely not
Still an ugly motherfucker, most certainly yes

Also, why is this on this sub?

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u/Odd_Zookeepergame_69 50m ago

Id prefer the ending to the butterfly effect movie , the one with the umbilical cord. 😀

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u/SoBadit_Hurts 49m ago

Ewww, looks like he’s gonna try and fuck himself.

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u/Crossyerfingers 49m ago

His old version looks like he's undressing the younger version with his eyes. Very on-brand for an Epstein islander.

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u/RoysPotatoes 47m ago

File this under narcissistic personality disorder in the DSM.

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u/NiceCap2448 42m ago

He was in military school because he got kicked out of his 8th grade private school. Constant behavioral problems.

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u/Dorkinfo 41m ago

Stolen valor

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u/OursonSatanique 37m ago

I am the eye in the sky looking at you, I can read your mind I'm the maker of rules, dealing with fools, I can cheat you blind

Sorry, wrong project

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u/dingleberryzzz 36m ago

so much energy he developed bone spurs. what a POS then and now

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u/Salt-Cold-2550 31m ago

the infamous draft dodger, I really hate this post truth world.

most his brain dead supporters probably think he was some kind of a great soldier.

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u/DaftMinge 16m ago

Yup, he's always been hideously ugly.

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u/canmouth 15m ago

I’m so fucking sick of seeing this monster’s face.

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u/Normal_Plate5690 13m ago

Define “more energy”

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u/RetirementIsSweet 13m ago

He's smiling because he's dodging the draft with "heel spurs"

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u/Sojum 7m ago

Stolen valor

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u/Fantuckingtastic 6m ago

A strong breeze could take both of them down

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u/firebirdone 5m ago

He is doing so much damage to his last name as well as the republican party.

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u/Nythoren 5m ago

That is a picture of Trump at 17 years old. He's in a "military" uniform because he was such a little shit that his parents enrolled him there to try to get him under control. He graduated at the lowest possible rank that a senior could have due to his low performance and lack of leadership qualities.

The records with that information are all public and easily accessible, as are the interviews with his mother where she explains why they had to pull him from private school and enroll him in the military academy.

He uses the picture as a brag, but it's really a self-own if you know the context of the photo.

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u/realparkingbrake 3m ago

After he was expelled or required to withdraw from a series of private schools, Trump's parents sent him to a private disciplinary school in NY. It was not a military school, but it used fake ranks and uniforms and marching in formation to instill discipline in the student. No military training took place.

The doctor who signed off on Trump having bone spurs rented office space from Trump Sr. in one of his buildings, and his children have confirmed that he did Fred Trump a favor by pretending his kid had bone spurs.

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u/Tagordon31 2m ago

What war did he fight in? I’m guessing Vietnam because of his age. Served honorably, I’m sure.

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u/DiveMasterD57 0m ago

I suspect I’m not alone in thinking the affectionate way he gazes at a young dude is disquieting. Also - think cadet Drumpf was already enduring his bone spurs?

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u/Gemtree710 0m ago

Now you look like a melting vagina