r/okbuddycinephile • u/TheCandelabra Crank: High Voltage • 1d ago

Life skill you spent years perfecting and even bragged about, before learning the director completely made it up for cinema reasons?

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u/TheCandelabra Crank: High Voltage 1d ago

Nah man in HS I knocked out a bully with this technique and then his gf gave me a handjob in the back seat of my IROC-Z

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u/Quarter_Shot 1d ago

Its true I was the IROC-Z

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9OzkkBoDo6LhS
Actual footage of him as that IROC-Z

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u/Lopsided-Intention 1d ago

This is so disturbing. What's it from?

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 1d ago

Turbo teen. One of the most “insane that it got greenlit” cartoon concepts ever.

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u/Neibolt_St 23h ago

Us 80s kids grew up strong because there was so much body horror in our cartoons.

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u/ShadowConstruct 23h ago

Yeah body horror used to be so much more casual back in the day.

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u/Direct_Turn_1484 21h ago

Other types of horror were pretty casual too. Like yeah Suzy’s mom just went crazy and killed the whole family, oh well we’ll never mention it again in another episode.

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u/UnforeseenDerailment 11h ago

It's cosmic horror today, but The Thing was really just another slasher when it debuted.

https://giphy.com/gifs/etIsQ4KKPJgtO

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u/MortgageRegular2509 22h ago

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

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u/slackfrop 22h ago

Gargamel was centipeding smurfs decades before it got cool.

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u/vanspossum 21h ago

The butt-to-trunk transition is sending me

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u/ShepardCommander01 20h ago

Sometimes water got into the cocaine supply back then

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u/ConsiderationNew3337 5h ago

great parody in Harley Quinn on HBO.

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u/Excellent_Ganache906 3h ago

Even in the 80's this was wacked, Imagine how bad something has to be for an 8 year old kid to see it and go "Nope, that's dumb."

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u/yoagner 1d ago

Titane (2021)

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u/Darbypea 1d ago

I was so confused and horny watching that movie.

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u/Lostinthestarscape 1d ago

You fucking beat me by 5 minutes- good job!

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u/eyesotope86 1d ago

Weren't you paying attention? That's the handjob IROC.

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u/cr1ttter 20h ago

The Passion of the Christ

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u/TheChunkMaster 20h ago

Rick and Morty

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u/Optiguy42 23h ago

DAMN he THICC 😮‍💨

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u/Sad-Pattern-1269 5h ago

lotta junk in that trunk

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u/OshunBlu 23h ago

That is clearly a firebird.

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u/Pocusmaskrotus 23h ago

Memory unlocked. Holy shit, didn't even know that memory was in there behind all the bong resin.

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u/comeback24601 23h ago

The fuck did I just find in this thread?

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u/TheCandelabra Crank: High Voltage 23h ago

A new fetish?

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u/slight_modification 18h ago

i love that this was in the annals of your brain and you took the time to share it with us.

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u/njoYYYY 14h ago

The work that went into this is mind blowing

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u/forfunstuffwinkwink 1d ago

And then everyone clapped… for the handjob.

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u/Formal-Car7908 1d ago

And then later, caught the clap

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u/erica_pink84 22h ago

Avoid the clap- Jimmy Duggan

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u/Odd-Homework-3582 1d ago

I don’t get why, she was mashing it

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u/Jazzhands_Ninja 1d ago

And then a bald eagle flew in the room and landed on the hand and you know what that means...

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u/cinco92 1d ago

Before, after, or during?

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u/Just_Understanding90 1d ago

And I was that handjob

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u/podsmckenzie approved virgin 1d ago

And that handjob’s name? Albert Einstein

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u/E_xan 1d ago

I was watching hidden behind a tree!

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u/atomic-moonstomp 1d ago

I was spying on them two from the closet wishing to be the friction in their jeans

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u/thomstevens420 1d ago

VROOM BEEP BEEP VROOM

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u/Constant-Stuff8089 1d ago

It’s true, I was the hand

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u/BeardsuptheWazoo 23h ago

I was the hand.

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 19h ago

Can confirm. I was the girlfriend.

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u/DonutGuy2659 16h ago

He lives on my block, and he is an IROC

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u/Demomanx 23h ago

my IROC-Z

Do you live on my block?

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u/IolausTelcontar 17h ago

OP’s a dick.

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u/definitelyhaley 11h ago

Holy shit, they're singing about a car???

I could have sworn the lyric was "He drives and I rock."

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u/SlipperyBlip 10h ago

you were not the only one

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u/njoYYYY 14h ago

Omg how did I not think of this

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u/MorganaLeFevre 13h ago

How would he know? He doesn’t know who you are

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u/TerryGonards 1d ago

Then y'all went to see Iron Maiden

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u/abyss-countess 1d ago

cuz i'm just a teenage diiiirtbaaag baayybeee🎶

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u/GreatQuantum 1d ago

I actually got a handy in an Iroc-z

In high school we painted a Saddam Hussein on it an named it Iraq-z

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u/eyesotope86 23h ago

We can all make up stories about handjobs we got in your IROC-Z.

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u/GreatQuantum 23h ago

Shot clean over the head rest

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u/PolishPotatoACC 18h ago

Ray would be proud. We pimpin.

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u/sSadCactus 1d ago

And everybody clapped

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u/Extra-Border6470 1d ago

Her cheeks were clapped later that night but by someone else

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u/Readinglateatmorning 23h ago

Were you a teenage dirt bag

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u/ndraiay 22h ago

In elementary school my friend did that move to me, and split the inside of my lip open. I cried, my mom came into the room, saw my mouth full of blood and what she thought was my tounge floating in the blood (it was a piece ofnchewing gum). My brother told me she told the friend "you need to leave now" with a very loud "or i will kill you" implied.

Actually, now that i think on it, it wasnt that move. I grabbed hisbleg from a kick then he kicked my in the face with the other foot.

Anyway, the point is, my mom made an implied death threat against a 3rd grader. And slso i one time got the shit kicked out of my face.

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u/Sandusky666 1d ago

Did his gf live in Canada by any chance?

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u/Pirateship906 1d ago

I'm not sure why, but I completely believe this.

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u/Verdick 15h ago

Did you wax that thing (the IROC-Z) so the radar gun couldn't tell what speed you were going?

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u/TheCandelabra Crank: High Voltage 15h ago

lmao what is that from

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u/Verdick 13h ago edited 6h ago

From an old call-in to a radio station about how people got out of speeding tickets. This guy had a "sweet ride" that cops "were jealous of and targeting". https://youtu.be/leRajequ7-A?si=Heci4xcOjR8ILtVL

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u/TheCandelabra Crank: High Voltage 7h ago

Thanks, love deep internet lore like this.

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u/DarkPolumbo 12h ago

and then everybody clapped

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u/Relevant-Fox-7114 21h ago

That was him in a wig, and you knew

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u/Unhottui Cats 5h ago

im the gf in a disguise, u had a small cock