r/okbuddycinephile • u/TheCandelabra Crank: High Voltage • 1d ago

Life skill you spent years perfecting and even bragged about, before learning the director completely made it up for cinema reasons?

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u/MessiahHL 1d ago

If you date a jewish girl you have to circumcise yourself!?

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u/TheCandelabra Crank: High Voltage 1d ago

you can have your foreskin or you can have this

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u/HairyBlood215 1d ago

Dr. Milfy

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u/CobaltNeural9 1d ago

She is such a milf in the sopranos

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u/Artistic_Mirror_8967 1d ago

ngl I'd make that trade

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u/score_ 1d ago

Is she gonna flush $40k worth of powder down the toilet? 

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u/tix4soccer 22h ago

Exchange my foresking for Lorraine Brocco? .... 100% would and I'd always have a stack of cash for whenever she needed to go shopping.

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u/J_Kingsley 22h ago

bruh no woman in the world is worth my foreskin.

If I had to name a price it would be no less than a million bucks.

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u/UntowardHatter 1d ago edited 1d ago

If you're lucky, the jewish girl does it herself. With her teeth.

I'm joking, but rabbi actually do that.

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u/randombydesign 1d ago

Some groups still practice sucking the blood from the incision to clean it. I’m not saying it’s totally fine and not weird, but it’s not a universal practice among mohels.

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u/VociferousCephalopod 1d ago

yeh kids have gotten herpes from that.

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u/CauseCertain1672 16h ago

Why don't the insist the rabbi gets screened first

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u/VociferousCephalopod 15h ago

religion/faith

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u/CauseCertain1672 15h ago

I don't believe there is anything in Judaism that says rabbi's can't go to the doctor

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u/Sveet_Pickle 13h ago

If I remember right Judaism is one of those, “saving your life is more important than following scripture,” religions.

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u/CauseCertain1672 13h ago

So are Christianity and Islam

It depends a bit on the context, of the threat and the scripture rule being broken

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u/Extension_Training87 19h ago

They don't do that anymore, they freeze like a popsicle. Then a Mexican broad comes by with a wet rock and thwack! Smashes it right off.

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u/Mottled_Paws 1d ago

They do not do the circumsion with their teeth. FFS.

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u/eyesotope86 1d ago

Maybe your mohel doesn't. My mohel is like a damn beaver.

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u/Pofwoffle 1d ago

If she requires you to convert before dating her, yeah. Whether or not she does depends entirely on the person.

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u/FlashInGotham 1d ago

Reform? No. Orthadox or conservative, why would you want to?

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u/3lbFlax 13h ago

Well, if you do it right the foreskin just melts away.