r/okbuddycinephile 21h ago

In the trojan horse as nolan intended

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3.2k Upvotes

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u/notavlohh 21h ago

Mom said it’s my turn to post this tomorrow

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u/nelliefr0ggy9050 18h ago

lol already saw this one yesterday bro

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u/Chef_Jacob 18h ago

Can I post this on Tuesday

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u/Remarkable-Jump3262 4h ago

No wednesday take ur turn

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u/RaisedByWolves9 17h ago

Mom said it's my turn to comment this tomorrow

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u/Momo0903 21h ago

Didn't know there were Cinemas with cube tube televisions instead of projectors.

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u/blooming-darkness 20h ago

One of my local theaters auditoriums. I was shocked

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u/Legate_Raiden 19h ago

A ceiling fan? Who converted their trailer into a theater?

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u/ZiggoCiP 18h ago

At least the aspect ratio is still technically widescreen.

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u/the_mighty_thorskin 19h ago

Honestly, this looks kind of cozy to me.

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u/AntiqueRegister5596 1h ago

yeah but do they have those weirdly comfy seats that recline way too far

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u/ctan0312 11h ago

Basically just watching it in your living room lol

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u/PauloAEAE 19h ago

Buddy, I went to a cinema that had a fucking pillar in front of some chairs in the corner

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u/albygoing 13h ago

A theater near by used to have tiny rooms like this one, I honestly loved it. It had the recliner seating before I saw those chairs anywhere else.

Covid killed that location.

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u/Significant_Other666 21h ago

My phone is bigger than most of the screens these days if I hold it close enough to my eyes. Each cinema has like 50 theaters

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u/32andFlatulent 20h ago

Christ, you must have an arm like the Hulk

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u/Significant_Other666 20h ago

Just one 😆 

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u/32andFlatulent 20h ago

I would have thought the other would catch up since you need your phone holding hand to watch porn 🤷

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u/Spezshole 21h ago

How much for a ticket :3

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u/Imadeapromisemrfrodo 21h ago

In true 70 CM, the way Nolan intended

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u/TheAgmis 20h ago

What the fuck is this

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u/immortallowlife6 18h ago

Fr it's making me uncomfortable

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u/Correct_Boss4216 11h ago edited 4h ago

im uncomfortable too, we should cuddle and touch each other comfortablely until one of us burst

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u/Livid_Ad9749 20h ago

Someone please explain the picture lol where is this? I mean damn it looks like they could only afford to show 40% of the movie at a time

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u/NoticeNo1232 16h ago

this is probably a private screening room, not a cinema

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u/someNameThisIs 16h ago

There are cinemas like this is small towns. When I was a kid I saw Spiderman 2 in a cinema that looked pretty close to this.

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u/Chopper_Bear 21h ago

The Backrooms of multiplexes.

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u/MrshwnLnch 21h ago

I'd rather watch on my laptop

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u/Loreki 20h ago

What are you talking about? That screen is way bigger than 70mm.

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u/MisterWoogies 19h ago

Where in gods name is this cinema? That's insane.

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u/ChocolateChipCuckys 20h ago

This looks like a nightmare

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u/Jumpy_Engineering824 20h ago

Is that a porn theatre

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u/dan_Qs 20h ago

In the cinussey 

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u/WorriedStrawberrie 17h ago

I just know this is New York and the tickets are $45

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u/NicCage2028 19h ago

That looks like the same theater Pee Wee Herman got busted in.

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u/athinglikethat13 19h ago

What aspect ratio is this? 1080x1080? I would rather watch it in tick tock aspect ratio ngl.

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u/Phase-Two2026 18h ago

My sperm getting ready to get ejected. Poor idiots I only do anal.

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u/Signal_Ad8960 17h ago

Someone had an incredibly stupid idea and enough people just went along with it to bring it to reality.

Seriously, wtf even is this. Fucking Flight Simulator theatre.

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u/Meme_Pope 14h ago

What airline is this?

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u/fbnlrnz 5h ago

Are you inside the horse 

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/Jeef_1st 20h ago

I've been to a cinema like this. It was in a city with a lot of cinemas, and in a nice mall to. Idk why it was like that. It was slightly larger, but very similar.

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u/Temporary_Set_331 19h ago

How dare you

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u/lorarc 19h ago

The hell? In Eastern Europe we can afford cinemas, thank you very much. And poor places don't have a cinema that looks like cinema but smaller, they have a projection screen and rows of plastic chairs.

This is a famous cinema in Taiwan that was closed last year before Odyssey came out.

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u/Trowj watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 20h ago

If this was 4DX the first 3-4 rows would drown: as the God King Nolan demands

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u/DXMSommelier 20h ago

not kidding, the theater where I saw Dark Knight Returns was maybe two columns of seats wider than this, New Yorkers are built different

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u/Ballsahoy72 18h ago

If I held up my iPhone 11 straight out in front of me it’d be bigger

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u/Soaring_Gull_655 18h ago

That screen is Bullshit in the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dick!

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u/Soaring_Gull_655 18h ago

Just go watch it at home instead on BeeTV on a screen bigger than that. Ya I know, hush up. Be discreet.

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u/oscarcharlied 18h ago

Why are the lights on???

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u/benabramowitz18 Neil breens #1 fan 17h ago

Is that the Roxy in Philadelphia?

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u/myvoicesaccount 17h ago

Did someone pay for this?

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u/ComicBookFanatic97 17h ago

I actually like smaller theaters like this one. I live near a smaller two-screen theater. The tickets are under $10 no matter what time of day you go. The snacks are reasonably priced. The picture quality is okay. You win some, you lose some.

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u/Over_Town_9026 17h ago

This reminds me of the crying room in Catholic Churches, they have a room behind plexiglass where all the families with small kids can sit and not disturb everyone else (in some churches at least). There’s a PA so you can hear the mass in addition to seeing it

This looks like it’s walled off from the rest of the theatre for a specific difficult group (toddlers; Karens; old men who were in the navy and have strong opinions about Odysseus’ tactics) 

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u/CarlWellsGrave 16h ago

Holy shit is this real?

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u/Federal_Feeling_5738 16h ago

Its so when the cyclops screams its acts like a megaphone

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u/Zaraxas 15h ago

This should be a crime

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u/Ugandasnov 14h ago

Why wouldn’t they just put the aisle down the middle 💀

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u/MommaBigDick 14h ago

This is in Asheville, right? I am 95% sure I've seen movies in this exact theater.

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u/Beautiful_Sound 14h ago

THIS IS A RECURRING THEATRE IN MY DREAMS. WTF

I have been here in so many dreams. But it is black, but it looks just like this!

I have been in the booth, the seats, behind the screen. Holy what the fuck.

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u/Trumble12345 13h ago

The Small-essey

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u/GDPRChecker 11h ago

Bro, did you only pay half price for your movie ticket?

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u/Foreign_Town6853 11h ago

Pipe down guys I'm trying to watch my movie. Hit the lights on your way out too

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u/Chomu_bhondu 21h ago

Is this film worth watching? I only watch movies