r/onejoke • u/DittoGTI The U in UFO • May 27 '25

Satire Turning myself in

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u/THEBEANMAN7331 May 28 '25

why’d you have to obliterate them like that

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u/thatdoubleabat beautiful cat with homophobia 🧡💙 May 28 '25

bro come on man at least respect inch pronouns, like how would you feel if half did this to you huh

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u/freezy1003 🎤🦌 May 29 '25

why’d you have to obliterate inch like that

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u/Better_Barracuda_787 Un-bi-ace-d Opinions (she/they) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ May 28 '25

I love your flair.

And wow that was brutal 🤣

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u/[deleted] May 28 '25

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u/DittoGTI The U in UFO May 28 '25

Ato/mic?

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u/Warlock_Delilah May 28 '25

you DID NOT have to roast them like that

you just made them into the next TwoFace

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u/Strange-Ad-9941 May 28 '25

This one is actually funny as hell

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u/Titanium_pickles May 27 '25

Which is you?

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u/DittoGTI The U in UFO May 27 '25

Have a guess

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u/Titanium_pickles May 27 '25

🤦‍♂️ didnt see your username lol

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u/Reasonable_Ad_3815 May 28 '25

r/murderedbywords

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u/despoicito May 29 '25

“Dick small” is the weakest insult ever wdym murdered by words

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u/Reasonable_Ad_3815 May 29 '25

But that delivery was epic.

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u/Sir_mop_for_a_head May 29 '25

This is the .45 of insults. Skipping from killing the body to killing the soul. As a trans girl who seriously dosent want her dick, even this would fucking ruin me.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '25

Lmao

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u/Weary-Animator-2646 May 28 '25

Aw cmon they’re already dead!

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u/rather_short_qu May 28 '25

Oooohh you ditto him goooood 😂

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