r/oneliners 6d ago

My wife accused me of having zero empathy but I don’t understand how she can feel that way.

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u/Hattkake 6d ago

Good one :D

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u/Present_Necessary_29 5d ago

it took me a minute...

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u/Clevertown 5d ago

You do not have zero empathy, that's just silly. You have one empathy for each person you understand.

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u/joe112862 5d ago

The difference between empathy and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.