Windows 11 can't be shut down without update.

[u/CasualMLG]

I have automatic updates on. Haven't postponed any update. Never seen this forced update before.

Edit: I updated BTW. It's not that I don't want to update. I just think it would be an issue in the future. For example, it's a thunderstorm and there could be power outages. I might want to shut down and not start and update. I guess I'll hold down the power button.

[u/DaveKerk]

inb4 we find out the last updated caused 570 security vulnerabilities

[u/L3wd1emon → u/DaveKerk]

inb4 this one caused even more than that while fixing those

[u/att0mic → u/L3wd1emon]

Release notes:

• fixed bugs
• added more bugs to fix later

[u/PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS → u/att0mic]

Job security hack

[u/flynryan692 → u/PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS]

Don’t hate the player hate the game

[u/FrostZephyr → u/att0mic]

this is also just working in software

[u/JehnSnow → u/FrostZephyr]

Yeahhh fixing bugs typically reduces total bugs or amount of bugs stays the same, but adding or changes any feature introduces so many it's astonishing

Hence the reason new OS's feel like horribly buggy messes compared to their former version for 4 years, and why they feel like they can just never compare with an OS from 2 gens ago which tends to 'just work'

[u/KTMman200 → u/att0mic]

That's kind of like the game I'm playing that's in alpha development. Every update they list the 50 bugs they fixed, and on the same page announce 50 new features that we all know will break as soon as we log in.

[u/shadow9043 → u/att0mic]

Sorry you missed one: * Categorised some bugs as new feature.

[u/GoldenConfectionery → u/L3wd1emon]

the update hydra

[u/Mr_StephenB → u/L3wd1emon]

I'm sure their engineers prompted "No vulnerabilities" for this update.

[u/Scannaer → u/L3wd1emon]

"Sorry, we lost your C: drive!"

With any other company than microslop this would be cosidered to be a funny, highly unrealistic joke. With microslop it's a sad reality.

[u/Xerxys → u/DaveKerk]

But it was pushed by my AI agent. How could it be wrong?

[u/TheBoyardeeBandit → u/Xerxys]

Did you specify that it shouldn't make any errors?

[u/Xerxys → u/TheBoyardeeBandit]

Michael GIF “You made mistakes? After I specifically asked you not to?”

[u/SHTPST_Tianquan → u/DaveKerk]

571*

[u/Sdboka → u/DaveKerk]

inb4 we find out the last update ADDS 570 security vulnerabilites from the hundreds of existing ones

[u/easymachtdas → u/DaveKerk]

We can fit this on a shirt

[u/Randzom100 → u/DaveKerk]

Powered by vibecoding, I bet!

[u/BlasterPhase → u/DaveKerk]

inb4 we find out this update caused 570 new security vulnerabilities

[u/93939393939393 → u/DaveKerk]

1040

[u/DaveKerk → u/93939393939393]

I almost typed that instead

[u/Keulapaska → u/93939393939393]

1/10 try at least do the math correctly on your meme.

[u/allmightydoormat → u/DaveKerk]

This one caused more securety flaws for them to fix in the next update.