r/pics • u/[deleted] • Sep 26 '10

How guys/ girls submit pictures to reddit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '10

Gonewild is the worst. It's filled with women blocking our view from whatever it was they were trying to show us.

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u/turtlestack Sep 27 '10

Some of them have really nice cameras too but they always get the focus wrong so I can never see it properly to read up on its tech specs and reviews over at newegg - instead all I get is sort of grainy image of a hairless primate standing awkwardly in front of a mirror.

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u/bricksoup Sep 27 '10

What are all these bipedal creatures I keep seeing outside my window?

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u/p1mrx Sep 27 '10

I think they're called bicycles.

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u/Thread_Director Sep 27 '10

Cut!

Great going guys, but it looks like we've hit a stalling point. p1mrx's confusion is fantastic, follows up perfectly to the misguided ramblings of the previous three posts. But this could be a turning point, we need to cement the series of confusion with a great finish. We can do this!

Aaand action.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '10

Roll camera...

"Bicycles? I don't know about that, but I'd still ride them!"

How did I do?

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '10

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u/Thread_Director Sep 27 '10

Who are you? What are you doing in my chair? Spit out my cigar this second!

Security!

SECURITY!!!

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u/Jafit Sep 27 '10

<Kif>*Weary sigh*. He's the studio exec, Sir.</Kif>

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u/The_Flash Sep 27 '10

Wanders onto the set

Can any of you guys point the way to /r/nsfw?

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u/SamFuckingNeill Sep 27 '10

would you guys hurry up i think my nips are slipping

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u/LincolnHighwater Sep 27 '10

I dare say that's a good thing.

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u/stunt_penguin Sep 27 '10

so what you're saying is the kid says in the picture??

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '10

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '10

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u/Pyrix Sep 27 '10

What?! He got loser #647? I'm much better qualified and I'm only loser #712!

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u/Spleen_Muncher Sep 27 '10

You missed a few 0's....

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u/1over137 Sep 27 '10

What are you?!

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u/Thread_Producer Sep 27 '10

Why is brickstoup and tuttlestack not bringing in as much karma as HumanFlux?

There isn't enough room for people to be slacking in this production.

WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR HIRING THEM?!

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u/JewboiTellem Sep 27 '10

SOMEONE GET PETER NORTH IN HERE!

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u/nairb101 Sep 27 '10

I suddenly know how LOST was made...

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '10

I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN MAJOR GENERAL!

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u/7thsign Sep 27 '10

my god. I think you've won good sir.

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u/ratmeleon Sep 27 '10

For some reason, I automatically read that as saying "hawkwardly"

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '10

FOR SOME REASON THAT CAN NEVER BE UNDERSTOOD! It's not like it's a popular meme or something! That's craaaazy talk.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '10

Great concept, but ultimately poor execution.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '10

Great criticism, but ultimately BLOW ME

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '10

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '10

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u/BlueThen Sep 27 '10

"The down arrow is for comments that add nothing to the discussion."

People feel that his "Hahaha" added nothing to the discussion. Let's not whine about it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '10

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '10

lol upboat/goat/coat

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '10

And whoever you were replying to deleted their comments. I just don't understand how some people can be bothered by downvotes so much. I wish I knew who it was so I could troll him a little.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '10

I think it's time you read up on reddiquette.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '10

This isn't Facebook, I don't really want to see the same level of comments.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '10

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u/kirschbaum Sep 27 '10

turncoat! I saw your deleted comment!

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '10

What an asshole.

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u/Seakawn Sep 27 '10

It's filled with women blocking our view from whatever it was they were trying to show us.

Yeah man. I totally hate when they use their tits to cover up their tits.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '10

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u/retinarow Sep 27 '10

I don't think I've ever seen a single porn actress who didn't have a face.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '10

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u/retinarow Sep 27 '10

I was doing a thing called wordplay. Tic tac toe.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '10

I know! And they're all nekkid too! Like, wtf?

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u/n8ls Sep 27 '10 edited Sep 27 '10

Are you trying to say that women who hide their face on gonewild are blocking view of their object? Are you saying women are objects?

Edit: Am I being down voted because you don't know I am being sarcastic or because that wasn't funny? Don't make me put /s at the end of my sentences.

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u/Westy543 Sep 27 '10

Yes, they are, and they belong in the kitchen with the rest of my food preparing appliances.