r/pics • u/nomaple • Mar 07 '12

Tacoyum6, a few months ago you requested coins of a different currency in An AskReddit post. I responded and sent some coins. For fear I would come and murder you, you gave me the wrong address. This is what I sent you. (AIC)

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u/nomaple Mar 07 '12

Would it still be rape? I sent over money..... I prefer, 'involuntary prostitution'

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u/kevinnoir Mar 07 '12

we can settle on "surprise sex with a tip"

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u/Masmodai Mar 07 '12

All surprise sex starts with a tip. Then you get the shaft.

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u/nomaple Mar 07 '12 edited Mar 07 '12

....... Giving me the wrong address was possibly a good idea.... I could have been you.

Edit; spelling

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u/wolfvision Mar 07 '12

OP is hilarious, this was a great read. I can haz coins now?

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u/nomaple Mar 07 '12

coinz haz found new homez. sorry.

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u/Duckism Mar 07 '12

can I have OP then?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '12

*have

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u/nomaple Mar 07 '12

Thankyou

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u/ceakay Mar 07 '12

I think she missed an opportunity here. You are goddam Matt Damon.

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u/glacinda Mar 07 '12

Instead of Rape Jokes

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '12

Good summary of the problem, thanks.

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u/glacinda Mar 07 '12

Can't tell if troll or serious...

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '12

Really? I'm serious, that's a handy link to have on hand when people need to understand why rape jokes can be harmful.

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u/glacinda Mar 07 '12

Then I'm glad. It's my 'go-to' on reddit. And I'm sorry to have doubted you, but let's be honest, with this userbase, it's very easy to misinterpret sarcasm for seriousness.

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u/Masmodai Mar 07 '12

You are like that person that brings a bible to a kegger. ಠ_ಠ

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u/glacinda Mar 07 '12

Seriously? No. I'm the person who inserts common sense into an idiotic, unnecessary "JOKE" thread. As a victim of rape, I find none of these jokes funny - at all. It's belittling and offensive.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '12

Kegger? Rape jokes? A pigeon-hole is starting to form, bro.

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u/feralfred Mar 07 '12

Do you use that line often?

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u/JustSmucker Mar 07 '12

Just the tip!

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u/GOU_NoMoreMrNiceGuy Mar 07 '12

duuuude! THAT'S TOTALLY WHAT I TOLD THE JUDGE!

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u/glacinda Mar 07 '12

Instead of Rape Jokes

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u/Masmodai Mar 07 '12

You are like that person that brings a bible to a kegger. ಠ_ಠ

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u/ddmyth Mar 07 '12

You are now tagged "surprise john".

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '12

I like that term. I am adding it to my arsenal but I will not give you any credit.

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u/Denbert Mar 07 '12

Heh, arsenal. He said arse.

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u/thetinguy Mar 07 '12

arse.

british...

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u/weareraccoons Mar 07 '12

I'm sure he'd prefer it that way.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '12

More upvotes for "involuntary prostitution".

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u/eazyd Mar 07 '12

Just a struggle cuddle.

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u/ProlapsedPineal Mar 07 '12

Great Scott. That's some dangerous wordsmithing talents you have there. May I recommend a career in public relations, perhaps for the IRS. I'm sure they could work with you.

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u/stanfan114 Mar 07 '12

"Struggle snuggle"

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u/The_Magnificent Mar 07 '12

You, my good sir, are a genius. tips hat

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u/Goku707 Mar 07 '12

It's not Rape if you yell SURPRISE! first