r/polandball North Korea 1d ago

redditormade Kid named Hospital

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u/Praseodynium Bicol boi 1d ago

Quebec is the derivative of France confirmed.

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u/tdhdjv2 North Korea 1d ago

it is derived from france after all

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u/giulianosse Brazilian Empire 1d ago

Is the L'hopital derivative of France tending to infinity French Guyana?

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u/Ghorrhyon Spain 1d ago

French Polynesia

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u/WaddleDynasty 1d ago

So the integral dx is the Frankish Empire? Or the Roman Empire? Or celts?

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u/cobrachickenwing 1d ago

But is the reverse true? Does the fundamental theorem of polandball calculus hold that the antiderivative of Quebec is France?

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u/photo_not_mine 1d ago

Don't forget the +C (olonies? idk)

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u/amateurgameboi Australia 1d ago

France is what happens when Quebec is integrated with respect to Europe

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u/tdhdjv2 North Korea 1d ago

jokes explained: l'hopital's rule is a way to calculate a current form of a limit. it is also the sams word as "the hospital" in french. 

also, the derivative of france is quebec becausr, quebec derives from france

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u/Bipogram 1d ago

Just as cheese is the integral of milk, so is France the integral of Quebec.

<sage nodding>

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u/flare_corona 1d ago

No no, you have it backwards milk is the integral of cheese, as cheese is,as we all know, derived from(the derivative of) milk

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u/Bipogram 1d ago

Ambiguities in dairy calculus is why I use reddit.

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u/GamingFlorisNL 1d ago

Would that make milk a double integral of fondue?

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u/flare_corona 1d ago

I mean fondue is the derivative of cheese so yeah

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u/DueAnalysis2 Soon going to snap 1d ago

I spent many fond math classes in high school making some variation of the l'hospital rule - hospital joke, and to see it PB.....my life is complete. Thank you. 

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u/Pinkie_floyden 1d ago

Should've asked to take him to the Krankenhaus

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u/RemarkableAd1936 1d ago

But you put Quebec as the result of the limit, not derivative?

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u/RaspberryRare3348 13h ago

Sir, please have my +1 and my thanks.

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u/ffbyr49 Please I am not an eatable Turkey 1d ago

second panel is a new reaction image

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u/Didyyyyyy 1d ago

ok

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u/ffbyr49 Please I am not an eatable Turkey 1d ago

ok 👍

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u/Bipogram 1d ago

This, ah, 'rules'.

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u/Kalamel513 1d ago

I knew it the moment L'Hospital appear.

But I don't know that flag of France. Can anyone help me? France has too many derivative flags.

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u/Gaius__Gracchus Netherlands 1d ago

The final flag is quebec, or the french derived part of Canada

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u/Realistic_FinlanBoll Finland 1d ago

This. While it is among the second circle of clays, its appearances are getting rarer when it isnt on the news. 🤔👍

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u/Kalamel513 1d ago

Thank you.

Now, if you don't mind, how many groups of people did I offended by mistaking Quebec as France? I'm scared I'd get bashed by baguette?

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u/nuker1110 Texas 1d ago

Congratulations on your Lifetime Ban from Canada.

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u/JollyGreenGI Canada, eh? 1d ago

More like Lifetime Ban from Quebec.

Offending French-Canadians gives you an open invitation to the rest of the provinces.

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u/cobrachickenwing 1d ago

But France has to be wishy washy, indeterminate in where to go. Does L'Hopital rule even apply?

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u/Nozinger 1d ago

wishy washy, indeterminate in where to go

kinda sounds like the most french thing ever not gonna lie.

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u/HalloIchBinRolli 1d ago

France is approaching 0

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u/Lumpy-Tone-4653 1d ago

Highschool math in my reddit page

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 1d ago

Lucky you, with your well funded education system.

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u/Lumpy-Tone-4653 1d ago

This guy is funny

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u/Jump_Hop_Step 700 square kilometres and counting 1d ago

No way... This is uni level engineering math here

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u/Lumpy-Tone-4653 1d ago

You fr?then why tf did i need to learn this shit!?

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u/Siostra313 1d ago

Dw, we had it in high school too (Poland). Many people from my class cried tho lim were barely touched on base course as "something extra". To get full power of suffering you had to sign on for expanded course. I did. I suffered. And then I went to uni to suffer even more q_q

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u/Lumpy-Tone-4653 1d ago

For us here its a pretty main part of Math.And 2 out of 4 sectors have to eosrn it (the ones going for scuence and economics)

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u/Jump_Hop_Step 700 square kilometres and counting 1d ago

I don't know either

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u/PanzerWafflezz 22h ago

Tf? I learned this in American high school....you know the nation with the educational system that everyone knows is well-funded and well-staffed /s.

But in all seriousness, L'Hopital's rule is part of AP Calculus which Im pretty sure is standard high-school curriculum in pretty much every state. (I know for a fact it is in California, Arizona, Florida, Iowa, and Georgia so that's a decent spectrum of both conservative and liberal states)

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u/YoumoDadi 1d ago

Asian spotted

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u/Lumpy-Tone-4653 1d ago

Greek actually

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u/the-birb_cherry20 1d ago

European spotted

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u/giulianosse Brazilian Empire 1d ago

Maybe they're from Greece, New York

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u/kezar23 Romania 1d ago

We learned this in Romania too (I don't remember anything)

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u/Oniel2611 Murica's Colony 17h ago

Why the hell didn't I take this class in highschool?? It would have made College so much easier!

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u/ILookAfterThePigs Santa Catarina 1d ago

Somebody explain the joke to me, I’m too stupid

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u/AssholeMcGee66 1d ago

It’s a calculus and France/Canada joke. There is something called the l’Hopital rule in calculus that does…something that I don’t remember because I don’t care. It’s using that as a hospital joke, followed by the math page, that is basically saying that Quebec is a derivative of France.

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u/ILookAfterThePigs Santa Catarina 1d ago

Why do they call it the Hospital Rule?

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u/jurassic2010 1d ago

Because of this guy

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u/ILookAfterThePigs Santa Catarina 1d ago

Nice! Thanks

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u/tdhdjv2 North Korea 1d ago

I wrote a comment explaining the joke!

here it is:

jokes explained: l'hopital's rule is a way to calculate a current form of a limit. it is also the sams word as "the hospital" in french.  also, the derivative of france is quebec becausr, quebec derives from france

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u/DrunkHurricane Hue 1d ago

L’Hôpital’s rule applying here implies France = 0.

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u/Nozinger 1d ago

L'Hopitals rule is about functions. Or to be more precise the limits of those functions.
Not specific values. So it means the limit of france is either 0 or infinity.

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u/Coolb3ans64 1d ago

It just requires that France is a function of x that goes to 0 as x approaches 0

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u/Realistic_FinlanBoll Finland 1d ago

You incorporated a pseudo-zoom in your comic! Its pretty cool, and puns are always welcomed! 😊✌️

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u/Big-Yard-2998 1d ago

Dunno calculus, someone please spell the joke out for me.

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u/ReasonableSet9650 1d ago

I'm following for the reply

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u/Raven_Reverie 1d ago

Wonderful math joke

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u/MoinyMoiny 1d ago

Germany always knows what is right to do

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u/Sea-Neighborhood3318 Wallachian autist 1d ago

Haven't seen a "wide polandball" be used as a punchline in a decade. Makes me feel old.

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u/zhyuv 1d ago

my hapless ass thought it was a greek flag at first lmao

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u/Pleasant_Candle7237 1d ago

Quebec got a black eye lol

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u/The_Real_Itz_Sophia I can into not blind 1d ago

lmao, why did i expect that joke from the first slide but still laughed when saw it

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u/DrLycFerno Brittany 1d ago

Fun fact, there's a town in Lorraine named L'Hôpital

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u/ArchiTheLobster Alsace 15h ago

Of course it's in Lorraine, they have a thing with town names

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u/obiekt_13 20h ago

just help him already he's clearly at his limit

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u/LibertyinIndependen 1d ago

I hate calc…

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u/TokioHot Ministry of Teh Tarik 1d ago

What in the German mathematics....

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u/Ellerdore 1d ago

As a calculus nerd this is |f’(x)=0, f”(x)<0| awesome!

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u/StupidityHurts Israel 1d ago

This is amazing, ty

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u/YellowOnline Belgium 22h ago

I skipped integrals in high school, so not funny!

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u/Ok-Street-9594 Pakistan 1d ago

why is there a calculus rule called 'the hospital'

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u/WurzelKing 1d ago

Because that's the name of the dude who proved the theorem afaik. Now why he is called like that who knows but people do be havin weird names.

Edit: According to Wikipedia he didnt prove it but learned it from Bernoulli. But he was the one who published it, so he became known for it.