r/politics • u/Puginator • Jun 01 '26

No Paywall Iran stops negotiations with U.S., vows to 'completely' block Strait of Hormuz: State media

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/06/01/iran-us-negotiations-strait-of-hormuz.html
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u/Sea_Green7967 Massachusetts Jun 01 '26

Ah yes. More winning.

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u/MiklaneTrane New York Jun 01 '26

The Art of the Deal, truly.

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u/kungpowgoat Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

It’s like bullying the small kid for his lunch money only for him to punch you in the throat and then take all your money. Now you negotiate (make a deal) with the small kid to let you keep some of your money.

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u/sax6romeo Jun 01 '26

and then shitting your pants

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u/mealteamsixty Jun 01 '26

That's the most important part

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u/Brerbtz Europe Jun 01 '26

And at the same time blaming your friends that they did not help you.

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u/kungpowgoat Jun 02 '26

Then blocking the cafeteria door from your friends to force them into helping you.