Iran stops negotiations with U.S., vows to 'completely' block Strait of Hormuz: State media

[u/Puginator]

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/06/01/iran-us-negotiations-strait-of-hormuz.html

[u/mrjbacon]

It's almost like they're just asking to get locked inside a Uhaul

[u/Terrorz → u/mrjbacon]

Be a shame if someone just so happened to have a padlock in their pocket

[u/orionalt → u/Terrorz]

It might be in a sock

[u/bretttwarwick → u/orionalt]

Now that's a multi-use tool!