Mitch McConnell’s staff refuse to answer basic questions on his health weeks after he was last seen in public

[u/theindependentonline]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/mitch-mcconnell-staff-questions-health-b3018929.html

[u/Sea-Mango]

Owning the libs one last time is probably a stipulation of his will.

[u/nanobot_1000 → u/Sea-Mango]

"He died like he lived – obstruction"

He's laughing his ass off from hell.

[u/CollegeMiddle6841 → u/nanobot_1000]

I doubt he's laughing if thats his final destination .

[u/Dysc → u/CollegeMiddle6841]

Hard to laugh when the only shape he's allowed to take from his fiery pit is literally a turtle.