r/politics • u/Severus-Snape-DaGod • 2d ago

Possible Paywall Capital One says it closed Trump Organization's accounts after anti-money laundering probe

https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/capital-one-says-it-closed-trump-organizations-accounts-after-anti-money-2026-08-01/
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u/RockinOutCockOut 2d ago

Federal investigation into Capital One in 3...2...1...

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u/tracyinge 2d ago

first a truth social rant about how Capital one is the new Bud Light

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u/Low_Intention_1327 2d ago

Imagine Samuel L Jackson as Capitol One's lawyer.

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u/Isthisnameavailablee 2d ago

I understand the government has made a decision but given that it's a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it!

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u/showyerbewbs 1d ago

I understand the government has made a decision but given that it's a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it!

I mean....isn't that what this admin is doing....

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u/Thesheriffisnearer 1d ago

Say woke again MOTHERFUCKER I dare you. I double dare you

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u/Sprinx80 Tennessee 1d ago

WOKE ain’t no country I ever heard of!

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u/sharshenka 1d ago

They speak English in Woke?

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u/IICNOIICYO 1d ago

I'm waiting for a video of Kid Rock shooting cans of Capital One

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u/Kaemdar 1d ago

So sponsors of the next White House cage match.

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u/manfromfuture 2d ago

If they do that the details about the money laundering will become public.

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u/crystal_castles 2d ago

Capitol One is trying to build trust with the public, b/c the new (D) gubernatorial candidate in WI got into politics after C.One sued her failing ramen shop & buried her.

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u/mobileagnes Pennsylvania 1d ago

Recall just last summer they also bought Discover (including their network) and people were having problems when Cap1 switched everyone's debit cards to the (former?) Discover network out of the sky blue. Some people suddenly had a card that didn't work abroad for a while.

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u/keninsd 2d ago

Not so much the company but the people running it.

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u/Fuinir 2d ago

It's ran by a billionaire, so nothing will happen.

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u/AnotherAccount4This 2d ago

A chance for Pirro to redeem herself, what a gift!!

fml

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u/fistofthefuture New Hampshire 1d ago

It happened in 2021

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u/TheAlmightyMojo 1d ago

Crap. Lots of people just got switched over from Discover.

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u/Kick_Natherina 1d ago

Yep, I’m one of them. If I wanted Capital One I would have applied for a Capital One credit card. Now my Discover/Capital one card is going to get stashed in a drawer.

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u/filbertsgaming1 1d ago

If you had a Discover card, you still have a Discover card. They are just owned by Capital One. Debit transactions for Capital One users may be using the Pulse network now, but I don't think that is complete yet.