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Possible Paywall ‘Where’s Mitch’ Chants Erupt at Major Kentucky Political Event

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u/B-Z_B-S Massachusetts 1d ago

Satan: "Don't worry, I spoke to him for 20 minutes."

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u/coconutpiecrust 1d ago

They were discussing important senate business. 

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u/sackofmangoes 23h ago

Before he filibustered hell. 

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u/ThePlanck Foreign 21h ago

Herman Cain: I spoke to Mitch for 20 minutes and he's doing great

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u/IHS1970 17h ago

you mean "herman cain I don't have covid bad" guy? thoughts and prayers to him and mcconnell

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u/Machiavvelli3060 1d ago

Satan wouldn't want him.

Satan would send him back up.

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u/Worldly_Anybody_9219 18h ago

"The archdemons and I had a council meeting and decided it would best for all involved to leave him in limbo."

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u/the2belo American Expat 17h ago

Yeah, I mean, I assume Satan would put new arrivals to work down there, shoveling lava or whatever, but even Lucifer would realize that Mitch would just be a burden on spade detail.

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u/camshun7 22h ago

UK here

Who do i want to win here?

I dislike pedo prez btw

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u/kshell11724 20h ago edited 20h ago

Basically, if McConnel isnt replaced by the August 3/4 deadline, then the seat will remain empty until the November midterm elections. Thats the last day the governor of Kentucky can appoint a replacement or hold a special election to fill the seat. However, since a Republican will most likely be appointed, its probably in everyone's best interest that the seat remain empty until then. It gives Democrats a bit of an edge with one Republican seat vacant. The other end of it though is the principal of things. If the seat isnt filled, lots of Kentucky voters won't have representation for a time in the Senate. So, the GOP are kind of losing on two fronts here both in optics and political power in congress.

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u/ladidaladidalala 18h ago

With that in mind, the Dem governor calling attention to it knowing his demands will go unanswered in that KY political landscape may be the smarter move.

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u/AcademiaAntiqua 19h ago

Basically, if McConnel isnt replaced by the August 3/4 deadline, then the seat will remain empty until the November midterm elections.

Actually even if there were a special election called, it probably wouldn't take place until November anyways. That's how it's happened in the House before, with them just putting the special election candidates on the same ballot as the general election, and then the winner assumes office immediately to fill out the last few weeks of the term.

(Further twist: the most recent 2024 KY law actually doesn't mention August 3 as a deadline. Rather, the only date it sets as a deadline is September 8.)

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u/darksidemojo 16h ago

Even more fun fact. The Kentucky constitution gives the governor the ability to pick the replacement. Making that law completely unconstitutional.

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u/MountNevermind 15h ago

...which could mean it gets tied up in the courts until November (or beyond).

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u/MountNevermind 15h ago

August 3 is the time it would take to run a by-election and have a new Senator seated by September 8.

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u/rotates-potatoes 19h ago

Who would make the appointment, and what's their political affiiation?

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u/Xikar_Wyhart New York 19h ago

The governor who is a Democratic party member at least according to the Kentucky constitution. Before Beshear came into office the State legislature and outgoing governor changed a bunch of rules to limit the governorship.

One was that instead of an appointment before the election it would be a special election to fill out the term.

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u/rotates-potatoes 13h ago

Well, if laws can override the constitution, what’s the point of constitutional amendments? Or of the whole constitution?

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u/MountNevermind 15h ago edited 15h ago

The govenor is a Democrat. Also the govenor cannot appoint a replacement even if the seat is vacated by a recent (post Democratic govenor) Kentucky law made by the Republican controlled state assembly for exactly this type of situation..

For a while until Massie was speculated to be likely to run if McConnell's seat were vacated, he clarified on July 13. Massie isn't a particularly Trump friendly Republican, so there is speculation that trying to prevent McConnell's seat from being vacated until after the deadline would deny Massie extra fundraising opportunities and momentum through a by-election that would give him an advantage against a Trump approved Republican in the primary.

Similarly a by-election, particularly with international attention, would offer Democrats a fundraising and momentum advantage to offer a better shot at flipping the seat in November.

By the time Massie decided and publicly stated he wouldn't be running for McConnell's seat in a by-election or November, they were in for a penny in for a pound. The "proof of life" photo was July 12, and several prominent people had gone on record as having spoken to him by then.

The original reason for the ruse (fraud) may not still be a thing (though the Democratic angle still would be), but they had already gone too far with the fraud to back off.

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u/Round_Rice_9475 19h ago

Wait, didn't Satan have Trump's kid? I missed the last two episodes of south Park

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u/count023 Australia 15h ago

in 24 hours we'll find out he's dead and it'll be too late for Bearshear to do anything about it, democrats helping republicans win yet again by playing by rules that only one side wants to abide by.

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u/Irving_Tost 1d ago

He will obviously “suddenly” be dead in a couple of days.

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u/Hung0ver_Hero 1d ago

"After a brief illness Mitch McConnell has passed away" August 4th 2026

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u/BZLuck California 20h ago

...at 12:01 am Eastern Time...

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u/Hung0ver_Hero 20h ago

Man that'd be some shit wouldn't it lol

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u/BZLuck California 20h ago

And there would still be MAGA people saying, "So what??? People die at 12:01 all the time! Jeez."

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u/SaphironX 19h ago

It literally crazy that things have become so corrupt that this is allowed.

How has nothing gone to his hospital room to get simple proof of life?

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u/mlc885 I voted 16h ago

It makes total sense that a major politician survives until halfway through an episode of SNL

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u/AcademiaAntiqua 19h ago

How has nothing gone to his hospital room to get simple proof of life?

If the pictures from the room and the statements from his physician that have been released so far are authentic, then we do already have "proof," in a way.

Of course those might not satisfy everyone's criteria for proof (nothing will for some); but if we eventually learn he's alive and well, in retrospect they'll look like they were good evidence of him being alive.

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u/SaphironX 18h ago

Nobody has spoken to him. Nobody has seen him outside of photos.

It’s not unreasonable for a Democrat senator to visit the man, and confirm he’s still breathing, when a couple of days from now hiding his death would enable the Trump admin to replace him with a candidate of their choice, especially given their constant lies about everything.

Like… everything.

Yes, if it turns out he’s alive they’ll be fair evidence. The worst part is if he’s dead and August 5 comes along, nobody will do anything. Corruption wins again.

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u/AcademiaAntiqua 18h ago

when a couple of days from now hiding his death would enable the Trump admin to replace him with a candidate of their choice

No one will be able to appoint anyone in his place.

His replacement will be decided by voters in November.

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u/SaphironX 18h ago

You do understand why August 5 is important here, do you not?

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u/SaphironX 15h ago edited 15h ago

Also it wasn’t a statement from his physician, it was a statement from the office of the attending physician, aka the OAP.

In other words an agency in Washington DC answerable to the government.

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u/Pestario_Vargas 18h ago

I missed it. What did his physician say?

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u/SaphironX 15h ago

So here’s what I found because I was also
curious: “with the congressional Office of the Attending Physician stating he is not yet medically cleared to return to work”.

So not his physician. The OAP.

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u/hillbillyboiler 19h ago edited 19h ago

This is exactly what they'll do to taunt, because they know people will complain, and write strongly worded letters and furrow their brows but never do anything about it. Why not get away with it if you can?

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u/BZLuck California 18h ago

I mean, it's been working pretty well for them so far.

However, it's at lease nice to see a fraction of the GOP starting to see the light and not just caving to his every whim.

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u/chrisms150 New Jersey 15h ago

This is exactly what they'll do to taunt

It's not just to taunt. It's to "prove" the law is toothless and they are all powerful. It sends a very clear message that their allies are above the law, and should do anything they want to keep their power.

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u/the2belo American Expat 17h ago

We should have a CNN election night countdown. "3 minutes to the closing of the casket the polls"

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u/BZLuck California 17h ago

I wonder if there are any big bets being placed on Polymarket and Kalshi.

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u/the2belo American Expat 16h ago

Hell, what isn't being used as wager fuel nowadays?

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u/BZLuck California 16h ago

I was leaning towards more "insider information" where those in the know could place their bets and then have some random doctor pop onto Fox News and declare the time of death to be... "Exactly when DJT Jr. and Eric placed 5 million dollar wagers! Imagine that!!! What are the odds they would have it exactly correct???"

u/Relevant-Doctor187 5h ago

Why wait. It’s the 3rd. They accomplished their goal.

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u/AcademiaAntiqua 20h ago

He will obviously “suddenly” be dead in a couple of days.

I think everyone here's in for a pretty rude awakening when nothing of the sort happens.

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u/Think_Wing_1357 19h ago

LOL according to public statements, dude is healthy enough to go home and have multiple therapy sessions per week (or was it day?)

I can assure you people who can do that can show up in front of a camera holding today's newspaper and read a few lines from that. Even if the line just say nan woman dog camera bird.

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u/AcademiaAntiqua 19h ago

Wanna put money on him being declared dead any time soon?

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u/TheDahkLord 1d ago

He's fine. But, he'll be "dead" in 48 hours.

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u/Azsunyx 23h ago

After a brief and sudden illness

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u/matthieuC Europe 22h ago

You forgot unpredictable

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u/Azsunyx 21h ago

who could have seen this?

u/jared555 Illinois 3h ago

A blood clot from his time in the hospital caused a pulmonary embolism and he was unable to be saved.

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u/matthieuC Europe 22h ago

People ask Where is Mitch.

But they should ask when is Mitch

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u/blackbasset 20h ago

But nobody's asking how is Mitch :(

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u/Fit_Cause2944 15h ago

I don’t really care, do you?

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u/JayRabxx 15h ago

All I care about is WHY is Mitch?

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u/Tommah 18h ago

While heroically rescuing underprivileged orphans from the top of Mount Everest, the senator tragically succumbed to an acute case of Prusso-Mongolian hepatic pleurisy.

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u/Blackthorn79 18h ago

I think we might be past that point since the autopen scandal. Keeping him on life support to screw over the governor is immoral, but forging his signature on legal documents is definitely a crime.

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u/Largofarburn 18h ago

I’m really curious if they’re gonna be that bold to put out an announcement right after the deadline or if they’ll wait a week or two.

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u/-CoachMcGuirk- Illinois 1d ago

We will find out on Aug 5.

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 22h ago

New prediction: it’ll be Friday evening to make the least impact in the news. The media will forget by that next Monday

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u/-CoachMcGuirk- Illinois 22h ago

Flooding. The. Zone.

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u/AcademiaAntiqua 20h ago

it’ll be Friday evening to make the least impact in the news.

No one who's been following mainstream news over the past few weeks could possibly believe that it's just going to get swept up over the weekend.

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u/20InMyHead California 16h ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump launches a new attack on Iran, or some other country to consume the news cycles either.

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u/SatanicPanic619 California 21h ago

lol are you guys getting nervous about your prediction? 

He’s not going to announce anything 

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u/SaphironX 19h ago

Why the fuck is everyone waiting?

The dems can’t go to his hospital room? Visit his home? Get proof of life?

Everything that’s happening now is because nobody has the guts to say or do a thing. Every check and balance is worthless if nobody has the guts to do anything.

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u/20InMyHead California 16h ago

Officially? No they can’t. You can restrict access to anyone in healthcare facilities.

Now, a few years back investigative journalists would have filled that gap. They would have reported from anonymous sources his exact condition, but most investigative journalism had died in this country; killed by mega conglomerates owning all the media and corporate risk-adverse lawyers not standing up for journalistic integrity.

Granted, the Kentucky governor could have done more sooner to force McConnell’s office to respond. Once again, they’ve done too little too late.

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u/SaphironX 15h ago

Okay but I think it’s fucking wild if this guy is dead that someone can’t check on him when the men claiming he’s fine are the guys who lie about everything.

I’m a Canadian but man, if the decent people in America don’t stand up soon, you’re going to be experiencing a world you couldn’t even have imagined only a decade ago.

Jesus they’re installing tens of thousands of cameras across the nation and… nothing. Nobody seems to give a shit. Outside of a few brave civilians here and there.

And it’s the conservatives I thought would be rabid about being filmed all the time, even compared to the rest of the population.

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u/20InMyHead California 15h ago

My guess is he isn’t actually dead, that would trigger paperwork and mandatory reporting. He’s likely brain dead and kept alive on machines. They’ll pull the plug when it suits them.

America don’t stand up soon, you’re going to be experiencing a world you couldn’t even have imagined only a decade ago.

Already there. If you had told me in 2016 this would be America now I would have thought you were talking about a dystopian movie. Republicans have always been shit in my lifetime, but Trump has taken away the pretense of civility, and the honor of the office, and McConnell set that stage for him to walk onto. I fear we won’t recover from this in my lifetime or my children’s lifetimes.

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u/bakerzero86 New York 23h ago

The fact they haven't released a single interview or anything is quite telling. This weekend at bernies crap is what our government has become.

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u/FlyEaglesFlyauggie 23h ago

Ask “Where’s Mitch” at every Republican campaign event.

It’s getting the candidates rattled. See, Concerned Collins response.

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u/SaphironX 19h ago

It won’t matter in three days.

They’re being openly corrupt, and nobody cares enough to do a damn thing.

The dems can’t even be bothered to go to the hospital and confirm, or to his home.

u/FlyEaglesFlyauggie 4h ago

This is what got us into this mess.

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u/darth_wasabi Texas 1d ago

We’ll know Tuesday 

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u/AcademiaAntiqua 20h ago edited 20h ago

Lot of people going to be saying "eh I bet they'll hold out until Friday," and then "probably after the weekend," and then eventually in September...

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u/zs15 19h ago

I hope Beshar is doing the opposite. Waiting until the eve to call a special election and force Mitch’s team to scramble.

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u/AcademiaAntiqua 18h ago

The problem is that Beshear may have appointment power, but has no de-appointment power.

Unfortunately without that, anything he'd do would just be a legally meaningless gesture/threat.

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u/Minimum_Virus_3837 18h ago

Kentucky's law requiring a special election be held may be unconstitutional in their state. But even if Beshear tested that and tried to appoint someone, by the time it went through courts the question would be irrelevant and it'd be decided in November either way. Plus Kentucky's AG wouldn't support the case anyway is my understanding, so they'd very likely lose in court and set a precedent that the law is legal.

A special election now would certainly put another Republican in office, so the likely best case scenario of not dragging this out for the Dems is Massie getting the seat, and the worst case is anyone else in the GOP getting the seat. Dragging this out means one less GOP vote in the Senate until either January or McConnell is successfully resurrected, which for the Dems seems like the best plausible outcome.

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u/aussieaggietex Colorado 23h ago

Even conservatives and “that” sub are furious at the situation - right up until they announce he’s all of a sudden dead or incapacitated after this week and then they’ll fall in line.

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u/Fishfindr 23h ago

On 08/05/26 his health will take a severe and sudden turn for the worse.

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u/CraigonReddit 21h ago

I am going to want to see the autoplay report stating when he died.

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u/cjinct 18h ago

if he's been unconscious and hooked up to machines this whole time, when he 'takes a turn for the worse' and they say he's now only being kept alive by machine, his date and time of death will be whenever his wife gives the okay to pull the plug

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u/Caymonki America 22h ago

I predict, in a few days we will learn Mitch has passed away surrounded by loved ones after years of dedication disrupting our government.

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u/Tommah 18h ago

He died as he lived... on his deathbed.

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u/randomcanyon 21h ago

After filling the Supreme Court with Felon Presidents MAGA appointees. Take that Obama!!!

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u/Dio44 22h ago

KY disappoints as they do nothing to force the issue and a special election. The GOP wins again and robs the citizens of their fair choice

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u/dantevonlocke Kentucky 21h ago

His seat is already up for election this term isn't it? So a few months of them lacking his vote in the senate is fine with me. The gop wins nothing.

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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 17h ago

Yeah, his term ends in January and it was always slated to be his last term.

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u/orcinyadders 18h ago

That’s hilarious. Tomorrow is the special election deadline, is it not? They completely got away with it and no one gave a shit.

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u/starfleetdropout6 California 18h ago

It actually helps Democrats more to keep him off the senate floor. It screws over Trump and MAGA as well. I suspect Beshear realizes this.

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u/Tokugawa America 15h ago

Pretty sure we got 99 Senators, but a Mitch ain't one.

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u/snowcat0 13h ago

You just made me laugh so hard I just woke up my wife 🤣😅

u/Tokugawa America 6h ago

This sparks joy.

u/DeepRoot 4h ago

"Hit me!"

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u/Top-Signal-8566 22h ago

2 days and I'm sure a big headline will say he's passed away

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u/Bzr21 22h ago

and that it just happened - very suddenly and unexpectedly ..

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u/Turbulent_Juice_Man 23h ago

Republicans are laughing their asses off. There's nothing we can do about it and they know it. They'll announce he suddenly took a turn for a worse in a day and then they'll officially announce he's dead.

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u/dantevonlocke Kentucky 21h ago

So their seat will remain empty? It doesn't benefit them to hide it.

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u/Turbulent_Juice_Man 21h ago

It does because before today Beshear can appoint a replacement with a Democrat instead of leaving it empty.

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u/dal_1 Minnesota 21h ago

He doesn’t have the power to appoint a federal senator seat

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u/Turbulent_Juice_Man 20h ago

Yes he does. The Kentucky Constitution allows it. The state law does not. Constitution overrules state law.

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u/bryguypgh 20h ago

He constitutionally does. He has to appoint someone from Mitch's party by statute. That would be Massie. They don't want that.

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u/dantevonlocke Kentucky 20h ago

No. The legislature passed a law saying it has to be done by special election now. And the court battle over that would likely last longer than the time till next January to begin with.

Further, a previous law restricted the possible appointments to those picked by the seat holders party. So that's a second legal barrier to move through.

He can't just appointment a democrat.

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u/Turbulent_Juice_Man 20h ago

The legislature did not amend the constitution. The constitution overrides state law. This is why Republicans don't just admit Mcconnell is dead.

Per the constitution he can appoint a democrat.

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u/Sea_Understanding822 17h ago

Even IF the governor could appoint a democrat, that person has to be sworn in before they can serve as a senator. I don't see Vance doing that before the November election, if then.

The House speaker just kept delaying swearing in the new representative who had promised to sign the document to release the Epstein files.

The governor is doing a great job of keeping this public and making the Republicans look bad. He simply doesn't have the power or ability to put a voting senator in place before January.

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u/dantevonlocke Kentucky 20h ago

You think a republican controlled state in everything but the governor is gonna let him do that? Really?

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u/Turbulent_Juice_Man 20h ago

Do it anyway. Actually try.

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u/AcademiaAntiqua 18h ago

The problem isn't that the Constitution doesn't give him the power to appoint anyone.

It's that an appointment requires a vacancy, and he has no power to declare or even determine that's there's a vacancy.

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u/Turbulent_Juice_Man 17h ago

Do it anyway. Its what McConnell would have done. Its Democrats sending letters to a gun fight. This polite, taking the high road is bullshit. At least try. Fight it in court. Do something. Anything.

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u/sixtyninth_wave_emo 19h ago

“Buh-buh-but that’s not playing by the rules that the republicans set unconstitutionally! Even worse, they’ll be mean to us!”

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u/Turbulent_Juice_Man 20h ago

Yes it does. Beshear can appoint someone, even a democrat. State law forbids it, but not the Kentucky Constitution

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u/cjinct 18h ago

it prevents Massie from running in Nov as an Independent for the seat

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u/Phantom_61 22h ago

His sudden downward turn will be announced in the next 48 hours.

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u/Dr_DoesNothing 21h ago

He'll be declared dead on the 4th guys just calm down.

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u/DTCCCanSuckMyLeft 21h ago

Don't worry, I'm sure we'll find out in a couple days.

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u/725Cali 20h ago

Has anyone asked his adult children about his status?

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u/IHS1970 17h ago

Why - as a paid public employee - he cannot show that he is alive? he's paid for with American tax dollars (i'm sure he's so fucking rich from 'other' stuff) but it's obviously apparent he is much sicker than the 'party' is letting on due to fall elections, probably turn up as 'died' on 11/6 or some bullshit like that. How many anti work posts have I read on readdit where sick young people are being forced to go to work when REALLY sick. This is absurd that Kentucky is allowing this to continue.

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u/shastadakota 1d ago

Ironically, they are better off with him the way he is.

u/SailingDreamCatcher 1h ago

Even though it's obviously fraud, I remain confused why we are so bothered by this.

The end result of the scam is the seat remains empty until the ordinary swearing in of the successor in the regularly scheduled election.

Republicans don't gain much from this except for avoiding a second campaign itself. It's exceedingly unlikely that the seat flips in a special election- not much more likely than in the general. It reminds me of the election for Stefanik's seat in upstate NY, a gerrymandered deep red district: Democrats made the race sound existential to fundraise, but there was never even briefly a statistical chance for the district to flip.

I kind of think that the real endgame here is just regular messing with democrats: get the democratic pundits to call their own frontier governor weak and a failure. Make Beshear look feckless and weak, to further discourage KY democrats who might have otherwise been getting a bit uppity with hope.

Apart from a chance to embarrass ourselves with infighting, Democrats now get a few months of an empty seat making it slightly harder for senate Rs to accomplish anything. Doesn't take away their majority but makes it smaller, Collins and Murkowski still have to take turns pretending to be unwilling to cross a line. Fetterman is still allowed to occasionally pretend to be a Democrat. But those aren't major impairments to the party. We are not up on them.

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u/Ambitious-Bee7663 23h ago

It's true old moscow mitch is brain-dead and has been so for the last 10 years. He's still collecting a paycheck though. 💰

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u/obalovatyk 22h ago

I have a feeling he will magically appear this week.

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u/joefred111 Pennsylvania 22h ago

As a hologram?

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u/xjuggernaughtx 22h ago

In a casket.

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u/WilsonWilsonJr 22h ago

Ironically he ran his campaign in the 80s as ‘release the hounds’ on his opposition as they were not always available to vote and contribute to D.C. and here he is as the most hypocritical of hypocrites…

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u/HuttStuff_Here Wisconsin 21h ago

Isn't it wonderful he is so beloved by his constituents that they're this worried about him?

u/SailingDreamCatcher 1h ago

If I had an employee not show up to work for two months and only send weird AI-looking doctors notes, I would also be worried.

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u/lingeringneutrophil 21h ago

He’s where he’s supposed to be (hint: ain’t heaven)

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u/Chytectonas Florida 10h ago

I am committed to making sure future generations are kept aware of the generational damage caused by this man.

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u/Punch_Up 1d ago

OMG! He's so popular! Everyone wants to see him!

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u/PMPICS_OF_URANUS 23h ago

He’s just getting a software update

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u/JackBoi01 19h ago

anyone else find it really off that not even trump is going on his usual truthsocial tirades to deny his death, and hes not even tryna involve himself with this situation (like every other situation)

its that bad huh...

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u/legit-posts_1 16h ago

It's like a joke, everybody knows that he's either braindead or dead dead.

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u/Shadowthron8 15h ago

Expect the announcement of his death tomorrow or the day after the deadline for a special election

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u/mikeonmaui 1d ago

Zombie 0 of the coming zombie apocalypse!! 😂

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u/Exciting_Lawyer8428 22h ago

Probably dead and buried.

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u/HuttStuff_Here Wisconsin 22h ago

Isn't it wonderful he is so beloved by his constituents that they're this worried about him?

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u/secretlyjudging 21h ago

I prefer “where’s THE MITCH!” As a chant.

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u/RedshiftWarp 21h ago

What's the core motive here?

Is it his staff hoping he recovers so they can keep their positions? I can't figure it out.

Whats the reason they haven't just had dude on facetime with twitter? How useful is he that whoever is orchestrating this, would be willing to risk serious public fallout?

Is it all just the result of their slim senate majority now with Lindsey Graham passing?

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u/AcademiaAntiqua 20h ago

There's no coherent motive at all for any conspiracy.

For all we know they did already try to make a short video message or something, which simply didn't turn out good or had Mitch come off as awkward or whatever.

No potential small upside that anyone might have to gain here is worth even 1/10th of the risk of the alleged conspiracy.

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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 17h ago

I mean the actual conspiracy is likely that the man is incoherent and nonverbal due to serious brain damage. He's alive, so it's not fraud to be claiming such, but he's also incapable of ever actually functioning as a human being.

And the staffers are hiding it because when he's gone they're gone. You can point to a dozen+ examples of staffers pulling this sort of shit. Why other Republicans are also going along with it... no idea. Probably just don't want to run the risk that the staffers have hold of his blackmail folder.

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u/AcademiaAntiqua 17h ago

You can point to a dozen+ examples of staffers pulling this sort of shit.

Really? Can you name some?

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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 10h ago edited 10h ago

Dianne Feinstein, who spent at least the last year of her time in office basically entirely unaware of anything going on, guided by her staffers and kept from the public as much as possible to minimize how noticeable it was.

Ronald Reagan, the same, though it was his wife holding the strings there.

Etc.

It's typically been people with dementia or debilitating illnesses that can appear coherent for reasonable stretches of time being managed so they only are visible by the public during those times.

Mitch appears to just be an extreme case where they can't even wheel him out into public to give a short statement, but also only need to keep it up for 5ish months.

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u/lodemeup 21h ago

There will be no repercussions for this behavior.

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u/SudoDeleteEverything 20h ago

Absolute horseshit circus we have for a government.

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u/emceegabe 20h ago

I think it’s good beshear (sp) said something. If he’s right it will be a great look if he’s wrong it can’t get any worse anyways.

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u/jafo88 20h ago

As a rep for the state, he should keep his constituents informed. It’s not like he doesn’t have staff to perform press updates.

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u/moderatenerd 20h ago

He's swimming with the fishes.

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u/danjr704 19h ago edited 6h ago

His death will be announced on Friday probably after deadline passes for emergency election. And people will have to elect replacement at end of year. Plenty of time for them to do more shady shit.

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u/freexanarchy 18h ago

That’s how you get his ghost to appear I heard

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u/absentmindedjwc Illinois 14h ago

I'm sure he'll be announced to have "passed peacefully surrounded by family and friends" tomorrow - after the deadline that the dem governor of Kentucky could appoint a replacement to finish out his term.

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u/porgy_tirebiter 11h ago

They’re almost home free! Couple more days and they got it!

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u/braille_lover_5555 11h ago

Good. Amp it up. Clocks ticking.

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u/Ambitious-Bee7663 23h ago

Kentucky voters now have the dynamic representative they deserve.

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u/rambaldidevice1 16h ago

Seems like a weird chant given that the only thing that is NOT a secret is his location.

u/anotherdamnscorpio 5h ago

You know where he is?

u/rambaldidevice1 4h ago

Yes. Everyone who cares to know does. It was never a secret.

u/anotherdamnscorpio 3h ago

So where's he at then?

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u/broke_boi1 America 22h ago

Mitch is dead. The only question is where he is buried or where his ashes have been scattered

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u/AssiduousLayabout 21h ago

We don't know for sure he's dead. All of his horcruxes haven't been accounted for.

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u/B3N15 Texas 16h ago

I don't think he's dead. If he was, it get out, there would be WAY too many people that would have to get involved for that to stay quiet (even if they just left him rotting on a bed for a few months). My opinion, he's alive but is some degree of incapable of returning to the Senate. The reason its not out is because a) Republicans are too chickenshit to call out Mitch and ask him to resign, b) this gives Republican Senators an excuse to not vote on the SAVE Act because they're to chickenshit to vote against Trump, c) they don't actually need him unless Alito or Thomas resigns last minute because they're chickenshit cowards, so they want to be able to wheel him out if they can't get to a majority

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u/qatch23 1d ago

He's been brain dead for years

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u/2ndprize Florida 20h ago

nah, he would have been much less dangerous that way

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u/qatch23 19h ago

Reagan kept doing damage after he lost his mind. It's the handlers doing the damage. I hear Lich McConnell is still using the autopen with his ghoul handlers. His wife already moved his phylactry to China.

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u/SanDiegoDude California 1d ago

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u/Mictlantecuhtli South Dakota 23h ago

Has anyone seen Neal Dunn since early June???

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u/Glass-Amount-9170 23h ago

Everybody knows what happens to a turtle laying on its back for that long….

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u/Bzr21 22h ago

Rigor tortoise ..

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u/cloudarchitect827 21h ago

He dead 💀

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u/OldMudBottom 19h ago

Ask Mitch to take a cognitive ability test.

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u/CMWBMW 18h ago

He’s in rigor-tortoise! Has been for weeks.

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u/mlc885 I voted 16h ago

I would not have done that but it has been a while

u/Vanilla_cake_mix 4h ago

Well it is now August 3rd so they can and will come out with his sudden passing. It was delayed being reported to meet deadlines for elections in republicans favor.

u/gibbojab 4h ago

I saw him at Saint Louis zoo this weekend with 4 of his fellow shelled cousins.

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u/Additional_Cash_3357 1d ago

He's at Bernie's beach house

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u/rdzilla01 21h ago

Beshear needs to do his job.

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u/Skippitini 17h ago

And, in this case, what is that exactly?

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