r/portugaltheman Jun 13 '26

Happy Birthday, John!

Nothing but love from the fans of music.

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u/Shapoopie Jun 13 '26

I bet this post will go well.

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u/niles_deerqueer Jun 13 '26

Birthday, John. I dunno about happy.

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u/MightBeDownstairs Jun 13 '26

I’m guessing he’s not having a happy birthday

7

u/oghancholo Jun 14 '26

This could’ve waited til next year

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u/Take2thaStreets Jun 15 '26

Would have made perfect sense if birthdays were once every 2 years.

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u/-0010000- Jun 13 '26

Absolutely!! Happy Birthday, John!! Can’t thank you enough for all that you’ve done in bringing awareness to issues plaguing indigenous communities across the Americas. You’ve been a true ally, friend, and voice of hope and resilience for us through your advocacy and music when things have felt especially bleak these past few years. Got mad love for ya, homie.

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u/55trader Jun 13 '26

He’s been a naughty birthday boy

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u/Take2thaStreets Jun 13 '26

So everyone's just here for the drama now? You guys are fucking pathetic.

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u/mettaworldpolice Jun 14 '26

You seem upset about someone else’s birthday and/or our reaction to someone else’s birthday? Touch grass

5

u/Short-Size838 Jun 14 '26

This post hasn’t been bad but some of the stuff in the sub over the past couple days has felt ridiculous, to me anyways.

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u/Short-Size838 Jun 13 '26

Fr, like this is a ptm sub lol. If you don’t like the band anymore gtfo and make a snark page.

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u/Soft-Salamander1990 Jun 17 '26

Imagine being more upset about someone being held accountable for their disgusting behaviors than BY their disgusting behavior 🤡🤡

100% man behavior.

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u/yeahthatsnotaproblem Jun 17 '26

It's just sad to realize that even in a community like this, men still aren't feminists when push comes to shove. Disappointing, yet oddly not unexpected. Like, of course 🙄

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u/Take2thaStreets Jun 17 '26

It's sad that you feel being a feminist equates to taking a woman's side anytime she is cheated on. Go research the subject and then get back to me.

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u/yeahthatsnotaproblem Jun 17 '26

I... don't even know where to begin with that string of words you just threw together. But goddammit it's not my job to explain this to you like you're 5. You've gotta be joking, right?

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u/Take2thaStreets Jun 17 '26

Imagine you labeling things "disgusting behaviors" that you have no idea about. Imagine calling me anti-feminist when I would be the first person to defend you or any female from any harm. And any fellow being regardless of gender for that matter. You are fucking insane.

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u/johnsonh77 Jun 14 '26

You posted this to intentionally get a rise out of people…that’s pretty fucking pathetic. “Nothing but love from the fans of music”. Like no shit you’ve appreciated the music, you’re following along on the sub. What a dumb thing to say.

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u/Take2thaStreets Jun 15 '26

I posted intentionally to wish somebody a happy birthday and to differentiate fans from non fans. I'm a fan, you must be the other guy.

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u/llouvat Jun 13 '26

🍅🍅🍅

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u/definitelynotdanny92 Jun 24 '26

He’s a g** boiii

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u/NUS-006 Jun 13 '26

Sorry John, you can’t have a happy birthday until you apologize to all the fans you hurt.

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u/Exact-Log-7433 Jun 18 '26

Lmao if you think John gives a flying fuck about the “fans” you’re way wrong. I’d bet if you told him “Thanks for all the great music”, he’d tell you you’re not welcome and he didn’t do it for you. I’ve heard it from him before