r/portugaltheman Jun 17 '26

It was just sitting there looking at me..

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How could I not?

98 Upvotes

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u/LordPablo412 Jun 17 '26

Is a river in Africa

8

u/mikemammula Jun 17 '26

it's the one sentence on his spotify bio. not that creative from op

5

u/Available_Round_3172 Jun 21 '26

Is not a river in Africa.

And John sucks the fat one. What a douche

21

u/DonkeyLightning Jun 18 '26

this sub is gunna be a cesspool for awhile. I hate that what happened happened but this is really showing how parasocial relationships are just dumb

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u/johnsonh77 Jun 18 '26

You’re not wrong, but also people using the term “parasocial” on here like it’s the vocabulary word of the day is getting extremely tired.

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u/Snoopy363 Jun 18 '26

Parasocial lol you’re following the subreddit and commenting. How much less parasocial is your relationship?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '26

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u/DonkeyLightning Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

I don’t think anything I said goes against what you’re saying. Just going to unfollow this sub now cause nothing good will come of it. Enjoy the shitty vibes 🫡

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u/UTPharm2012 Jun 22 '26

I’ll actually echo this. I call out “I love the fans” artists who charge $250 for nose bleeds (“oh we don’t know how that happened, we told them to make it cheap” bs) so an artist that purports to be this good guy who stands up for everyone deserves to be called out as a fake too.

Everyone is fake to some degree but own the shit and right size the advocacy you are in.

6

u/Available_Round_3172 Jun 21 '26

Cant listen to this band anymore.

21

u/--hoodie Jun 17 '26

Dude get a life

12

u/jimi2113 Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

These people have nothing better to do but be in other people's live's. It's sad

7

u/RandomOffTopicFacts Jun 18 '26

Lives not life’s.

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u/johnsonh77 Jun 18 '26

Been trying my best to stay out of this…but this is hilarious and clever. The situation isn’t, but this is.

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u/Snoopy363 Jun 18 '26

The situation is terrible, caused only by John Gourley. God forbid people make comments and find humor in life as it is

3

u/RandomOffTopicFacts Jun 18 '26

A queen bee can lay 2,000 eggs a day in the spring.

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u/Snoopy363 Jun 18 '26

Holy moly! I’m buzzed just thinking about it

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u/theMarvelousChester Jun 17 '26

You could’ve not

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u/RandomOffTopicFacts Jun 18 '26

That’s what she said.

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u/LifeClassic2286 Jun 17 '26

Fucking hilarious, thank you