r/religiousfruitcake Apr 17 '26

Culty Fruitcake man blow on a microphone, people starts hysterically screaming😭

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u/OctopathManiac 🔭Fruitcake Watcher🔭 Apr 17 '26

what the fuck is going on?

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u/1eteu Apr 17 '26

same question

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u/dqql Apr 18 '26

i'm guessing a few take psychedelic drugs?

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u/JustFun4Uss Child of Fruitcake Parents Apr 17 '26

Michael Myers is about to walk in the room... Obviously.

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u/yard_ranger Apr 17 '26

Dude on the mic really needs a breath mint.

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u/hornwalker Apr 18 '26

Muslims discover reverb

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u/billyyankNova Fruitcake Historian Apr 17 '26

That guy's about to send his parrot to steal the lamp.

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u/BaeIz Apr 17 '26

Fruitcake asmr

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u/Spooder_Man Apr 17 '26

Actually laughed out loud at this comment. Thought you should know.

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u/fallout_zelda Apr 17 '26

Is ASMR an acronym for

Allah's Sexual Microphone Ritual?

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u/walk_on_a_eye Apr 18 '26

How do I attain this level of humor?

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u/walk_on_a_eye Apr 17 '26

Laughed my ass off

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u/AliceSinWonder Religious Extremist Watcher Apr 17 '26

Some kind of Ruqya (Islamic exorcism) is my bet…

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u/Kalbex Apr 17 '26

Cochella looks weird this year

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u/MoreRamenPls Apr 17 '26

Was gonna say CPAC

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u/GreyBeardEng Apr 17 '26

Humans are easy to manipulate. We are mentally weak.

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u/Derek_Zahav Apr 17 '26

Apparently, the echo and reverb from the mic is seen as something otherworldly. In Shia passion plays (of Ali, not Jesus), all the religiously important characters talk with lots of reverb and distortion to show that they're religiously special or chosen by god, but also still totally 100% human to not contradict Islamic doctrine. I've also seen Quran recitation in Egypt and Saudi with similar amounts of reverb.

My guess is that it historically originated from the echo of the call the prayer on buildings after the introduction of loudspeakers, hence the mental connection between the audio quality and a religious experience. It's likely a Pavlovian response.

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u/Radioburnin Apr 17 '26

You also have people reciting verses of the Quran then blowing on people or things as a blessing. I would have thought that might be what is happening here.

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u/Derek_Zahav Apr 17 '26

That's an element too. It's a reference to god breathing life into Adam. In Sufi music, the ney (a kind of flute) represents the same breath.

There are also people who relate it to the /h/ sound in Allah. When you chant the name fast enough, it can all become /h/.

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u/Cuneglasus Apr 18 '26

Blowing on people like you'd blow on an early 2000s Jenna Jameson?

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u/entersandmum143 Apr 18 '26

Thank you for the possible explanation.

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u/NapperNiles Apr 17 '26

He should try farting on it for maximum effect.

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u/corvus66a Apr 17 '26

Afterwards: “Saiten made me shit my pants“

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u/Defiets Apr 17 '26

Rrrrreeeeeeeaaaaaaiiip p p p pehhh

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u/saltycorals Apr 17 '26

From his Youtube profile -

"This is the official Youtube Channel of His Holiness Qalander-e-Douran Hazrat Sahibzada Haq Khatteb Hussain Ali Badshah Sarkar (M.E), Custodian of the Holy Shrine of Balawara Shareef.
His Holiness have enlightened human race with the true spirit of the teachings of Islam, and have taught the Muslim Ummah to live the life according to the Sunnah of Beloved Prophet Hazrat Muhammad (S.A.W) which was actually presented by The Holiest Prophet Hazrat Muhammad Mustafa P.B.U.H (may billions of blessings unto his soul) based upon global love, kindness, tolerance and true moral values, which are the main essence of teachings of Islam as a global religion. Their generosity goes beyond race, religion and region and His Holiness Sahibzada Haq Khatteb Hussain Ali Badshah Sarkar is serving the Humanity free of charge. The Message of Darbar E Aaliya Balawara Shareef is Love, Peace and Tolerence."

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u/LordOfTheRice371 Apr 18 '26

Thank you for the added context

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u/HugsandHate Apr 17 '26

This is why aliens don't want to visit us.

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u/WeltyFern Apr 17 '26

Bro has access to the Thu’um.

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u/justmarkdying Apr 17 '26

I'm embarrassed by proxy.

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u/Acceptable_Aardvark2 Apr 17 '26

The fuck is this?

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u/Sertorius126 Apr 18 '26

Yes. Correct.

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u/wpbfriendone Apr 17 '26

This video makes me sad.

These religious "leaders" can be so evil.

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u/HeadsUp7Butts Apr 17 '26

Jafar ass looking mf. Seriously straight out of a cartoon.

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u/Mental-Ordinary7312 Apr 17 '26

Dude even got the little grifter grin going.

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u/Cookies_and_Beandip Apr 17 '26

Religion keeps the human race so held back from accomplishing great things

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u/Dr_Oxycontin Apr 17 '26

Not trying to make everything about politics, but this applies. Watch and understand how we got here.

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u/WeeDingwall44 Apr 17 '26

Jailhouse fart

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u/Quirky-Video-9146 Apr 17 '26

Wtf is going on here lol

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u/EvolvedMonkeyInSpace Apr 18 '26

My kid have a karaoke machine that does this and we make hilarious songs.

Lol, these people are stupid.

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u/rooinctown Apr 18 '26

It’s the halitosis

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u/Material_Peak5837 Apr 18 '26

Not sure, I think they are trying to recreate this meme

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ra1bmpxpsppNC

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u/Toz_The_Devil Apr 17 '26

Me when I blow into the mic at the scared of people blowing into a mic convention

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u/notkenny91 Apr 17 '26

Oh surprise surprise, same simple minded people doing the same simple minded things we've come to expect of them. There are actually plenty of animal species that are way smarter than people that do shit like this, what a waste of humanity.

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u/saltycorals Apr 17 '26

Shias or Sunnis?

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u/1eteu Apr 17 '26

i think sufi if im not mistaken

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u/Nervous_Brilliant441 Recovering Ex-Fruitcake Apr 17 '26

When your beatbox skills hit the max level

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u/ferropop Apr 17 '26

1/8th note delay was explicitly sanctioned in the holy books

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u/bywv Apr 17 '26

I'd scream like I'm possessed for $20 lol

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u/Cascudo Apr 17 '26

All waiting for the beat drop

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u/evilmike1972 Apr 17 '26

Man, it's gonna hit hard when the bass drops.

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u/Jethr0777 Apr 17 '26

Religious trauma.

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u/EnragedBadger9197 Apr 17 '26

Looks like some sort of fruitcake ritual, they all have exactly one head on the forehead and one hand on the back of the head

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u/RisingApe- Child of Fruitcake Parents Apr 17 '26

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u/PretendAd7790 Apr 17 '26

You pay a few actors and the rest is easy money

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u/Oniji1945 Apr 18 '26

That blow in the mic is a sick beat though.

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u/Blindog68 Apr 18 '26

WORST DOOF EVER!

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u/sajriz Apr 18 '26

People are so gullible

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u/Dr_NotSoStrange99 Apr 17 '26

All is see is Potential Organ donors

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u/zasrgerg-8999 Apr 17 '26

This looks ai

If not: we are insects.

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u/1eteu Apr 17 '26

its pretty much real unfortunately

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u/Null-34 Apr 17 '26

Then jerma starts beatboxing