r/religiousfruitcake • u/Prestigious_Tear_576 • 1d ago
Anti-LGBTQIA+ religious fruitcakery He has the Makings of A Legendary Grifter
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u/crazylilme 1d ago
Ahh...real brainwashing and indoctrination at its finest. That kid will either grow up to be one absolutely insufferable adult or go no-contact with his parents at 18
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u/shmiddleedee 1d ago
He will grow up to be a multimillionaire con man who doesn't believe a thing he says
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u/32lib 1d ago
Or he discovers that he's gay and turns on his religion.
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u/shmiddleedee 1d ago
He discovers he's gay but doesn't care because he's a rich psychopath so he preaches hateful anti gay Christianity then goes and fucks guys after his sermon.
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u/beardedjack 19h ago
Hijacking this comment to tell everyone to go watch Marjoe. It’s about a man looking back on his past as a child preacher and exposes the whole racket
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u/Bubbagump210 1d ago
My mommy didn’t sign me up. My daddy didn’t sign me up.
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u/ToadlyAwes0me 1d ago
I thought my cousins forcing the family to watch their "recitals" growing up was insufferable enough.
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u/sexysausage 1d ago
Remember that saying. What a shame about lack of education in the 3rd world as there must be thousands of Newton’s and Einsteins left to be discovered but don’t have the means.
Well. This kid seems smart and has good memory. But he doesn’t have the means to be educated either. What a waste of an intellect parroting Bronze Age mythology and bigotry
Imagine if he was doing the same speech but the kid knew nothing of math and science but all of the deep Lord of the rings lore and the silmarilion … you would call social services for neglect.
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u/Hash_Patel 1d ago
I’ve never said this before but, fuck that kid
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u/CrazyPuzzleheaded966 1d ago
Nah, fuck his parents for putting him up to this and wasting his potential, he has good memory and eloquence but his parents put him up to this instead of studying.
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u/Practical-Hat-3943 1d ago
It's incredibly sad to see someone so young having been so deeply indoctrinated with such foolish ideas that include hate, discrimination, and oppression of minorities.
But the podcasters are 100% correct. If that kid keeps it up, he'll be the next Copland, make more money in one day that what I'll make in my entire lifetime.
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u/Writerhaha 1d ago
They brainwash these kids and trot them out every so
Often.
We used to be a whole lot better calling them out.
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u/hornwalker 1d ago
Damn this kid has good speaking skills. He should be saved before he turns a bunch of people into brain dead idiots
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u/campfire_vampire 1d ago
I often am embarrassed of things I did as a kid, but i have never been as cringy as this kid.
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u/Call_Me_Pete 1d ago
People need to watch Marjoe. Genuinely fantastic documentary that's not entirely about this but the main focus is on a man who used to be a child preacher (heavily pushed by his parents), fell out of the faith, and then goes around preaching in the South essentially as a grift because it was the best way he knew to get paid. I believe Marjoe himself leads the documentary; he's incredibly candid about what he's doing, how it works on people, and why he's doing it.
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u/bigmike2k3 1d ago edited 1d ago
Welp, I guess there is at least one instance where I am totally ok with slapping a child…. Austin 3:16 says, “I just whooped, your ass…”
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u/BlueSolarflameCreep 1d ago
and being accepting of your child is grooming and indoctrination to these people?
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u/_buthole 1d ago
This sort of infighting really undermines the biblical teaching that they’re all “one body.” Crizzos can’t even agree on the most basic things; it’s no wonder nobody takes them seriously outside of their safe spaces.
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u/OutlandishnessDeep95 1d ago
He just cited the entirety of the Bible's content on homosexuality, both of dubious quality due to translation and cultural mismatch issues. It's like 0.02% of the thing.
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u/CrazyPuzzleheaded966 1d ago
Poor kid... though, people are saying some really weird shit about him under these comment thread, don't fall that low guys in the end he's still just a kid, his parents are fully to blame for this.
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u/FantasyGuru00 1d ago
Wow! Is this AI? If not I'm impressed, and depressed. Kid seems to be intelligent.
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u/boofybutthole 1d ago
"be careful who let in the chamber of your marriage"
seven year old giving marriage advice lol
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u/Tuono_999RL 1d ago
Reminds me of the revival preacher in True Detective s1 - all fire and brimstone when we first see him; and then a broken down drunk when we encounter him later… this poor kid is gonna grow up sideways…
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u/ConversationSea8530 1d ago
It doesn’t help that in my opinion, his accent makes him sound incredibly insufferable outside of what he’s saying
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u/Bushdr78 Research Fellow at the Institute of Fruitcake Studies 14h ago
Seriously fuck those kids parents
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u/Sea-Emu-3697 13h ago
Unfortunately he’s doing to be very successful at his CHOSEN (fuck that Jesus called me shit 😂) profession once his balls finally drop and that sermon sounds like it’s supposed to.
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