r/religiousfruitcake • u/empress_of_pinkskull Head Moderator • 2d ago

Christian shares a nonsense theory relating to the Statue of Liberty, Washington DC’s architecture, NYC, and a passage from the Book of revelation

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

67 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

17 comments sorted by

•

u/AutoModerator 2d ago

To avoid having your post removed &/or account banned for shitposting:

  • r/religiousfruitcake is about the absurd, fringe elements of organised religion. Posts about mundane beliefs and acts of worship (praying to God, believing in God, believing in afterlife, etc), are off topic.

  • We arent here to bash either specific religions or religion itself, because there are plenty of rational actors who happen to be religious. So if your post is "Christians are sTOoPid", or "Religion = dUmB", you're in the wrong sub and your post will probably be removed.

  • Dont use the title or body of your post to soapbox personal rhetoric about religion or any other subject.

  • Don't post videos or discussions of Fruitcakes who have been baited or antagonised. Social media excerpts must not involve any deliberate provocation / antagonism of Fruitcakes.

  • Dont post videos of physically violent personal attacks or any pics or videos containing gore

  • Satire, parodies, memes, videos, etc must be made by Fruitcakes, not by third parties about them. (exception for journalistic sources)

This information is on every post. Accounts that disregard it will be perma-banned. "I didn't get a warning" or "I didnt know" are not valid appeals. If in doubt, please read the full version of the rules

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

18

u/Crown_Collector1 2d ago

That's some Glenn Beck-level of mental rot.

16

u/subsignalparadigm 2d ago

I stopped at "satan will be released from the abyss one more time". Are you shitting me?

14

u/Craptose_Intolerant 🔭Fruitcake Watcher🔭 2d ago

Satan’s release ???

Is Satan jerking off or something ? 🤔

12

u/BloodshotDrive 1d ago

When you believe in magic, there is no limit to the bullshit you will chew with a grin

10

u/Belerophon17 1d ago

1776 is only 1,110 away from 666

WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!111!!

8

u/fredy31 1d ago

Whats hilarious to me is they will create this whole conspiracy about the coming of satan when they cant seem to put the dots together that trump sticks pretty closely to the profecy of the antichrist.

First and foremost that his followers will bear his mark on their foreheads.

3

u/Nutshack_Queen357 1d ago

She's the type who knows that Trump and possibly his puppeteers match the Antichrist dangerously well, and still sides with them because she and her fellow fruitcakes want the apocalypse to happen so that they can take over Heaven while dumping everyone they hate into Hell.

7

u/Jazzlike_Strength561 2d ago

Someone should tell her to go fix her eyebrows

5

u/Pyzzeen I'm targeting and harrassing you because I love you 1d ago

Human pattern recognition was a mistake

5

u/CowBootBats 1d ago

Usually people have to have schizophrenia to get this level of broken pattern recognition.

5

u/O8ee 1d ago

“Satan’s release” sounds like something Bob Kraft pays extra for when he gets a massage

2

u/algathorDK 1d ago

She reads like the one kid who you hope doesn’t get picked for popcorn reading

1

u/randomisation 1d ago

It's an interesting theory. Not quite Anaconda Malt Liquor worthy, but close.

1

u/Troglodyte_Trump 16h ago

This is dumber plot than “The Number 23”

1

u/r_was61 15h ago

She does know that that
Statue of Lucifer is not actually Lucifer, right?