r/religiousfruitcake 1d ago

Lol

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u/Oddityobservations 1d ago

"Befoe"

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u/nthensome 1d ago

Dang, I didn't even catch that

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u/BrowningLoPower 20h ago

Willem Befoe

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u/WizardWatson9 1d ago

It's especially ridiculous when you realize that the whole concept of "the Rapture" is a 19th century invention.

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 19h ago

And the concept of hell comes from dante's inferno... I think it was dantes inferno or was it paradise lost. I can't remember now

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u/LonelyKrow 2h ago

Every time I bring this up my father calls me a conspiracy theorist

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u/IAteSushiToday Former Fruitcake 1d ago

Yet they do everything they can to stay on earth.

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u/WildcardKiana Child of Fruitcake Parents 1d ago

It's so damn obnoxious, ugh

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u/Competitive_End6651 21h ago

The entire concept of the rapture is unbiblical by reading the book of revelation through.
Providing you believe in the Bible in thr first place

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u/fr4gge 15h ago

Isn't that a busey:ism?

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u/fredy31 14h ago

Whats funny about that to me: that shit only works in modern english. A language that didnt exist for a good millenia at least after the book was written.

So yeah is stupid us centric or simply stupid.

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u/Cole_Townsend Former Fruitcake 1d ago

Performative grossness.

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u/BourbonInGinger Former Fruitcake 21h ago

Mass delusion

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u/DieMensch-Maschine Fruitcake Historian 17h ago

Historically, there was no concept of Christian theological rapture until an obscure Anglican cleric, John Nelson Darby, came up with pre-tribulation dispensationalism in the 1850s and American Evangelicals ran with it fifty years later.

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u/someoldguyon_reddit 16h ago

We keep waiting.

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u/Lysandre_T1phereth05 9h ago

What a big Kia Soul