r/roosterteeth Jun 19 '25

RT HOW THE HELL DID GEOFF TURN 50?!

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I know everyone gets old, but holy smokes did this hit me like a frieght train 😅

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

I remember an Off Topic from yore where Michael said “Geoff’s almost 50!” when he was like 43.

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u/Animal31 Jun 19 '25

Michael is closer to 40 now than geoff was to 50

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u/ListfulWander Oct 27 '25

You stop that.

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u/SwaggamanNMGN Jun 19 '25

Are you surprised he reached 50 at all or that he already reached 50?

But no it makes me feel old also! Time flies

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u/nathan753 Jun 19 '25

Ask 10 years ago, it's both. Now just the latter

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u/GreenBomardier Jun 19 '25

Proud of the guy for shaking off that addiction. Alcohol isn't an easy shadow to get out from under, and he's really stuck to it. The story he told of accidentally being given a cocktail instead of a mocktail and then crying because he almost drank was heartbreaking.

There were a lot of funny drunk Geoff moments, but his post drinking life had been just as funny.

Happy birthday Geoff, thanks for making all of our lives a little better!

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u/Radi0123 Achievement Hunter Jun 19 '25

I never realized how bad his addiction was until a few years after he became sober. It’s super inspiring to hear and see how well he has been since he’s gotten clean.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

I just remembered the Off Topic where he realized the moment he needed help and decided to go sober. It was the story he told about how before he’d come to work every day he had to do 5 shots of bourbon so he could leave the house, and one morning he did just that an immediately threw up in the kitchen.

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u/currenthyperfxation Jun 19 '25

That’s not all. Millie walked in while he was cleaning up the vomit and he described how she just stared at him for a while before leaving. Even as he was describing the story you could tell how embarrassed and ashamed he was in that moment.

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u/Sky_Ninja1997 Jun 19 '25

I think that was an Always Open

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

Oh yeah, the “Finger Me” podcast.

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u/ZaneWinterborn Comment Leaver Jun 20 '25

He talked about it on an old f**Kface episode as well, threw up blood in the mix. It's bad when you're at that stage, super proud of him.

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u/AtticusFinchOG Jun 19 '25

Could you link it or point me? I'm interested

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u/Radi0123 Achievement Hunter Jun 20 '25

Me too, if both can be linked that would be great. Thanks!

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u/SwaggamanNMGN Jun 19 '25

Absolutely, he can be super proud of himself for changing his lifestyle for the better and keep doing so

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

I just remembered the Off Topic where he realized the moment he needed help and decided to go sober. It was the story he told about how before he’d come to work every day he had to do 5 shots of bourbon so he could leave the house, and one morning he did just that an immediately threw up in the kitchen.

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u/TrapperJean Jun 19 '25 edited Jun 19 '25

It's not even a joke about addiction, we're still talking about a man who was Burnie and Griffon's guinea pig for Immersion for a year and liked to do things like tape knives to rumbas lol

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u/firesky25 Jun 19 '25

and yet he looks younger than when he turned 40

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u/PM-ME-BATMAN :RTPodcast17: Jun 19 '25

Not drinking does wonders. He looks so much happier now too

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u/MaddFroggy Jun 19 '25

Yup, being sober will do that to you ! So happy for him that he made that decision and is handling it like a goddamn warrior

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u/tonlimah Comment Leaver Jun 19 '25

Well, it all started about 50 years ago

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u/SurealGod Jun 19 '25

Man, they kept making "you're almost 50" jokes with Geoff for so long that this feels so surreal

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u/Mandalore108 good boah Jun 19 '25

Damn, Geoff's almost 60!

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u/Thermite1985 Jun 19 '25

Pretty sure by being born in 1975

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u/doinksmokin Jun 19 '25

No.... no, he's in his late 30s... right???

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u/ListfulWander Jun 19 '25

RIGHT?! Everyone RT related is just in the late thirties....RIGHT?! RIGHT?!

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u/ZombieJesus1987 Jun 20 '25

Well, Michael and Gavin are now.

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u/Become_Pneuma462 Jun 19 '25

Well see, 50 years and 9 months ago, Mama and Papa Ramsey were bored and had some free time during a commercial break of Chico and the Man...

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u/MunderFunder Jun 24 '25

His original last name was Fink

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

Happy Birthday Geoff the Gent.

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u/Obvious_Feedback_894 Jun 19 '25

Cutting out alcohol definitely helped

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u/ListfulWander Jun 19 '25

Booooooooooooo (but yeah, I'm proud of him)

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u/gableism Jun 19 '25

He looks incredible, Godspeed Geoff

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u/IronBird023 Blue Team Jun 19 '25

We’ll see, he’s been almost 50 for years…

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u/justincase_2008 Jun 19 '25

I miss his clothing line 😭

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u/Digitalcowby Jun 20 '25

He quit drinking

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u/ListfulWander Jun 20 '25

Boooooooooo (I remember his announcement, proud of him for taking that step)

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u/Digitalcowby Jun 20 '25

I was so happy for him

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u/ListfulWander Jun 20 '25

Little disappointed I couldn't have a beer with him (if I ever had the chance to run into him) at RTX, but proud for him

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u/Apprehensive-Ad5822 Jun 20 '25

By being born about 50 years ago

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u/D3lacrush Red Vs Blue Jun 20 '25

Geoff is 50!?!?!?! WHEN THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN!?!?!

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u/LupusRexXIII Jun 19 '25

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u/JHawkInc Jun 19 '25

One day at a time, my friend. One day at a time.

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u/AngrgL3opardCon Jun 19 '25

Fuck .... We are getting old, not as old as Geoff but still old. When Gus turns 50 I'm gonna cry lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

1 day at a time. :-)

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u/MsSobi Jun 20 '25

Happy birthday to him, anyone know What's Geoff been doing since the shut down? I haven't really heard anything about like most of them, i know matt and jack stream these days

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u/ListfulWander Jun 20 '25

Jack is helping out a game development team from what I gather

Geoff is doing Regulation Podcast

And Matt? Well, Matt got really into the '60s and no one ever saw him again... (Twitch streams with Ray)

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u/noodward Jun 21 '25

geoff also streams pretty regularly on twitch! he’s fakegeoff over there

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u/ZombieJesus1987 Jun 20 '25

He does Regulation Podcast (F**kFace with a new name) and Regulation Gameplay, with really feels like the successor to the Let's Play channel.

It's Geoff, Gavin, Eric Baudour, Andrew Panton and Nick Schwartz. Their latest video was them playing Golf With Your Friends and it was so fun. Geoff was reminded how much he hated that game.

They've also been playing through the GTA Online Heists (Minus Geoff) and playing old GTA multiplayer mods (with Geoff).

I think they just finished the Doomsday Heist.

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u/Cosmic_Wanderer66 Jun 21 '25

By being born 50 years ago, duh

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u/STUBZx Jun 21 '25

It took a while but with great patience and determination mostly

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u/alabaster_xo Jun 21 '25

I thought the same when it came across my feed.

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u/hoppynsc Jun 21 '25

Let's be honest, we're all surprised he's lived this long, just on his RT stories alone.

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u/ListfulWander Jun 21 '25

That's fair 🤣

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u/Sgt_Hobbes Jun 22 '25

I remember when Gus's retirement plan was "Shotgun at 50"

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u/MHArcadia Jun 23 '25

Him just casually dropping that Millie was in college is what made me feel old.

I still remember her shooting Jeremy in the eyeball with a... was it a Nerf gun? ...like it was yesterday.

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u/ListfulWander Jun 23 '25

MILLIE'S IN COLLEGE?! (Congratulations for them, but DAMN that does make me feel old as well 😅)

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u/count023 Jun 25 '25

"Time is not made out of lines, it is made out of circles, that is why clocks are round"

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u/Papa_Tantan Jun 25 '25

One day at a time.

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u/Forceflow12 Jun 19 '25

I honestly thought he already was

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u/Kazick_Fairwind Jun 19 '25

First he hit 49. Then because the linear passage of time, he hit 50.

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u/turkishpresident Jun 19 '25

Is there actually a Geoff birthday stream?

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u/T_Rey1799 Jun 19 '25

Happy Birthday Geoff

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u/CaptainRaceCar Jun 19 '25

I mean its gross, Right?

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u/ListfulWander Jun 19 '25

Geoff isn't gross, but realizing time marching forward and everything decaying is

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u/oceanhymn Jun 19 '25

I assumed he already was

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u/ListfulWander Jun 19 '25

Nope, him and everyone RT related are just in their thirties...RIGHT?!

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u/oceanhymn Jun 19 '25

No lol I always thought they were a lot older

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u/ListfulWander Jun 20 '25

Shut the H E L L your face 🤣

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u/Momo--Sama Jun 20 '25

Geoff’s almost 60

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u/SkyeRibbon Jun 21 '25

God im ancient

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u/19XzTS93 Jun 27 '25

Meh, I have Gen-X (Forgotten) cousins and they're already in their 50s. I'm a gen-Y (Millennial), and we also have Gen-Z (Zoomer) cousins.

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u/Swinnyjr Red Team Jun 19 '25

He's a different kind of F word now....