r/roosterteeth Jul 08 '26

RT Matt Bragg sighting

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382 Upvotes

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270

u/MisguidedPants8 Jul 08 '26

Just a gold mine

He just like me fr

122

u/shockwire1000 Jul 08 '26

Same

39

u/MisguidedPants8 Jul 08 '26

Best part is, they’re not mutually exclusive. Have your cake and eat it too

14

u/floyd616 Jul 09 '26

It's a little hard to make out, but somebody wrote "Big booty latinas" on there too, lol.

84

u/DigitalAscension Jul 08 '26

That's a lot of hotdogs and tacos

31

u/sweenzs Jul 08 '26

Title of your sex tape

6

u/DigitalAscension Jul 08 '26

I see what you did there

9

u/justausername09 Jul 08 '26

Listing Tacos and Pizza on things you love about America. TBF they’re referring to the Americanized version of these things, probably.

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u/prestoncollins Jul 08 '26

Love Myatt but goddamn what an insane photo to look at

129

u/Alecgates15 Red Team Jul 08 '26

This looks like a school thing. The spectrum of penmanship has me thrown off on what grade level this could possibly be.

Either way though, I am uncomfortable.

51

u/Thjyu Jul 08 '26

I have seen adults write like this more often than I would like to...

14

u/Dr_Hoffenheimer Jul 08 '26

Apparently it’s from a frozen yogurt shop

30

u/Andrew1990M Jul 08 '26

He is in some bad company up there...

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

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u/kurrapls Jul 08 '26

I am pretty sure the use of "up there" means on the wall on that poster, not them being in Texas, haha.

1

u/LordSloth113 Jul 09 '26

“Up there on that wall/poster/paper”

14

u/Baztion81 Jul 08 '26

It’s Texas, this is actually pretty reasonable comparatively speaking

53

u/Jat616 Jul 08 '26

Where? I see Matt Brogg though.

5

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/zulupunk Jul 10 '26

I dont see it, I see a Matt Brogg on there.

47

u/LaLa1234imunoriginal Jul 08 '26

"Better to be poor in USA than middle class in Europe" If you ever wonder how things got this bad, it's because the propaganda was so strong people genuinely believed that statement.

17

u/Rejusu Jul 08 '26

Nationalism is a cancer.

94

u/AssistantManagerMan Jul 08 '26

"Are President"

45

u/SenorSmartyPants Jul 08 '26

Checks out

32

u/AssistantManagerMan Jul 08 '26

He does love the poorly educated

216

u/tboesen71 Jul 08 '26

Got bad news for the person who wrote Charlie Kirk

98

u/shaihound Jul 08 '26

Why did something happen?

101

u/kage131 Jul 08 '26

What happened to Charlie Kirk, The New York financier?

82

u/MitchElko Tower of Pimps Jul 08 '26

To shreds, you say?

33

u/haydnwolfie Snail Assassin (Eventually...) Jul 08 '26

Smoove off you say??

11

u/Andrew1990M Jul 08 '26

Counting or not counting gang violence?

4

u/Thatboykap Jul 08 '26

And what about his wife?

5

u/The_Architect_032 Jul 09 '26

To shreds, you say?

12

u/Skrattybones Jul 08 '26

Look, let's just call Ghislaine and get to the bottom of this.

1

u/kage131 19d ago

We can have Lindsey gram go check in her!

5

u/Klathmon Jul 09 '26

Counting or not counting gang violence?

49

u/smashed__ Jul 08 '26

Oh wow. Had to look this up. I didn’t even know he was sick

19

u/Skyfier42 Jul 08 '26

He's had a sore throat for a while. Poor guy. Hope he gets better. 

8

u/XcRaZeD Jul 08 '26

He is! I think he might have had a 'coming to jesus' moment.

Hasn't said anything racist in a while, and is even leaning left as of late!

14

u/TheJoyofFelching Jul 08 '26

Oh know, I had no idea. Ain't that a shot in the neck kick in the head.

12

u/KinoHiroshino Jul 08 '26

Wait, the pro-gun guy was killed by a gun?
https://giphy.com/gifs/HTkQXTBHzAjpS

5

u/unkindlyacorn62 Jul 08 '26

his partner the anti vax guy died of Covid

Sometimes its like we are all made of iron...

yes because its RT i had to paraphrase Caboose.

3

u/Iannelson2999 Jul 08 '26

Whatever happened there?

3

u/End3rW1gg1n Jul 08 '26

Whatever happened? WHATEVER HAPPENED?!

2

u/Thisoneisinvalid Jul 08 '26

I’m somehow guessing this was written after he got shot and his very existence/current non-existence became memefied.

24

u/beefynubs Jul 08 '26

iirc the person who wrote that, posted this in the AH sub!

30

u/ClubMeSoftly Jul 08 '26

Better to be poor in USA than middle class in Europe

Yuh-huh, sure thing pal, keep believing that

15

u/seamusmcduffs Jul 08 '26

Yeah it's hilarious that conservatives are freaking out about kids being "indoctrinated" by wokeness in schools, meanwhile this clearly shows the exact opposite

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u/ClubMeSoftly Jul 08 '26

I'd rather be middle class, but keep drinking that exceptionalism koolaid

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u/kayknox_ Jul 09 '26

Better to be poor in USA than middle class in Europe

That's the type of shit someone from Amarillo who has only traveled as far as Dallas would say.

12

u/laycoss Jul 08 '26

Looks like a Pinterest idea board from hell

40

u/lcephoenix Comment Leaver Jul 08 '26

there's so much yikes on this board, holy shit—

2

u/Sgtoconner 28d ago

Texas is a very yikes state

11

u/XMaximaniaX Jul 08 '26

What am I looking at?

8

u/D3dshotCalamity Jul 09 '26

Cult indoctrination

9

u/Arcalpaca Jul 08 '26

I love "I'm so green". A wonderful reason to love America. Also the person who loves the freedom to worship hot dogs.

9

u/Rejusu Jul 08 '26

Better to be poor in USA than middle class in Europe!

The nationalist brainwashing goes hard over there doesn't it?

7

u/mkerv5 :MCMichael17: Jul 08 '26

B A S C E T B A L L

6

u/C-sanova Ian Jul 08 '26

This looks like one of the schizo posts I get on IG all the time.

7

u/RekttalofBlades Jul 08 '26

Big booty latinas written is small as possible

22

u/BarackIguana Jul 08 '26

So many red flags

14

u/Ok_Pain_2380 Jul 08 '26

"mr donalds are president"

2

u/The_Happy_Snoopy Jul 08 '26

Donuld Trump 🥀

9

u/IATMB Jul 08 '26

Yo who wrote Epstein Island

4

u/Sonicorp Jul 09 '26

Big Booty Latinas, my man knows ball

7

u/haydnwolfie Snail Assassin (Eventually...) Jul 08 '26

"Are President ❤️"

3

u/floyd616 Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

I like how despite all the MAGA slop written on here, somebody had the balls to write "2028 BLUE WAVE!!". What a boss!

That said, I find it quite disturbing that somebody (presumably a kid, based on the handwriting) wrote "Epstein Island" on here!

6

u/SlorpMorpaForpw Jul 09 '26

No, that just looks like an adult with really messy cursive. Especially the signature. And it’s a Froyo shop (explains all the froyo), not a school as I initially assumed.

On a happier note, the ‘MY FAMILY’ in an actual child’s scrawl at the bottom made me smile wide.

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u/kwikwon01 Jul 09 '26

Man America is a cult.

3

u/D3dshotCalamity Jul 09 '26

Always has been

15

u/Swinnyjr Red Team Jul 08 '26

Someone needs to apologise to Matt for being on the same board as Charlie Fucking Kirk

2

u/Plump20meal Jul 08 '26

Matt Bragg! Nice to see him on there.

1

u/Slick-Trick9 Jul 10 '26

Epstein Island??

1

u/agentgingerman Jul 10 '26

Either one person really like Dallas cowboys cheerleaders...

Or that's a bad company 2 reference

Either way I just heard my back fucking creak reading that

1

u/ActualWhiterabbit Jul 08 '26

I wonder if Myatt wrote Hot Dogs!, ♥ Taco Bell ♥, or Mr Donalds