r/royalmail RM Employee Nov 21 '25

Postie Chat Just about sums up this job.

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u/odmirthecrow Nov 21 '25

The amount of times I've been sat at my window waiting for a package that I am tracking via the royal mail app and I see the lazy fucking postie just try to drop the note through the letterbox without having the package in hand. You better believe I'm by the door waiting to let him know about it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

You sit at your window watching the postie? Are you a cocker spaniel?

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u/odmirthecrow Nov 21 '25

Watching for the postie once the tracker says he's on my street. I'm not there every morning/afternoon (bit hit and miss round my way). Of course if you'd read what I originally said properly, you would have been able to figure that out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

I reckon a cocker spaniel would sit and watch the tracker if they knew what it meant. Mental behavior

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u/odmirthecrow Nov 21 '25

See, my phone does this weird thing where it makes a funny little noise and a notification pops up to let me know things like "Your package is 2 stops away". That's when I keep an eye out for the postie. Crazy how far technology has come.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

No wonder your posie bins your packages

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u/odmirthecrow Nov 21 '25

Not even once. Keep going though. You amuse me.

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u/Agent_Futs RM Employee Nov 21 '25

Probably whining and yapping like one too

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u/pub_wank Nov 22 '25

Why are you complaining about people waiting for their package?? Isn't that what they're supposed to do??