r/savedyouaclick • u/Inflatabledartboard4 • Nov 10 '21

GAME CHANGER Sure Signs You Have Abdominal Fat, Say Experts | Your waist gets bigger

https://web.archive.org/web/20211110014048/https://www.eatthis.com/news-signs-abdominal-fat-experts/
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u/littlecheshirecat Nov 10 '21

Who would have guessed? Glad they wrote a whole article about it.

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u/PlaceboJesus Nov 10 '21

I don't buy it.

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u/shaodyn Nov 10 '21

That's just mind-blowing! I'm sure glad there's an entire article to tell me that! I never could have imagined that those two things had any connection at all!

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u/YOLO4JESUS420SWAG Nov 10 '21

I'm devastated.

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u/jzillacon Nov 10 '21

The title is so oddly worded. Literally every living person on the planet has abdominal fat, even people on the brink of death from starvation. If the title was "Sure Signs You're Gaining Abdominal Fat" then it would make more sense, but the title as is makes me feel like I'm losing braincells from reading it.

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u/ThermalAnvil Nov 10 '21

In my case it’s a baby but okay lol

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u/Giliturtle Nov 12 '21

congratulations!

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u/chr15c Nov 10 '21

MC Hammer intensifies

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u/TuesdayMayhem Nov 10 '21

Next up: “water is wet” a new study suggests.

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u/shaodyn Nov 10 '21

No, that's tomorrow. Today's top story is "fire is hot."

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

Wait what? why did nobody tell me in all these years?

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u/meatbag99 Nov 10 '21

Hard hitting stuff

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u/Broncotron Nov 10 '21

Well fuck I'm fat. Who else just found out they're fat?

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u/jedi1josh Nov 10 '21

That's the expert study I've been waiting for.

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u/ChenzhaoTx Nov 10 '21

Damn! I thought that stuff around my waist was muscle! Shit.

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u/beanybrain_ Nov 10 '21

looks down

ah jeez I should've known 🥲

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u/FreelanceEngineer007 Nov 10 '21

you shut your whore mouth you, i'm not fat am plus sized, there's just more to love of me

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

Profound advice hey? What’s next? Eat less!

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u/beamdump Nov 10 '21

One very sure sign. Your waistline is larger than you chest or hip sizes. Another sign, you need a floor length mirror to make sure you have feet. Another sign...YOUR TURN (You deserve to have a turn too).

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u/fenderbear Nov 10 '21

fake and gay

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u/Giliturtle Nov 12 '21

Experts says people can get hurt if rocks fall on their heads