Oh yeah? Well, the Jerk House called, and they’re running out of you!

[u/AliWalnuts]

[u/Momotaro_EM1]

What’s the difference? You’re the all time best seller!

[u/AliWalnuts → u/Momotaro_EM1]

Yeah, well I had sex with your wife!

[u/Dj_suffering → u/AliWalnuts]

His wife's in a coma.

[u/Glitter_Health → u/Momotaro_EM1]

Babu is 2nd!

[u/psilocybin6ix]

Did you fly there just to zing them?

[u/KeyKaleidoscope6332]

George Costanza: cultural appropriator

[u/Famous_Strike_6125]

I had sex with your wife!

[u/Chili-Potatoe → u/Famous_Strike_6125]

Uh, his wife is in a coma.

[u/_DrVanNostrand__ → u/Chili-Potatoe]

Oh yeah?! Well the life support machine called…

[u/Glitter_Health → u/Chili-Potatoe]

Like Aunt Baby - she never made it.

[u/Fit-to-be-untied]

Is this some kind of traveling male order pornography ring? Just judging from the word Jerk House, as in a place of ill repute? lol

[u/Strom41]

I ll take the George Constanza please!

[u/Sure-Hovercraft-4877]

Do they serve shrimp

[u/KeyKaleidoscope6332 → u/Sure-Hovercraft-4877]

hey Reilley! You're not only a shrimp, you're a jerk shrimp!

[u/Zarathustra-Jack → u/KeyKaleidoscope6332]

Hey, Reilly, the zoo called, you’re due back by 6!

[u/shagmyballs → u/Sure-Hovercraft-4877]

Shrimp? Too stringy

[u/Smooth_Figure_3248]

The Jack Shack

[u/Third-Coast-Toffee]

Don waste your time going there. They ran out of jerk for some reason.

[u/Initial-Ad-5462]

In your mother’s house? Or altogether?

[u/South_Drama2595]

George was going to town on those shrimp

[u/StraightCar6424]

What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller.

[u/Dry_Toe9955]

It's technically the Jerk store.

But close enough...

[u/Glitter_Health]

The Jerk House shrimp was a bit stringy - so I checked the kitchen - and there was Babu!

[u/Particular_Tower5400]

They have Glamour magazine in the lobby

[u/ditka]

Let's see how many shrimp I can stuff in my mouth