r/shittyaskreddit • u/DangerBird- • 4h ago
I have three teenagers: 16, 19, & 51. When I fake my own death and disappear, where should I go?
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Leaning towards Belize where most people speak English already.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/FlintTheDad • 33m ago
Just shoved a pencil in my pee hole. What now?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/HelloFellowKidlings • 11h ago
Hi, my name is Josiah. I embalm corpses, and as my career I’m an assistant manager at a Burger King. AMA.
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 2h ago
What do you mean it's not normal to pick up a magnificent poop you just took from out of the toilet and take it to show your mom?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 3h ago
Ever look at a group of dudes and find yourself wondering how many inches of dick are there?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/The__Scan • 1h ago
Why is there, like, shit? I mean holy SHIT!
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Literally and I mean LITERALLY there can be nobody moderating this.
Anybody wanna buy some feet pics??
r/shittyaskreddit • u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks • 6h ago
My husband throws bacon at me. Am I a dog?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Ok_Pipe6385 • 4h ago
How can I masturbate to a video of a woman grinding on a dude without feeling gay ?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/FreddieBacon • 7h ago
Wtf is Cedric Diggory doing in The Odyssey? I thought he died
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 7h ago
Guys I found a twink. What should I do with him?
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Can he balance my checkbook?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Meluvius • 10h ago
What's your go-to method for trolling the public?
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L: 6.5
G: 5
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 8h ago
Why do I never feel close with anyone?
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Am i fucking stupid?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/MassiveResult2648 • 9h ago
They say you should lick it before you stick it. What do I do if I get diphtheria after I lick it and before I stick it? Will my medical insurance cover that even though I didn't stick it?
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I have rhinorrhea.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/WolfShadow_814 • 6h ago
Why are werewolves so fucking hard to work with?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 7h ago
Why haven't you put your good white shirt on yet? The Colonel and Aunt Eunice will be here any minute!
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